Michael Del Zotto is looking for dates

[Kovy27]

Del Zotto went out with a porn star and asked her to hook him up when he was on the road.

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[Big Easy Pens Fan]

Charlie Sheen must be his idol. Horndog!

BEPF

[meow]

I'm having a tough time coming up with something that is board appropriate...

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

Lisa Ann is disgusting looking.

[columbia]

Somewhere, Mark Madden is jealous.

[FreeCandy44]

Nothing like Flyer orange to make the ladies swoon.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

This started when he was with the Rags though

[DudeMan2766]

Living in a minor league hockey town, I've seen refs...honest to God, REFEREES, out at bars taking puck bunnies back to their hotels. If you're in the NHL and need to badger a porn star to hook you up with her friends just because you assume they're easy, you need to take a look in the mirror.

And also, Lisa Ann is disgusting. It was nice seeing that Notre Dame freshman thinking he's cool cuz he's with her. Um dude.....you're a freshman in college, and you play football at ND.

[Pavel Bure]

Living in a minor league hockey town, I've seen refs...honest to God, REFEREES, out at bars taking puck bunnies back to their hotels. If you're in the NHL and need to badger a porn star to hook you up with her friends just because you assume they're easy, you need to take a look in the mirror.

And also, Lisa Ann is disgusting. It was nice seeing that Notre Dame freshman thinking he's cool cuz he's with her. Um dude.....you're a freshman in college, and you play football at ND.

Thinking back to 19 year old me...

Hmmmm.... playing Football at one of the most recognizable schools in our country. Awesome.

Wrestling at night with a celebrity of any sort at 19. Awesome

Yes I'd say at 19 years old those things currently make him pretty cool in his life.

[Factorial]

Lisa Ann is disgusting looking.

[Crankshaft]

Lisa Ann is disgusting looking.

[Factorial]

Living in a minor league hockey town, I've seen refs...honest to God, REFEREES, out at bars taking puck bunnies back to their hotels. If you're in the NHL and need to badger a porn star to hook you up with her friends just because you assume they're easy, you need to take a look in the mirror.

And also, Lisa Ann is disgusting. It was nice seeing that Notre Dame freshman thinking he's cool cuz he's with her. Um dude.....you're a freshman in college, and you play football at ND.

Thinking back to 19 year old me...

Hmmmm.... playing Football at one of the most recognizable schools in our country. Awesome.

Wrestling at night with a celebrity of any sort at 19. Awesome

Yes I'd say at 19 years old those things currently make him pretty cool in his life.

She's old enough to be his mother.

[Factorial]

Lisa Ann is disgusting looking.

Spoiler:

She has over twenty years "under her belt" in the industry and is walking blob of plastic surgery, no thanks. You and Madden have very different tastes in woman than I do.

[DudeMan2766]

Living in a minor league hockey town, I've seen refs...honest to God, REFEREES, out at bars taking puck bunnies back to their hotels. If you're in the NHL and need to badger a porn star to hook you up with her friends just because you assume they're easy, you need to take a look in the mirror.

And also, Lisa Ann is disgusting. It was nice seeing that Notre Dame freshman thinking he's cool cuz he's with her. Um dude.....you're a freshman in college, and you play football at ND.

Thinking back to 19 year old me...

Hmmmm.... playing Football at one of the most recognizable schools in our country. Awesome.

Wrestling at night with a celebrity of any sort at 19. Awesome

Yes I'd say at 19 years old those things currently make him pretty cool in his life.

Yeah but it ain't like it's Jennifer Anniston he's hooking up with. It's a 40 something year old plastic woman with a carved up face who's been with approx 1,000 other dudes already. Yeah, I'll just try to hit on one of the cheerleaders on the sidelines the next game thank you very much.

[shmenguin]

yeah...that's not a good get for someone who has oodles of better alternatives.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

[Pavel Bure]

Please the stories alone from that experience will have that guy cracking up friends for decades.

[Jim]

I do not know if it is a good thing or a bad thing that I do not know who ANY current porn stars are.

[columbia]

I do not know if it is a good thing or a bad thing that I do not know who ANY current porn stars are.

Seka.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

Melanie Rios...hnngggg

[Mr. Colby]

Not that I watch pron every day or something like that but lisa ann is horrible looking and always has been.

She's also obviously crazy and MDZ probably figured he could use her to get to better looking pron actresses

[Factorial]

I do not know if it is a good thing or a bad thing that I do not know who ANY current porn stars are.

There is this thing called google.

[Jim]

I do not know if it is a good thing or a bad thing that I do not know who ANY current porn stars are.

There is this thing called google.

I just meant in general. There are probably people on here that did not have to look her up to know who it is. Madden could probably give you her life story.

[Crankshaft]

I only know lisa ann because she got famous with the Sarah palin parody years ago. I couldn't list anyone else.

[Jim]

I would know... Nina Hartley (before my time), Jenna Jameson (due to movie stuff like Howard Stern's movie and Zombie Strippers, ha), and there is one other that i can not recall the name of but she is more recent and has done things like Comic Con for AOTS and such. Oh, and Traci Lords, who went "legit" at some point. So I recall three names and would know a 4th if I saw a pic but don't remember he name.

I am saddened a little by that, lol.