NHL GM Wars Game Thread

[Kicksave]

lulz.

npv with the solid picture.

[count2infinity]

With THG and redwill both gone, this game's smug level has gone down considerably.

my farts smell good...

[PensFanInDC]

With THG and redwill both gone, this game's smug level has gone down considerably.

my farts smell good...

You're dead...stay aht...

[the wicked child]

Nobody has the passion of my organization. We lead with the shoulder at every opportunity. Fear our arrival mere mortals.

[BadHands71]

WC fire redwill

Ha.

Did wallflower put you up to that?

No... i spun the random wheel.

[Letang Is The Truth]

WC fire redwill

Ha.

Did wallflower put you up to that?

No... i spun the random wheel.

relative of jump to conclusions map?

[Senka]

you guys are soff.

[Chefpatrick871]

dey all soff

[the wicked child]

I just got a cup holder installed. You need these kind of things when you arrive. Not that some of you hacks would know what I am talking about.

[canaan]

I just got a cup holder installed. You need these kind of things when you arrive. Not that some of you hacks would know what I am talking about.

a challenger approaches

[Senka]

guess what. LA Kings are gonna win the cup. for realz.

But idealistically, Hossa loses in the cup finals again. regardless of who they play (unless its washington)

[the wicked child]

I just got a cup holder installed. You need these kind of things when you arrive. Not that some of you hacks would know what I am talking about.

a challenger approaches

So how much did you pay Buttman this year, Rejan? I bet less than our food budget. We are huge fans of ears here in the nation's capital.

And we don't schedule illegal concerts to gain an advantage either.

[PensFanInDC]

Write up coming

Spoiler:

as soon as I get all the PMs

[the wicked child]

Damn phone. Ears=eats.

[relantel]

Write up coming

Spoiler:

as soon as I get all the PMs

so old, so old.

[Letang Is The Truth]

i remember when i had my first beer

[the wicked child]

Today I organized a fan rally. We're going to make rally hats out of tin foil. It is going to be fun.

[BadHands71]

Today I organized a fan rally. We're going to make rally hats out of tin foil. It is going to be fun.

Awesome. Then will you spend the next 6 hours at a chicken wing cook-off?

[the wicked child]

Bruce prefers Ribs festivals... More food, less work. Chili cookoffs are great too.

I still don't understand why we are banned from every Pinderosa in the tri-state area. Its not like we cleaned out the entire buffet every time.

[Kicksave]

brucenomnom

[PensFanInDC]

Bruce prefers Ribs festivals... More food, less work. Chili cookoffs are great too.

I still don't understand why we are banned from every Pinderosa in the tri-state area. Its not like we cleaned out the entire buffet every time.

6 times is enough. Restraining orders were made for people like Brucey poo

[PensFanInDC]

The writeup.....she is a coming

[PensFanInDC]

Bryan Murray (beerman) thhat in the buthhnithh thhenter of the hotel, checking hithh email when from behind he wathh knocked unconthithh by a group of unknown athhailanthh.

He awoke, tied to a char in a dark room.

"Say 'Super'."

"What? What are you talking about?"

"SAY 'SUPER'!"

"Thuper!"

The chair dropped 6 inches lower, revealing a pit of rabid arboreal nazi zombie vampire rabbits below him.

"Say 'Super'."

"Thuper!"

The chair dropped another 2 feet.

"Say 'Super'!"

"Thuper! Thuper! Thuper! Thuper! Thuper! Thuper! "

The chair fell to the floor of the pit where he was devoured alive and then SWEPT away by a gang of hoodlums that appeared to be wearing NHL GM Conference badges. In the midst of the clean up they noticed his badge read

Spoiler:

Bryan Murray (beerman): EC Seer

They laughed and continued sweeping.


Meanwhile.......


Darryl Sutter (jwienand) was walking along the beach when he noticed a glare coming from the distance. He squinted to see what it was, but it was too late. The bullet took off his head.

Spoiler:

Darryl Sutter (jwienand), the WC Seer was shot and killed by the WC Vig.

Meanwhile.....

On the same beach yet a few miles apart, Paul Holmgren was also walking. He too saw a glare and he too took a bullet to the head.

Spoiler:

Paul Holmgren (MikeEnIke), the EC Godfather was shot and killed by the EC Vig

Meanwhile.....


Bob Murray (dagny) is working feverishly at her desk in her room. He (she) is almost finished with his (her) new 156,236,156 page rule book for the NHL. The window in front of him (her) darkens as a window washing crew lowers down from the floor above. Thinking nothing of it, he (she) continues working. Something else gets his (her) attention though. The window washers brandish fully loaded AK-47s and proceed to fill the room with lead.

Spoiler:

Bob Murray (dagny) a regular GM is dead

There are 22 GM's remaining

9 RPs
2 EC Baddies
3 WC Baddies
2 EC Good RPs
2 WC Good RPs

13 Regular GMs

Eastern Conference
Atlanta Thrashers - Don Waddell - Corvidae
Boston Bruins - Peter Chiarelli - MWB
Buffalo Sabres - Darcy Regier - malkamaniac
Carolina Hurricanes - Jim Rutherford - relantel
Montreal Canadiens - Pierre Gauthier - npv708
New Jersey Devils - Lou Lamoriello - TW
New York Islanders - Garth Snow - Shafnutz05
New York Rangers - Glen Sather - THG
Ottawa Thenaterth - Bryan Murray - beerman
Philadelphia Flyers - Paul Holmgren - MikeEnIke
Pittsburgh Penguins - Ray Shero - Canaan
Tampa Bay Lightning - Brian Lawton - sdm5055
Toronto Maple Leafs - Brian Burke - tfrizz
Washington Capitals - George McPhee - TWC

Western Conference
Anaheim Ducks - Bob Murray - Dagny
Calgary Flames - Darryl Sutter - jwienand
Chicago Blackhawks - Stan Bowman - Chefpatrick871
Colorado Avalanche - Greg Sherman - Senka
Columbus Blue Jackets - Scott Howson - LITT
Dallas Stars - Joe Nieuwendyk - Kicksave
Detroit Red Wings - Ken Holland - Troy Loney
Edmonton Oilers - Steve Tambellini - mac5155
Los Angeles Kings - Dean Lombardi - Jaysmiter
Minnesota Wild - Chuck Fletcher - newarenanow
Nashville Predators - David Poile - redwill
Phoenix Coyotes - Don Maloney - c2i
San Jose Sharks - Doug Wilson - BadHands71
St. Louis Blues - Larry Pleau - JoseCuervo
Vancouver Canucks - Mike Gillis - cup keeper

Don Maloney (c2i), a regular GM of the Phoenix Coyotes was shot to death on night 0 by the Commissioner so as not to violate rule 14.62.788 appendix Q of the NHL rule book.
Glen Sather (THG), a regular GM of the New York Rangers was beaten to death by his mistakes on day 1.
David Poile (redwill), a regular GM of the Nashville Predators was poisoned with SJ2001 on day 1
Beerman, the EC Seer, was killed on night 1
Darryl Sutter (jwienand), the WC Seer was shot and killed by the vig on night 1
Paul Holmgren (MikeEnIke), the EC Godfather was shot and killed by the EC Vig
Bob Murray (dagny) a regular GM of the Anaheim Ducks was turned into swiss cheese on night 1

It is now day 2

6 votes to fire in each conference

PUT YOUR CONFERENCE IN YOUR VOTE!

GO!

[slappybrown]

That was awesome.

[Malkamaniac]

The Thuper bit was great.