*** SLUG WARS I GAME THREAD ***
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Holllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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longest write-up ever.
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Night 7 and the village was perplexed over the sudden suicidal leap by Zarovich. They had a whole lot of salt left over and no one to throw it on.
Hungry from the previous night of inactivity, the NOM NOM Bird was on the loose. As it flew overhead, it spotted an easy meal. The unsuspecting prey was fixated on the weirdness of Danny Heatley's eyes and didn't notice the large, creepy looking (but not as creepy looking as Heatley) bird swooping down on him at 70 MPH. As the NOM NOM Bird approached, it's mouth watering at the prospect of another meal, it opened it's claws then BAM! The NOM NOM Bird slammed up against an invisible barrier. "Damn you sliding glass doors! My arch nemesis!" The NOM NOM Bird couldn't get to this protected villager thanks to that wizardry known as tempered glass, installed by Manduca Sexta Sliding Doors.
Embarrassed by the situation the NOM NOM Bird picked pick up a giant rock hoping any onlookers would think it was a dead body and salvaging what little street cred it had left. As it approached it's hope the NOM NOM Bird dropped the boulder into a gaping cliff. Just below the mangled Zarovich, determined to drag his broken body back to the village in rebellion of his crappy right up, crawled his way back up to the top of the cliff he jumped off. Just as he saw the peak the boulder landed on his head, crushing what little was left of his body. Now Zarovich can die in peace.
Elsewhere, the alpha slug slithered into another villager home and recruited the slugs 7th and FINAL Lil Slooger. With 7, they could now practice their Snow White and the 7 Slugs play.
Village of Nomsburgh, DAY 7
There are 23 Villagers Left:
canaan
crayz
Dan H
dagny
Juice
IrishEyes
jaysmiter
JoseCuervo
jwienand
Letang Is The Truth
mac5155
Malkamaniac
MWB
neophool
npv708
PensFanInDC
Pipes Hochuli
Senka
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
Troy Loney
wallflower
Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister, the regular villager, was salted by the village, then exploded on Day 1
MikeEnIke, the regular villager, was lynched, salted, and mummified by the village on Day 2
newarenanow, the regular villager, was devoured by the Slugs on Night 3
cup keeper, the regular villager, is still screaming after being beaten by the village on Day 3
beerman, the gardener, was consumed whole by the slugs on Night 4 while sleeping with his hoe
slappybrown, the regular villager, was turned into bird vomit by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 4
shafnutz, the regular villager, was saltwaterboarded to death by the village HR department on Day 4
sdm5055, the regular villager, was decapitated by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 5
Kicksave, the regular villager, choked to death then was eaten by mongooses on Day 5
Zarovich, the regular villager, jumped off a cliff on Day 6
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1 Alpha Slug
6 Lil' Sloogers
13 Regular Villagers
1 Manduca Sexta
1 Mayor
1 NOM NOM Bird
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It's now DAY & in the village. 12 VOTES NEEDED TO SALT! Happy hunting!
Hungry from the previous night of inactivity, the NOM NOM Bird was on the loose. As it flew overhead, it spotted an easy meal. The unsuspecting prey was fixated on the weirdness of Danny Heatley's eyes and didn't notice the large, creepy looking (but not as creepy looking as Heatley) bird swooping down on him at 70 MPH. As the NOM NOM Bird approached, it's mouth watering at the prospect of another meal, it opened it's claws then BAM! The NOM NOM Bird slammed up against an invisible barrier. "Damn you sliding glass doors! My arch nemesis!" The NOM NOM Bird couldn't get to this protected villager thanks to that wizardry known as tempered glass, installed by Manduca Sexta Sliding Doors.
Embarrassed by the situation the NOM NOM Bird picked pick up a giant rock hoping any onlookers would think it was a dead body and salvaging what little street cred it had left. As it approached it's hope the NOM NOM Bird dropped the boulder into a gaping cliff. Just below the mangled Zarovich, determined to drag his broken body back to the village in rebellion of his crappy right up, crawled his way back up to the top of the cliff he jumped off. Just as he saw the peak the boulder landed on his head, crushing what little was left of his body. Now Zarovich can die in peace.
Elsewhere, the alpha slug slithered into another villager home and recruited the slugs 7th and FINAL Lil Slooger. With 7, they could now practice their Snow White and the 7 Slugs play.
Village of Nomsburgh, DAY 7
There are 23 Villagers Left:
canaan
crayz
Dan H
dagny
Juice
IrishEyes
jaysmiter
JoseCuervo
jwienand
Letang Is The Truth
mac5155
Malkamaniac
MWB
neophool
npv708
PensFanInDC
Pipes Hochuli
Senka
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
Troy Loney
wallflower
Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister, the regular villager, was salted by the village, then exploded on Day 1
MikeEnIke, the regular villager, was lynched, salted, and mummified by the village on Day 2
newarenanow, the regular villager, was devoured by the Slugs on Night 3
cup keeper, the regular villager, is still screaming after being beaten by the village on Day 3
beerman, the gardener, was consumed whole by the slugs on Night 4 while sleeping with his hoe
slappybrown, the regular villager, was turned into bird vomit by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 4
shafnutz, the regular villager, was saltwaterboarded to death by the village HR department on Day 4
sdm5055, the regular villager, was decapitated by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 5
Kicksave, the regular villager, choked to death then was eaten by mongooses on Day 5
Zarovich, the regular villager, jumped off a cliff on Day 6
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1 Alpha Slug
6 Lil' Sloogers
13 Regular Villagers
1 Manduca Sexta
1 Mayor
1 NOM NOM Bird
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It's now DAY & in the village. 12 VOTES NEEDED TO SALT! Happy hunting!
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el oh el
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God I wish I was the bird...
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birdie birdie
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The 12 hour time limit won't start until tomorrow AM. Tonight won't count
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So...now with SEVEN (7) votes, the slugs are really, really in control here.
Yikes.
Yikes.
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soff.bhaw wrote:The 12 hour time limit won't start until tomorrow AM. Tonight won't count
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Good thing the manduca Sexta is protecting itself or that would have been epic bird fail.
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Bird is doing an epic job.
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good stuff.
zaro fails at suicide
zaro fails at suicide
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lol the 10-15 minutes after a writeup is always the best
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it's always all like
OMG OMG
OMG OMG
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PensFanInDC wrote:<slime>
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Wow. Just wow. That's all I got.
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Juice wrote:PensFanInDC wrote:<slime>
Good thing I can protect myself.
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Regardless of how it may seem, the Bird is not being controlled by a Brain Slug.
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juice = bird
pfidc = sexta...
pfidc = sexta...
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LOLCorvidae wrote:Regardless of how it may seem, the Bird is not being controlled by a Brain Slug.
bird just got powerbombed by corvi ahahaa
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snap you think i'd be shootin this bad?mac5155 wrote:juice = bird
pfidc = sexta...
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Corvidae wrote:Regardless of how it may seem, the Bird is not being controlled by a Brain Slug.