Horror Movie Warz Game Thread

[Hockeynut!]

What was redwill's role as an independent?

I forgot to color it in the first write up. Redwill was Jason Voorhees - The Alpha Villain

[DocEmrick]

My mistake, I guess I should have read that he was the "ALPHA VILLAN" instead of just clicking spoiler and looking for a color

[Willie Kool]

What was redwill's role as an independent?

That question seems really contrived.

[Willie Kool]

As did

ATTENTION: redwill is lying

think about it, he's way too strong to be a green JOAT that has one automatic self save. I wouldn't imagine any green would have that type of power.

He's pretty obviously third party. I'm warning you, there's going to be blood on his hands, don't let it be yours.

[Willie Kool]

Using MWB's early thought that redwill's claim "seems independent" to try to distance themselves?

[Gaucho]

I'd look at guys like columbia, Crank, CBear, PFiDC, etc.

[Hockeynut!]

Still waiting on some PMs. I'm sure they'll roll in as soon as the 3rd period ends. Or, more likely, some time tomorrow.

[BigMcK]

And while some PM's (prime members?), are missing, it is prime time to hit that lake.

"You get a line, and I'll get a pole, honey...
you get a line a line, and I'll get a pole, babe.
You get a line and I'll get a pole,
We go fishin' at the Crawdad hole,
Honey, Baby, O' mine."

[dodint]

I assumed Hockeynut! was waiting on Churchill.

[Hockeynut!]

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Me waiting for PM's from role players. ^

[dodint]

I read the original RVW for the first time somewhat recently. It was kind of a downer. No real moral, just a dude avoiding the stress of life and not really too torn up that he lost everything most men strive to keep.

[Gaucho]

Maybe try Walden instead.

[Hockeynut!]

I have to go take photos for the local Humane Society so I'll be gone 2 hours or so. Still waiting on a few PMs too. Hopefully they arrive while I'm gone and the next day can get rolling after lunch.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

Print(dictionary.define("eternity"))

[Gaucho]

Dull jokes do not get better with age.

[dodint]

Awww.

[Gaucho]

Couldn't resist.

[Gaucho]

Let's hope CBear and Crankshaft get around to sending their PMs before the night is over.

[MWB]

Pfidc seemed to avoid and or deflect the redwill vote yesterday.

[Hockeynut!]

Write up coming.

[Hockeynut!]

Night 4 Write-Up

After the first, but hopefully not only, successful day the Camp Counselors decided it was time to cut loose and celebrate with a bonfire, smores and victory sex.

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After exhausting themselves, they turned in for the night. Well, all but two. Willie Kool and PFiDC decided to sneak off for a little paradise by the dashboard lights

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while everyone else slept the night away.
After groping each other for a while, the two started to undress. The windows were cloaked in steam and their minds occupied with the passion that was overtaking them. So caught up in their sweaty love-making, they didn't see a mysterious figure rush out of the darkness and toward their car until the shadowy stranger was standing directly in front of them.
"Oh my God!" PFiDC screamed.
"I know. I'm very good at the sex" Willie Kool grunted.
"No! In front of the car!" PFiDC shouted and pushed Willie Kool off.
Willie Kool looked out the windshield, just as a shotgun blast rang out. Glass flew as the buckshot smashed through the windshield Willie's head exploded.

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The shooter disappeared back into the night, unaware that.
Willie Kool was...

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A regular Camp Counselor.

Elsewhere at camp, as Willie Kool's brains were still dripping onto the floorboard of his car, Gaucho awoke with a rumbling sensation on his belly. Too much beer and sauerkraut the day before had his intestines in an uproar. He rushed out of his cabin and sprinted toward the latrine. In his sorry state, he didn't see the figure step out of the forest and follow him.

Gaucho felt his bowels start to give way and his sprint turned to a waddle as he clenched his butt cheeks together. He was completely unaware of the figure as it closed in on him and raised an axe high into the air. Just as the figure swung--

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Gaucho dropped trow and squatted. The axe swung over his head and he felt only a whisper of passing air.

A deafening fart rang out, followed quickly by all of the beer and sauerkraut Gaucho had consumed that day evacuating his rectum. Disgusted, the shadowy figure ran back into the woods.

Gaucho was still alive and feeling better than ever.

It is now Day 5. 12 players remain

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PensFanInDC
Willie Kool - shotgunned in the face on Night 4
Crankshaft
dodint
MWB
MRandall25 - hanged by his friends on Day 1
MalkinIsMyHomeboy
shafnutz05 - laughed at and tormented until he killed himself on Day 3
newarenanow
relantel
count2infinity - neck snapped on Night 2
redwill - Chopped to pieces on Day 4
tfrizz- killed by a meathook to the kidneys on Night 1
CBear3
Canaan - shotgunned to death on Night 2
BigMcK
columbia
DocEmrick
Gaucho
Zarovich - impaled by arrows by his friends on Day 2

It takes 7 votes to slash.

[dodint]

Mother of God.

[PensFanInDC]

What the?

Damn WK NO MEANS NO!!!

[PensFanInDC]

slash dodint

[Gaucho]

Yeah, I'm the real Sam Loomis.