NHL GM Wars Game Thread
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EC
1 - tfrizz, (npv, sdm)
1 - TW, (relantel)
5 - sdm, (canaan, shaf, malk, tfrizz, TWC)
WC
1 - Jaysmiter, (cup keeper)
1 - NAN, (mac5155)
6 - BH71, (jaysmiter, kicksave, senka, chefpatrick871, Troy Loney, LITT)
1 - senka, (BH71)
6 to fire
WC LIMIT REACHED. NO MORE WC VOTES.
1 - tfrizz, (npv, sdm)
1 - TW, (relantel)
5 - sdm, (canaan, shaf, malk, tfrizz, TWC)
WC
1 - Jaysmiter, (cup keeper)
1 - NAN, (mac5155)
6 - BH71, (jaysmiter, kicksave, senka, chefpatrick871, Troy Loney, LITT)
1 - senka, (BH71)
6 to fire
WC LIMIT REACHED. NO MORE WC VOTES.
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one more. can you guys please get this done ![Popcorn :pop:](./images/smilies/popcorn.gif)
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Let's go haters. Get this vote done!
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EC, fire SDM
Not really buying the tfrizz stuff. He voted me early and stayed on until there was more of a push to sdm, then switched to move it along. Not that unusual.
Not really buying the tfrizz stuff. He voted me early and stayed on until there was more of a push to sdm, then switched to move it along. Not that unusual.
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Thank freaking Jeebus.
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string em up!
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lol@ your post countMalkamaniac wrote:Thank freaking Jeebus.
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BOOBcanaan wrote:lol@ your post countMalkamaniac wrote:Thank freaking Jeebus.
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We shall see what happens
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I thought about that earlier. I laughed to myself.
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you ruined itMalkamaniac wrote:I thought about that earlier. I laughed to myself.
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A rush just to get to someone off isn't always a good thing... Not sure i like how fast MWB swooped in to finish off sdm after TWC voted...
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eastern conference sucks
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If SDM turns up red, MWB's coming in at the last second to become a part of the tally will raise some red flagsrelantel wrote:A rush just to get to someone off isn't always a good thing... Not sure i like how fast MWB swooped in to finish off sdm after TWC voted...
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MWB is always bad that should raise some red flags
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EC
1 - tfrizz, (npv, sdm)
1 - TW, (relantel)
6 - sdm, (canaan, shaf, malk, tfrizz, TWC, MWB)
WC
1 - Jaysmiter, (cup keeper)
1 - NAN, (mac5155)
6 - BH71, (jaysmiter, kicksave, senka, chefpatrick871, Troy Loney, LITT)
1 - senka, (BH71)
6 to fire
LIMITS REACHED
1 - tfrizz, (npv, sdm)
1 - TW, (relantel)
6 - sdm, (canaan, shaf, malk, tfrizz, TWC, MWB)
WC
1 - Jaysmiter, (cup keeper)
1 - NAN, (mac5155)
6 - BH71, (jaysmiter, kicksave, senka, chefpatrick871, Troy Loney, LITT)
1 - senka, (BH71)
6 to fire
LIMITS REACHED
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write up coming?
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Write Up Coming
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Like....now
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does anyone have any good ASCII art?
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Doug Wilson (BadHands71) approached the podium to give a speech titled "How To Build A Perfect Regular Season Team That Drops A Big Deuce In The Playoffs". He took out his notes and placed them on the podium in front of him when he noticed his feet were getting wet. The floor was soaked. He looked down and noticed a wire leading around the stage and out towards the back of the conference room where the WC GMs had elected Scott Howson (LITT) to pull the switch on the breaker box, and he did just that.
The light flickered and then went out as sparks flew.
When the emergency lights came back on, the GMs were amazed to see that.....
Meanwhile....
Brian Lawton (sdm5055) was trying to figure out how he still had a job. He is pacing the back of the conference room (amid the smoke still rising from Doug Wilson's corpse) thinking, "I signed Ryan Malone. Why didn't we win a cup this year!?" The EC GMs had enough of that nonsense and they proceeded to drag him outside. Once on the beach they asked if he had any final words.
"I SIGNED RYAN MALONE! I'M A GENIUS!"
It wasn't enough to save him OR Rick Tochett. The EC GMs raised a sheet to reveal Tochett buried neck deep in the sand with another hole beside it. They put Lawton in the whole and filled it with sand. Slowly the tide came in and drown the 2 together.
Washed up on the shore was his Conference badge. It read:
There are 20- GM's remaining
8 RPs
1 EC Baddies
3 WC Baddies
2 EC Good RPs
2 WC Good RPs
12 Regular GMs
Eastern Conference
Atlanta Thrashers - Don Waddell - Corvidae
Boston Bruins - Peter Chiarelli - MWB
Buffalo Sabres - Darcy Regier - malkamaniac
Carolina Hurricanes - Jim Rutherford - relantel
Montreal Canadiens - Pierre Gauthier - npv708
New Jersey Devils - Lou Lamoriello - TW
New York Islanders - Garth Snow - Shafnutz05
New York Rangers - Glen Sather - THG
Ottawa Thenaterth - Bryan Murray - beerman
Philadelphia Flyers - Paul Holmgren - MikeEnIke
Pittsburgh Penguins - Ray Shero - Canaan
Tampa Bay Lightning - Brian Lawton - sdm5055
Toronto Maple Leafs - Brian Burke - tfrizz
Washington Capitals - George McPhee - TWC
Western Conference
Anaheim Ducks - Bob Murray - Dagny
Calgary Flames - Darryl Sutter - jwienand
Chicago Blackhawks - Stan Bowman - Chefpatrick871
Colorado Avalanche - Greg Sherman - Senka
Columbus Blue Jackets - Scott Howson - LITT
Dallas Stars - Joe Nieuwendyk - Kicksave
Detroit Red Wings - Ken Holland - Troy Loney
Edmonton Oilers - Steve Tambellini - mac5155
Los Angeles Kings - Dean Lombardi - Jaysmiter
Minnesota Wild - Chuck Fletcher - newarenanow
Nashville Predators - David Poile - redwill
Phoenix Coyotes - Don Maloney - c2i
San Jose Sharks - Doug Wilson - BadHands71
St. Louis Blues - Larry Pleau - JoseCuervo
Vancouver Canucks - Mike Gillis - cup keeper
Don Maloney (c2i), a regular GM of the Phoenix Coyotes was shot to death on night 0 by the Commissioner so as not to violate rule 14.62.788 appendix Q of the NHL rule book.
Glen Sather (THG), a regular GM of the New York Rangers was beaten to death by his mistakes on day 1.
David Poile (redwill), a regular GM of the Nashville Predators was poisoned with SJ2001 on day 1
Beerman, the EC Seer, was killed on night 1
Darryl Sutter (jwienand), the WC Seer was shot and killed by the vig on night 1
Paul Holmgren (MikeEnIke), the EC Godfather was shot and killed by the EC Vig
Bob Murray (dagny) a regular GM of the Anaheim Ducks was turned into swiss cheese on night 1
Doug Wilson (BadHands71), a regular GM of the San Jose Sharks was killed on day 2
Brian Lawton (sdm5055), EC Evil Seer of the Tampa Bay Lightning was drown on day 2
It is now Night 2
RPs, PM pensfanindc and slappybrown
DO IT!!
The light flickered and then went out as sparks flew.
When the emergency lights came back on, the GMs were amazed to see that.....
Spoiler:
Meanwhile....
Brian Lawton (sdm5055) was trying to figure out how he still had a job. He is pacing the back of the conference room (amid the smoke still rising from Doug Wilson's corpse) thinking, "I signed Ryan Malone. Why didn't we win a cup this year!?" The EC GMs had enough of that nonsense and they proceeded to drag him outside. Once on the beach they asked if he had any final words.
"I SIGNED RYAN MALONE! I'M A GENIUS!"
It wasn't enough to save him OR Rick Tochett. The EC GMs raised a sheet to reveal Tochett buried neck deep in the sand with another hole beside it. They put Lawton in the whole and filled it with sand. Slowly the tide came in and drown the 2 together.
Washed up on the shore was his Conference badge. It read:
Spoiler:
There are 20- GM's remaining
8 RPs
1 EC Baddies
3 WC Baddies
2 EC Good RPs
2 WC Good RPs
12 Regular GMs
Eastern Conference
Atlanta Thrashers - Don Waddell - Corvidae
Boston Bruins - Peter Chiarelli - MWB
Buffalo Sabres - Darcy Regier - malkamaniac
Carolina Hurricanes - Jim Rutherford - relantel
Montreal Canadiens - Pierre Gauthier - npv708
New Jersey Devils - Lou Lamoriello - TW
New York Islanders - Garth Snow - Shafnutz05
New York Rangers - Glen Sather - THG
Ottawa Thenaterth - Bryan Murray - beerman
Philadelphia Flyers - Paul Holmgren - MikeEnIke
Pittsburgh Penguins - Ray Shero - Canaan
Tampa Bay Lightning - Brian Lawton - sdm5055
Toronto Maple Leafs - Brian Burke - tfrizz
Washington Capitals - George McPhee - TWC
Western Conference
Anaheim Ducks - Bob Murray - Dagny
Calgary Flames - Darryl Sutter - jwienand
Chicago Blackhawks - Stan Bowman - Chefpatrick871
Colorado Avalanche - Greg Sherman - Senka
Columbus Blue Jackets - Scott Howson - LITT
Dallas Stars - Joe Nieuwendyk - Kicksave
Detroit Red Wings - Ken Holland - Troy Loney
Edmonton Oilers - Steve Tambellini - mac5155
Los Angeles Kings - Dean Lombardi - Jaysmiter
Minnesota Wild - Chuck Fletcher - newarenanow
Nashville Predators - David Poile - redwill
Phoenix Coyotes - Don Maloney - c2i
San Jose Sharks - Doug Wilson - BadHands71
St. Louis Blues - Larry Pleau - JoseCuervo
Vancouver Canucks - Mike Gillis - cup keeper
Don Maloney (c2i), a regular GM of the Phoenix Coyotes was shot to death on night 0 by the Commissioner so as not to violate rule 14.62.788 appendix Q of the NHL rule book.
Glen Sather (THG), a regular GM of the New York Rangers was beaten to death by his mistakes on day 1.
David Poile (redwill), a regular GM of the Nashville Predators was poisoned with SJ2001 on day 1
Beerman, the EC Seer, was killed on night 1
Darryl Sutter (jwienand), the WC Seer was shot and killed by the vig on night 1
Paul Holmgren (MikeEnIke), the EC Godfather was shot and killed by the EC Vig
Bob Murray (dagny) a regular GM of the Anaheim Ducks was turned into swiss cheese on night 1
Doug Wilson (BadHands71), a regular GM of the San Jose Sharks was killed on day 2
Brian Lawton (sdm5055), EC Evil Seer of the Tampa Bay Lightning was drown on day 2
It is now Night 2
RPs, PM pensfanindc and slappybrown
DO IT!!
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BELIEVE IN ME, AND YOU WILL SEE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!