Michael Del Zotto is looking for dates

[DudeMan2766]

Melanie Rios...hnngggg

Godric?

[llipgh2]

Somewhere, Mark Madden is jealous.

Madden suddenly wants the Pens to trade for Del Zotto...

[llipgh2]

He must either be the most socially awkward person there is, or a total pervert that scared off the most rabid puck bunnies.

I have never heard of an athlete, even the ugliest ones, not being able to land women. He must be a total loser/freak/both.

[mikey287]

MDZ is not the smartest person you'll ever meet...

[littlemoonboot]

[DocEmrick]

lol

[Pavel Bure]

He must either be the most socially awkward person there is, or a total pervert that scared off the most rabid puck bunnies.

I have never heard of an athlete, even the ugliest ones, not being able to land women. He must be a total loser/freak/both.

**** what was the Pens D-man during the X generation that had a smoking hot wife. Odeline I think. He looked like a truck.

[mikey287]

Lyle Odelein? Cornelius?

[Factorial]

[DudeMan2766]

Yeah I cant contain my jealousy

[shoeshine boy]

He must either be the most socially awkward person there is, has the most inept agent ever or a total pervert that scared off the most rabid puck bunnies.

I have never heard of an athlete, even the ugliest ones, not being able to land women. He must be a total loser/freak/both.

fify

[llipgh2]

He must either be the most socially awkward person there is, or a total pervert that scared off the most rabid puck bunnies.

I have never heard of an athlete, even the ugliest ones, not being able to land women. He must be a total loser/freak/both.

**** what was the Pens D-man during the X generation that had a smoking hot wife. Odeline I think. He looked like a truck.

I know Michael Rosival is married to a former Miss Slovakia contestant. Maybe even the winner? Anyway, he is a seriously ugly dude.

[ville5]

He must either be the most socially awkward person there is, or a total pervert that scared off the most rabid puck bunnies.

I have never heard of an athlete, even the ugliest ones, not being able to land women. He must be a total loser/freak/both.

An average everyday ordinary Jane or a porn star? Not really a tough choice. Unless it's the chick he was harassing. Ugh. Hid-E-ous.

[ville5]

I'm assuming MDZ thought she had porn friends all over the country.

[no name]

I thought being a hockey player was supposed to help you in the date department. I think it was Charles Barkley who said " just becuase you are a sports figure doesn't mean you can walk into a bar point at a girl and take her home. But being a sports figure means alot of women will let you know its ok to take them home."

[Tomas]

He must either be the most socially awkward person there is, or a total pervert that scared off the most rabid puck bunnies.

I have never heard of an athlete, even the ugliest ones, not being able to land women. He must be a total loser/freak/both.

**** what was the Pens D-man during the X generation that had a smoking hot wife. Odeline I think. He looked like a truck.

I know Michael Rosival is married to a former Miss Slovakia contestant. Maybe even the winner? Anyway, he is a seriously ugly dude.

Actually, that's not correct (unless he got married to some Slovak woman a few months ago).

Based on this article, Rozsival's wife is from Rozsival's (very small) Czech hometown, and they have been married for 15 years.

http://isport.blesk.cz/clanek/hokej-nhl ... chlap.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Miss Slovakia was, of course, Jaromir Jagr's ex...

[llipgh2]

So the porn star has hooked up with a 19 yr old Notre Dame athlete? Alrighty then...

[columbia]

Hey, at least she actually exists.

[Pruezy11881]

Hey, at least she actually exists.

[Pitts]

I do not know if it is a good thing or a bad thing that I do not know who ANY current porn stars are.

Seka.

Wow! A blast of 80's past!

[Great58]

Hey, at least she actually exists.

Wow!