If anyone is in Philly on Monday...

[shafnutz05]

The Flyers are looking for brave souls like YOU to set the Guinness World Record...

for total number of people watching paint dry:

http://deadspin.com/the-flyers-want-fan ... 1160131459

[canaan]

Wat

[columbia]

I'd rather have a water ice.

[Fast B]

Too easy; the jokes practically write themselves.

[Kovy27]

I personally like the Puck Daddy version of this at:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck- ... 26090.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

So if you have a couple of hours to kill on Monday, go watch some dudes and dudettes paint lines and logos on ice and discover what watching the mid-'90s New Jersey Devils was like.

[penny lane]

Too easy; the jokes practically write themselves.

[JS©]

overheard in bar by Flyers' PR guy: Flyers Hockey, it's like watching paint dry.

Hmmm...that's a great idea.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

The most intimidating paint viewing ever.

[JS©]

from what I saw on twitter, they had 37 people in attendance, which was later listed as 195 people.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck- ... 46157.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

To boost the numbers, I'm sure they listed Sherwin Williams and the Dutch Boy as people in attendance.

[shmenguin]

from what I saw on twitter, they had 37 people in attendance, which was later listed as 195 people.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck- ... 46157.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

To boost the numbers, I'm sure they listed Sherwin Williams and the Dutch Boy as people in attendance.

they had the combined body weight of 195 people present

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Will they put the banner for this "record" next to the Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen sellout banners?

[Lt. Dish]

I'd rather have a water ice.

It's prooneounced wooder ice.