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by Pitts »
pittsports87 wrote:Godric wrote:pittsports87 wrote:
A damaged empty can of red bull?
Crushed.
No way, I think he is trying to say he got wings, but they broke.
I thought he meant shat-canned.
Oh yeah ... Please kill this thread now!
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by newarenanow »
F jagr
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by shafnutz05 »
Jagr just superkicked Lemieux through the barber shop window
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by Pitts »
Jagr took Lemieux's nads, pulled them up around his neck, tied them off and used them for punching bags!
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by newarenanow »
Jagr cheered when Casey Anthony was declared innocent.
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by HomerPenguin »
newarenanow wrote:Jagr cheered when Casey Anthony was declared innocent.
I was debating whether to come in here and do a "Jagr was the killer" joke, but this is better.
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by Tico Rick »
Matt Cooke told Jagr to sign with the Flyers.
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by newarenanow »
HomerPenguin wrote:newarenanow wrote:Jagr cheered when Casey Anthony was declared innocent.
I was debating whether to come in here and do a "Jagr was the killer" joke, but this is better.
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![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
I figured it was a good middle ground joke.
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by ExPatriatePen »
Jagr is single handedly responsible for the 9% unemployment rate.
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by pittsports87 »
newarenanow wrote:Jagr cheered when Casey Anthony was declared innocent.
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by Rylan »
Jagr taught Matt Cooke everything he knows
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by ExPatriatePen »
When Chuck Norris wants to "piss someone off", he calls Jaromir Jagr for advice.
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by ExPatriatePen »
Jaromir Jagr is the Anti- Gary Roberts
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by pittsports87 »
I like the direction this thread is going in.
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by Sam's Drunk Dog »
Jagr was the person who first requested Cotton Eye Joe to be played at Pens games.
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by cheesesteakwithegg »
Jagr's favorite anthem singer is Sgt. Bob
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by pittsports87 »
Jagr healed Pujols wrist.
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by Pens Fan Since 1970 »
Jagr wrote all of the songs and played all of the instruments in the Blue Line Band.
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by pittsports87 »
Jagr likes to have fun fun fun on Friday.
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by ExPatriatePen »
Those ridiculous Mullets in the late 80's and early 90's? You thank Jaromir Jagr for that too!
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by pittsports87 »
Jagr causes all the double posts on LGP.
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by ExPatriatePen »
When Jaromir Jagr says "it's not you it's me" he ain't kidding.
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by ExPatriatePen »
Jaromir Jagr's dog showed up at the dog pound the other day, begging for asylum.
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Jagr supported Majestic Star.
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by ExPatriatePen »
French Mime's sit around making fun of the things that Jaromir Jagr does.