HOLIDAY WARS GAME THREAD

[Kicksave]

Twas NIGHT ONE, and all through the town,
Not a creature was stirring, not even Charlie Brown.
Except late at night, when the mafia preys,
So now the town must protect their holidays.

Buddy the Elf and Mr. Hankey were out sharing Christmas cheer,
Controversy Robot Santa was out spreading Christmas fear.

Clark Griswald is outside, wearing his sweater of wool
Where he sees Cousin Eddy proclaiming "the ****er was full".

Out in the playground, Flick is sticking his tongue to the pole and Ralphie's worries grew,
He tried to talk him out of it, but Scott Farkas said I double dog dare you.

The Snow Miser and Heat Miser are fighting so much,
Saying whatever they touch, starts to melt or freeze in their clutch.

The Abominable Snowman put the Golden Echo Harmonica in his pocket and took his snow mobile for a twirl
This is when he ran into Jesus Christ and the Blue Christmas Girl.

Sally is at the mall, talking with Mary whose showing her something pink,
Where Willie (the Bad Santa) is looking for something to drink.

Howard Langston was wishing he started shopping when the season began,
Because Scott Calvin beat him to the punch and bought the last Turbo Man.

George Bailey spots the Leg Lamp in a store's display,
It must be Italian because the box says fra-gee-lay.

Professor Hinkle is trying to do magic but fails and throws his hat away,
which is then picked up by Kevin McCallister, who put's it on Frosty's head and he says Happy Birthday!

Louis Winthorpe decides to run and is in quite a rush,
So he hop's on Yukon's dog sled who says, "Mush! Don't you understand North Pole talk? Mush!"

Bob Cratchit is a good man, who told Frank Cross of his plight,
and Cross finally saw what was wrong and what was right.
His passionate speech about Christmas made people's opinions sway,
and the Grinch's heart that was 2 sizes too small grew 3 sizes that day.
Finally, Tiny Tim enters the scene and with all his might
he says, "good luck to all and to all a good night".
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24 hour time periods, unless majority is reached. RP's PM Kicksave and Azkar each night.

Good guys are on Santa's Good List and bad guys are on Santa's Bad List. Kill commands are unwrap NAN and wrap NAN.

ROLES HAVE BEEN DISTRIBUTED, if you have not received one you are on the good list.

Good luck.

[bhaw]

I've missed the last couple games... are we permitted to talk at night?

[Azkar]

NO.

[Juice]

I almost NEVER post at night, but I figure I will post while I'm still alive

[Kicksave]

NO.

[dagny]

I almost NEVER post at night, but I figure I will post while I'm still alive

ditto

[Zarovich]

Hmmm, to kill dags or juice first.

Oops, my bad!!

[canaan]

sweet.

[Kicksave]

Write up coming.

[shafnutz05]

[Corvidae]

Boom, baby.

[Corvidae]

Where's that sassy banana from the chat when you need it?

[canaan]

you're a sassy banana.

[jaysmiter]

Here's a tip...try not to say "write-up coming" if it's not actually coming...

[tfrizz]

Where's that sassy banana from the chat when you need it?

That one?

[canaan]

Here's a tip...try not to say "write-up coming" if it's not actually coming...

what if it is coming?

[shafnutz05]

write-up coming doesn't necessarily mean in the next five minutes, you impatient jerks!

[jaysmiter]

Here's a tip...try not to say "write-up coming" if it's not actually coming...

what if it is coming?

Is this a philosophical debate?

[Malkamaniac]

write-up coming doesn't necessarily mean in the next five minutes, you impatient jerks!

[Juice]

a challenger appears!

[jaysmiter]

write-up coming doesn't necessarily mean in the next five minutes, you impatient jerks!

But, why say it then? If it's going to be an hour before it's actually posted...what's the point in saying "write-up coming"?

[canaan]

write-up coming doesn't necessarily mean in the next five minutes, you impatient jaysmiter

[shafnutz05]

To build up the anticipation and ensure that everyone will be sticking around so we can start the first day phase right away...........duh

[canaan]

write-up coming doesn't necessarily mean in the next five minutes, you impatient jerks!

But, why say it then? If it's going to be an hour before it's actually posted...what's the point in saying "write-up coming"?

kicksave is writing the write-up. be patient, young squire.

[Letang Is The Truth]