"Hello?"
"Oh do ya?"
"Oh do I what?"
"Oh do ya?"
"OH DO I WHAT!?"
The line went dead.
He clicked the phone closed and looked up just in time to see a giant (ban?)hammer swinging towards him.
Meanwhile....
Steve Tambellini (mac5155) sat watching old video of the glory days in Edmonton. He wishes he would have such success.
In walked a man with a gun in his hand and he was looking for you know who. He put the gun to Tambellini's head and pulled the trigger.
"HA HA HA!!!! I'm protected *smurfette*!"
The man pulled the hammer back to load the next chamber
"Nope....you were blocked"
BANG!!!
Brain matter EVERYWHERE.
7 RPs
1 EC Baddies
3 WC Baddies
2 EC Good RPs
1 WC Good RPs
11 Regular GMs
Eastern Conference
Atlanta Thrashers - Don Waddell - Corvidae
Boston Bruins - Peter Chiarelli - MWB
Buffalo Sabres - Darcy Regier - malkamaniac
Carolina Hurricanes - Jim Rutherford - relantel
Montreal Canadiens - Pierre Gauthier - npv708
New Jersey Devils - Lou Lamoriello - TW
New York Islanders - Garth Snow - Shafnutz05
New York Rangers - Glen Sather - THG
Ottawa Thenaterth - Bryan Murray - beerman
Philadelphia Flyers - Paul Holmgren - MikeEnIke
Pittsburgh Penguins - Ray Shero - Canaan
Tampa Bay Lightning - Brian Lawton - sdm5055
Toronto Maple Leafs - Brian Burke - tfrizz
Washington Capitals - George McPhee - TWC
Western Conference
Anaheim Ducks - Bob Murray - Dagny
Calgary Flames - Darryl Sutter - jwienand
Chicago Blackhawks - Stan Bowman - Chefpatrick871
Colorado Avalanche - Greg Sherman - Senka
Columbus Blue Jackets - Scott Howson - LITT
Dallas Stars - Joe Nieuwendyk - Kicksave
Detroit Red Wings - Ken Holland - Troy Loney
Edmonton Oilers - Steve Tambellini - mac5155
Los Angeles Kings - Dean Lombardi - Jaysmiter
Minnesota Wild - Chuck Fletcher - newarenanow
Nashville Predators - David Poile - redwill
Phoenix Coyotes - Don Maloney - c2i
San Jose Sharks - Doug Wilson - BadHands71
St. Louis Blues - Larry Pleau - JoseCuervo
Vancouver Canucks - Mike Gillis - cup keeper
Don Maloney (c2i), a regular GM of the Phoenix Coyotes was shot to death on night 0 by the Commissioner so as not to violate rule 14.62.788 appendix Q of the NHL rule book.
Glen Sather (THG), a regular GM of the New York Rangers was beaten to death by his mistakes on day 1.
David Poile (redwill), a regular GM of the Nashville Predators was poisoned with SJ2001 on day 1
Beerman, the EC Seer, was killed on night 1
Darryl Sutter (jwienand), the WC Seer was shot and killed by the vig on night 1
Paul Holmgren (MikeEnIke), the EC Godfather was shot and killed by the EC Vig
Bob Murray (dagny) a regular GM of the Anaheim Ducks was turned into swiss cheese on night 1
Doug Wilson (BadHands71), a regular GM of the San Jose Sharks was killed on day 2
Brian Lawton (sdm5055), EC Evil Seer of the Tampa Bay Lightning was drown on day 2
Don Waddell (Corvidae), a regular GM of the Atlanta Thrashers was bludgeoned to death on night 2
Steve Tambellini (mac5155), WC Angel was shot on night 2
It is now Day 3
5 votes to fire
After Day 3 we will be down to 8 teams per conference and the playoffs will begin.
Do Eeeeet!