Jagr Watch 2017

Post by **Pitts** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:03 am

pittsports87 wrote:
Godric wrote:
pittsports87 wrote: A damaged empty can of red bull?
Crushed.
No way, I think he is trying to say he got wings, but they broke.

I thought he meant shat-canned.

Oh yeah ... Please kill this thread now!

newarenanow · Post by **newarenanow** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:46 am

F jagr

Post by **shafnutz05** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:22 am

Jagr just superkicked Lemieux through the barber shop window

Post by **Pitts** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:31 am

Jagr took Lemieux's nads, pulled them up around his neck, tied them off and used them for punching bags!

newarenanow · Post by **newarenanow** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:48 am

Jagr cheered when Casey Anthony was declared innocent.

Post by **HomerPenguin** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:52 am

newarenanow wrote:Jagr cheered when Casey Anthony was declared innocent.

I was debating whether to come in here and do a "Jagr was the killer" joke, but this is better.

Tico Rick · Post by **Tico Rick** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:58 am

Matt Cooke told Jagr to sign with the Flyers.

newarenanow · Post by **newarenanow** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:58 am

HomerPenguin wrote:
newarenanow wrote:Jagr cheered when Casey Anthony was declared innocent.
I was debating whether to come in here and do a "Jagr was the killer" joke, but this is better.

I figured it was a good middle ground joke.

ExPatriatePen · Post by **ExPatriatePen** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:58 am

Jagr is single handedly responsible for the 9% unemployment rate.

Post by **pittsports87** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:06 pm

newarenanow wrote:Jagr cheered when Casey Anthony was declared innocent.

Rylan · Post by **Rylan** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:08 pm

Jagr taught Matt Cooke everything he knows

ExPatriatePen · Post by **ExPatriatePen** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:17 pm

When Chuck Norris wants to "piss someone off", he calls Jaromir Jagr for advice.

ExPatriatePen · Post by **ExPatriatePen** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:18 pm

Jaromir Jagr is the Anti- Gary Roberts

Post by **pittsports87** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:41 pm

I like the direction this thread is going in.

Post by **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:47 pm

Jagr was the person who first requested Cotton Eye Joe to be played at Pens games.

cheesesteakwithegg · Post by **cheesesteakwithegg** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:50 pm

Jagr's favorite anthem singer is Sgt. Bob

Post by **pittsports87** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:50 pm

Jagr healed Pujols wrist.

Pens Fan Since 1970 · Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:54 pm

Jagr wrote all of the songs and played all of the instruments in the Blue Line Band.

Post by **pittsports87** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:55 pm

Jagr likes to have fun fun fun on Friday.

ExPatriatePen · Post by **ExPatriatePen** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:56 pm

Those ridiculous Mullets in the late 80's and early 90's? You thank Jaromir Jagr for that too!

Post by **pittsports87** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:03 pm

Jagr causes all the double posts on LGP.

ExPatriatePen · Post by **ExPatriatePen** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:04 pm

When Jaromir Jagr says "it's not you it's me" he ain't kidding.

ExPatriatePen · Post by **ExPatriatePen** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:06 pm

Jaromir Jagr's dog showed up at the dog pound the other day, begging for asylum.

tjand72 · Post by **tjand72** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:10 pm

Jagr supported Majestic Star.

ExPatriatePen · Post by **ExPatriatePen** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:14 pm

French Mime's sit around making fun of the things that Jaromir Jagr does.

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