Bryan Murray (beerman) thhat in the buthhnithh thhenter of the hotel, checking hithh email when from behind he wathh knocked unconthithh by a group of unknown athhailanthh.
He awoke, tied to a char in a dark room.
"Say 'Super'."
"What? What are you talking about?"
"SAY 'SUPER'!"
"Thuper!"
The chair dropped 6 inches lower, revealing a pit of rabid arboreal nazi zombie vampire rabbits below him.
"Say 'Super'."
"Thuper!"
The chair dropped another 2 feet.
"Say 'Super'!"
"Thuper! Thuper! Thuper! Thuper! Thuper! Thuper! "
The chair fell to the floor of the pit where he was devoured alive and then SWEPT away by a gang of hoodlums that appeared to be wearing NHL GM Conference badges. In the midst of the clean up they noticed his badge read
They laughed and continued sweeping.
Meanwhile.......
Darryl Sutter (jwienand) was walking along the beach when he noticed a glare coming from the distance. He squinted to see what it was, but it was too late. The bullet took off his head.
Meanwhile.....
On the same beach yet a few miles apart, Paul Holmgren was also walking. He too saw a glare and he too took a bullet to the head.
Meanwhile.....
Bob Murray (dagny) is working feverishly at her desk in her room. He (she) is almost finished with his (her) new 156,236,156 page rule book for the NHL. The window in front of him (her) darkens as a window washing crew lowers down from the floor above. Thinking nothing of it, he (she) continues working. Something else gets his (her) attention though. The window washers brandish fully loaded AK-47s and proceed to fill the room with lead.
There are 22 GM's remaining
9 RPs
2 EC Baddies
3 WC Baddies
2 EC Good RPs
2 WC Good RPs
13 Regular GMs
Eastern Conference
Atlanta Thrashers - Don Waddell - Corvidae
Boston Bruins - Peter Chiarelli - MWB
Buffalo Sabres - Darcy Regier - malkamaniac
Carolina Hurricanes - Jim Rutherford - relantel
Montreal Canadiens - Pierre Gauthier - npv708
New Jersey Devils - Lou Lamoriello - TW
New York Islanders - Garth Snow - Shafnutz05
New York Rangers - Glen Sather - THG
Ottawa Thenaterth - Bryan Murray - beerman
Philadelphia Flyers - Paul Holmgren - MikeEnIke
Pittsburgh Penguins - Ray Shero - Canaan
Tampa Bay Lightning - Brian Lawton - sdm5055
Toronto Maple Leafs - Brian Burke - tfrizz
Washington Capitals - George McPhee - TWC
Western Conference
Anaheim Ducks - Bob Murray - Dagny
Calgary Flames - Darryl Sutter - jwienand
Chicago Blackhawks - Stan Bowman - Chefpatrick871
Colorado Avalanche - Greg Sherman - Senka
Columbus Blue Jackets - Scott Howson - LITT
Dallas Stars - Joe Nieuwendyk - Kicksave
Detroit Red Wings - Ken Holland - Troy Loney
Edmonton Oilers - Steve Tambellini - mac5155
Los Angeles Kings - Dean Lombardi - Jaysmiter
Minnesota Wild - Chuck Fletcher - newarenanow
Nashville Predators - David Poile - redwill
Phoenix Coyotes - Don Maloney - c2i
San Jose Sharks - Doug Wilson - BadHands71
St. Louis Blues - Larry Pleau - JoseCuervo
Vancouver Canucks - Mike Gillis - cup keeper
Don Maloney (c2i),
a regular GM of the Phoenix Coyotes was shot to death on night 0 by the Commissioner so as not to violate rule 14.62.788 appendix Q of the NHL rule book.
Glen Sather (THG),
a regular GM of the New York Rangers was beaten to death by his mistakes on day 1.
David Poile (redwill),
a regular GM of the Nashville Predators was poisoned with SJ2001 on day 1
Beerman,
the EC Seer, was killed on night 1
Darryl Sutter (jwienand),
the WC Seer was shot and killed by the vig on night 1
Paul Holmgren (MikeEnIke),
the EC Godfather was shot and killed by the EC Vig
Bob Murray (dagny)
a regular GM of the Anaheim Ducks was turned into swiss cheese on night 1
It is now
day 2
6 votes to fire in each conference
PUT YOUR CONFERENCE IN YOUR VOTE!
GO!