*** SLUG WARS I GAME THREAD ***

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:55 pm

Holllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Post by **Juice** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:56 pm

jaysmiter · Post by **jaysmiter** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:58 pm

longest write-up ever.

bhaw · Post by **bhaw** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:04 pm

Night 7 and the village was perplexed over the sudden suicidal leap by Zarovich. They had a whole lot of salt left over and no one to throw it on.

Hungry from the previous night of inactivity, the NOM NOM Bird was on the loose. As it flew overhead, it spotted an easy meal. The unsuspecting prey was fixated on the weirdness of Danny Heatley's eyes and didn't notice the large, creepy looking (but not as creepy looking as Heatley) bird swooping down on him at 70 MPH. As the NOM NOM Bird approached, it's mouth watering at the prospect of another meal, it opened it's claws then BAM! The NOM NOM Bird slammed up against an invisible barrier. "Damn you sliding glass doors! My arch nemesis!" The NOM NOM Bird couldn't get to this protected villager thanks to that wizardry known as tempered glass, installed by Manduca Sexta Sliding Doors.

Embarrassed by the situation the NOM NOM Bird picked pick up a giant rock hoping any onlookers would think it was a dead body and salvaging what little street cred it had left. As it approached it's hope the NOM NOM Bird dropped the boulder into a gaping cliff. Just below the mangled Zarovich, determined to drag his broken body back to the village in rebellion of his crappy right up, crawled his way back up to the top of the cliff he jumped off. Just as he saw the peak the boulder landed on his head, crushing what little was left of his body. Now Zarovich can die in peace.

Elsewhere, the alpha slug slithered into another villager home and recruited the slugs 7th and FINAL Lil Slooger. With 7, they could now practice their Snow White and the 7 Slugs play.

Village of Nomsburgh, DAY 7
There are 23 Villagers Left:

canaan
crayz
Dan H
dagny
Juice
IrishEyes
jaysmiter
JoseCuervo
jwienand
Letang Is The Truth
mac5155
Malkamaniac
MWB
neophool
npv708
PensFanInDC
Pipes Hochuli
Senka
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
Troy Loney
wallflower

Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister, the regular villager, was salted by the village, then exploded on Day 1
MikeEnIke, the regular villager, was lynched, salted, and mummified by the village on Day 2
newarenanow, the regular villager, was devoured by the Slugs on Night 3
cup keeper, the regular villager, is still screaming after being beaten by the village on Day 3
beerman, the gardener, was consumed whole by the slugs on Night 4 while sleeping with his hoe
slappybrown, the regular villager, was turned into bird vomit by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 4
shafnutz, the regular villager, was saltwaterboarded to death by the village HR department on Day 4
sdm5055, the regular villager, was decapitated by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 5
Kicksave, the regular villager, choked to death then was eaten by mongooses on Day 5
Zarovich, the regular villager, jumped off a cliff on Day 6

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1 Alpha Slug
6 Lil' Sloogers

13 Regular Villagers

1 Manduca Sexta
1 Mayor
1 NOM NOM Bird

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It's now DAY & in the village. 12 VOTES NEEDED TO SALT! Happy hunting!

jaysmiter · Post by **jaysmiter** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:05 pm

el oh el

Post by **Juice** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:05 pm

God I wish I was the bird...

mac5155 · Post by **mac5155** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:06 pm

birdie birdie

bhaw · Post by **bhaw** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:06 pm

The 12 hour time limit won't start until tomorrow AM. Tonight won't count

jaysmiter · Post by **jaysmiter** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:07 pm

So...now with SEVEN (7) votes, the slugs are really, really in control here.

Yikes.

Post by **Juice** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:07 pm

bhaw wrote:The 12 hour time limit won't start until tomorrow AM. Tonight won't count

soff.

Post by **the wicked child** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:07 pm

Good thing the manduca Sexta is protecting itself or that would have been epic bird fail.

MWB · Post by **MWB** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:07 pm

Bird is doing an epic job.

Post by **crayz** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:08 pm

good stuff.

zaro fails at suicide

Post by **Juice** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:08 pm

lol the 10-15 minutes after a writeup is always the best

Post by **PensFanInDC** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:09 pm

<sigh>

Post by **Juice** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:10 pm

it's always all like

OMG

mac5155 · Post by **mac5155** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:10 pm

Post by **Juice** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:10 pm

PensFanInDC wrote:<slime>

Post by **Malkamaniac** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:11 pm

Wow. Just wow. That's all I got.

Post by **PensFanInDC** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:12 pm

Juice wrote:
PensFanInDC wrote:<slime>

Good thing I can protect myself.

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:12 pm

Regardless of how it may seem, the Bird is not being controlled by a Brain Slug.

mac5155 · Post by **mac5155** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:12 pm

juice = bird

pfidc = sexta...

Post by **Juice** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:13 pm

Corvidae wrote:Regardless of how it may seem, the Bird is not being controlled by a Brain Slug.

LOL
bird just got powerbombed by corvi ahahaa

Post by **Juice** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:13 pm

mac5155 wrote:juice = bird

pfidc = sexta...

snap you think i'd be shootin this bad?

Post by **the wicked child** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:14 pm

Corvidae wrote:Regardless of how it may seem, the Bird is not being controlled by a Brain Slug.

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