The best player on the planet is out for 5-6 weeks

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The best player on the planet is out for 5-6 weeks

Post by SolidSnake »

Giroux hurt his finger playing golf.

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Wow. Lol.
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Post by André »

Well he doesn't top Johnson. Imagine ruining (partly) what's looking like a stellar career stepping out of a golf cart.
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when his golf club shattered
Did he smash it on the top of the cart?
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Post by meow »

"Golf club shattered" is the worst lie in the history of the world. I guess they can't say drunken bar fight, though.

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Post by shoeshine boy »

Since making his debut in the 2007-08 season, he has totaled 91 goals and 199 assists over 333 games in six seasons.
I didn't realize that his goal totals were so low. I realize he's just now entering his prime and maybe I have unrealistic expectations but I would've thought he would score a goal more than once every 3+ games.
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He's been at 26 goals per 82 games over the last 3 seasons. He was low goal scoring in his first two. During that time its 35 goals per 82 pace in the playoffs.
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Post by Letang Is The Truth »

they said the shaft exploded and tore a ligament in his hand. sounds like he got pissed and tried to smash his club on something
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Yeah well all those exploding shafts were bound to get him eventually.
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GSdrums87 wrote:Yeah well all those exploding shafts were bound to get him eventually.
:fist:

And for those of you who don't get this....

The Dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Post by penny lane »

Bruce Garrioch ‏@SunGarrioch 15h According to @jfplante_Droit Claude Giroux severed four tendons in his finger while golfing at Camelot in Cumberland.
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Seems like more than a 5-6 week injury. Let's hope they rush him back too early.
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Post by meecrofilm »

Apparently it's because he sucks at golf.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/fly ... njury.html
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Read: I got pissed off and snapped my driver.
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Is it possible to shatter a golf club, when used in the intended way?
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It's very hard to do unless you intend to break it.
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Post by Rylan »

columbia wrote:Is it possible to shatter a golf club, when used in the intended way?
Only thing I could think of would be a hidden root or boulder. But, that is rare.
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NBC posted this on FB today.

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Post by Sam's Drunk Dog »

It's that Ginger rage.
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Post by pugilist13 »

meecrofilm wrote:Apparently it's because he sucks at golf.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/fly ... njury.html
Either he really sucks at golf, or he was really drunk. I prefer the latter.
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Post by tjand72 »

pugilist13 wrote:
meecrofilm wrote:Apparently it's because he sucks at golf.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/fly ... njury.html
Either he really sucks at golf, or he was really drunk. I prefer the latter.
Are they necessarily mutually exclusive?
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Post by Pens Fan Since 1970 »

It probably happened at Miniature Golf. He most likely went all Happy Gilmore on the clown at one of the holes.