Hi there... Perez Hilton here...
my oh my, what a busy night on the gossip talk!!! 4 people dead? what?????
First let's get to the boring ones... Silent Bob. He's about as boring as they get. Reports are that as he was driving through the snow his brakes had been cut and BANG! right into a convenience store. IRONY!!!
tfrizz
Second, Tom Cruise was on his way to the scientology church when out of no where katie holmes hit him on the head with an oscar (where she got it, the world may never know) when interrogated she told police, "i was getting sick of him, but some shadowy figure gave me a load of cash to do it."
bhaw
Turkish... not sure what that even is. Isn't that what i ate for thanksgiving???
troy loney
Okay... now i'm getting sick of saying the phrase "run of the mill". Let's get a little more exciting...
Michael Corleone was discovered with 5 gunshot wounds in the head... a little over excessive? i think so!!! Anyways. He had a piece of paper in his pocket that read, "I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!" I don't know who Fredo was, but i do know that he was
slappy
WHAT AN EXCITING... and terrifying. night.... Perez OUT!
1 PFIDC <Jay>
3 NPV <Ted Striker>
11 shafnutz <Casey Ryback>
12 sdm <vanilla ICE>
14 MWB <Paulie Walnuts>
15 Azkar <Doctor House>
16 mac <Ron burgundy>
19 Jaysmiter <Conan - i think?>
21 Senka <Desmond Hume>
23 Dan H <Rick Blaine>
24 Cup Keeper <Frank Castle>
25 Twisted Wrister <keanu Reeves>
Deaded:
8 Pavel Bure <Tyler Durden>Killed night 1
2 THG <Hans Gruber>Killed day 1
13 redwill <"Red" Will Danaher>Killed day 2
10 canaan <paul atreides> Killed night 3
6 Malka <Jack Slater > Killed day 3
7 Kicksave <Leroy Jethro Gibbs>Killed night 4
22 Dagny <Ziva David> Killed night 4
26 newarenanow <Darren McCord>killed day 4
20 Corvidae <Lorax> killed night 5
18 Zarovich <James Bond> Killed day 5
4 Tfrizz <Silent Bob> Killed Night 6
5 Troy Loney <Turkish> Killed night 6
9 Slappybrown <Michael Corleone> Killed night 6
17 bhaw <Tom Cruise > Killed night 6
12 people left... takes 7 to fire... GO!