Dispersal Draft Thread [game] - PICKS GO HERE!

[pcm]

Wayne Simmonds, RW

[Avyran]

The GM of the LA Kings slowly walks up to the podium, muttering under his breath, "Never letting that guy make a pick again." Taking a deep breath before speaking into the mic, he says...

The LA Kings would like to announce that we are looking for a new assistant GM. I hope everyone enjoyed moving up a spot in the last round; we'll be expecting reimbursement later. (A heckler calls out from the crowd: "You suck, GM!")

Anyway, the LA Kings would like to announce that, with the 103rd pick of the draft, we are selecting, from the Czech Republic...

Spoiler:

Ondřej Palát, LW

[count2infinity]

The California Golden Seals select:

Jordan Eberle, RW

[Kovy27]

The Hartford Whalers are bringing the band back together after a successful Stanley Cup Run and select,

Marian Gaborik, RW

[mikey287]

Alexander Semin, league's best wristshot, some of the best technical skills in the league and, despite rash stereotyping, an effective two-way player and puck-jacker...

[Beveridge]

The Totems select Caveman Jakub Voracek.

[Letang Is The Truth]

RW - Loui Erikson
RW - Jason Pominville

[Beveridge]

The stars at night are big and bright
Deep in the heart of Texas
The prairie sky is wide and high
Deep in the heart of Texas

Totems select Tyler Myers

[mikey287]

The next Chelios...Jacob Trouba, D

[Kovy27]

The Whale is proud to go back to the well (LA Kings) and draft Jake Muzzin, D

[count2infinity]

Time for the Seals to get their goalie.

Ben Bishop, G

[Avyran]

Seeing the crowd starting to turn against him, the GM of the LA Kings prepares himself for more dissent to his pick.

The LA Kings select...

Spoiler:

Marc Staal, D
(Did you know he has brothers in the NHL? It's amazing!)

[pcm]

Rats:

Brandon Dubinsky C/LW

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

Team Iceland selects 2013-2014 NHL Second Star of the Month in March and a lesser accomplishment, Olympic silver medalist, from Halmstad, Sweden, Gustav "Nyquil" Nyquist

[Staggy]

Patrik Elias

[SolidSnake]

I'm on my phone while at work on my break. I hope he wasn't picked but I didn't want to hold up the draft. Evander Kane

[JS©]

(mumbling from the Blue Jackets' table)


The Columbus Blue Jackets are proud to select Kladno's favorite son, Jaromir Jagr.

He might be old and not so quick, but he will help the Blue Jackets with their puck possession game while putting up about 50-55 pts.

[meow]

Pick 120: Thomas Vanek, LW

Pick 121: Kyle Okposo, RW

[JS©]

the Columbus Blue Jackets select Semyon Varlamov, goaltender formerly of the Colorado Avalanche

[SolidSnake]

C Patrik Berglund

[Staggy]

I'm my phone so going purely from memory, Ryan Callahan.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

Team Iceland selects two time rookie of the month and sexiest "alternate captain wearing number 93 on the Oilers", from Burnaby, British Columbia, Ryan "Stranglehold" Nugent-Hopkins.

[pcm]

How can we pass on the best available dman by a long mile?

Andrei Markov, D

[Avyran]

Rubbing his eyes as he walks up to the podium very late, the LA Kings GM lethargically announces their next pick very bluntly & simply:

Spoiler:

Jordan Staal, C

[count2infinity]

Son of a... We were going to go Jordan Staal, but now we're forced to take someone else for our 3rd line C

Mike Richards