COLLEGE REALIGNMENT WARZ GAME THREAD

[Rylan]

Tonight we dance

[MRandall25]

Edit: damnit Rylan

[slappybrown]

Be back in an hour.

[PensHckyFan79]

didn't get a chance to defend myself :sad face:

[slappybrown]

write up coming

[slappybrown]

Someone tried to punch-a-size

Spoiler:

MRandall's face.

Someone

Spoiler:

prevented said punch-a-sizing from happening.

Spoiler:

MRandall

is still alive.


1. NAN, UNC, academic scandal'd into the death penalty on Night 4 by The Dude.
2. Jooce
3. Kaizer, WVU, booted out on its dumb face by the ACC on Day 6.
4. MRandall
5. Relantel - Rutgers, voted out by the ACC on Day 2.
6. shaddius maximus - Notre Dame, voted out by the ACC on Day 3.
7. PensHckyFan79 - Louisville, voted out by the ACC on Day 9.
8. Rylan
9. canaan - The U, eliminated by the Dude on Night 7.
10. SDD - Wake Forest, Stabbed in the neck by Michael Irvin's scissors on Night 4.
11. Pavel Bure - Duke, face punched for being Dook by the Dude on Night 9.
12. mac5155 - Clemson, killed by le Dude on Night 8.
13. Ulf - Pitt, voted out by the ACC on Day 5 due to complete and utter uselessness in the form of 4 stupid posts over the course of a week.
14. Redwill- Syracuse, freshly squozen Night 1.
15. MWB, Virginia Tech, eliminated by the Dude on Night 6.
16. CBear3 - Georgia Tech, voted out by the ACC on Day 4.
17. WillieKool - UVA, Fountain pen'd in the throat on Night 2.
18. Obhave- NC State, voted out by the ACC on Day 1.
19. JoseCuervo - Maryland, voted out by the ACC on Day 8.
20. LITT - John Swofford, ACC Seer, eliminated by the Dude on Night 5.
21. Kraftster - Boston College, prayed out of existence by the Dude on Night 3.
22. EPP - Cinci, voted out by the ACC on Day 7.

3 alive. 2 to death penalty.

[MRandall25]

KILL RYLAN YOU MOTHER ****

[slappybrown]

Rylan - 1 (MR25)

[Rylan]

well played juice. I figured as much was going to happen.

Good game everyone.

[Juice]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
a;sldkga;lskdjlk;asjfaslk;d RYLAN

[slappybrown]

1. NAN, UNC, academic scandal'd into the death penalty on Night 4 by The Dude.
2. Jooce - Te hNAN, wins the game.
3. Kaizer, WVU, booted out on its dumb face by the ACC on Day 6.
4. MRandall - FSU, wins the game.
5. Relantel - Rutgers, voted out by the ACC on Day 2.
6. shaddius maximus - Notre Dame, voted out by the ACC on Day 3.
7. PensHckyFan79 - Louisville, voted out by the ACC on Day 9.
8. Rylan - THE DUDE, voted out by the ACC.
9. canaan - The U, eliminated by the Dude on Night 7.
10. SDD - Wake Forest, Stabbed in the neck by Michael Irvin's scissors on Night 4.
11. Pavel Bure - Duke, face punched for being Dook by the Dude on Night 9.
12. mac5155 - Clemson, killed by le Dude on Night 8.
13. Ulf - Pitt, voted out by the ACC on Day 5 due to complete and utter uselessness in the form of 4 stupid posts over the course of a week.
14. Redwill- Syracuse, freshly squozen Night 1.
15. MWB, Virginia Tech, eliminated by the Dude on Night 6.
16. CBear3 - Georgia Tech, voted out by the ACC on Day 4.
17. WillieKool - UVA, Fountain pen'd in the throat on Night 2.
18. Obhave- NC State, voted out by the ACC on Day 1.
19. JoseCuervo - Maryland, voted out by the ACC on Day 8.
20. LITT - John Swofford, ACC Seer, eliminated by the Dude on Night 5.
21. Kraftster - Boston College, prayed out of existence by the Dude on Night 3.
22. EPP - Cinci, voted out by the ACC on Day 7.

Congrats to Juice and MRandall25. The ACC wins!

[shafnutz05]

Juice's triumphant return to Warz....well done sir. Well done.

[slappybrown]

List of Roles

Spoiler:

Boston College – As a Jesuit institution of higher learning, you are the most powerful force in college athletics. Whoops, that was my ND writeup. You’re just BC LOL. As a pious institution, you do get one protect to be used at your option on any night. - KRAFTSTER

Clemson – YEA BRO F’N A, YOU’RE CLEMSON. You often show up to ACC meetings wasted, if at all. When you do show, you got your Ray-Bans and reefs, Souf Cackalack style. In keeping with that theme, you can “BLACKOUT” and disappear from any day phase at your option. When you do, your vote at that time (if any), will be removed, and any votes against you will similarly be removed. The people that voted against you will then re-vote. Simply post BLACKOUT in the game thread. – Mac5155

Duke and UVA – You two are the academic backbone of this conference. Together, you can look down your noses at the rest of these plebians playing this stupid game and freely PM each other regarding the game. You can only PM with one another, and you may not share this knowledge with anyone else. Pavel and Willie Kool

Florida State – FREE SHOES UNIVERSITY. WAR CHANT SON. Because Florida is basically America’s penal colony (GET IT), you are essentially a collection of felons masquerading as an institution of higher learning. Accordingly, at night, you may PM me and say that you wish to steal any other player’s vote. The next day, your vote will count double (your vote and that other player’s vote; any votes by that player will be disregarded). - MRandall

Georgia Tech – You are a member of the ACC (village). – Cbear3

VaTech – You are a member of the ACC (village). - MWB

Pitt -- You joined the ACC at the absolute worst time, because: PITT. Everything you do is stupid. Why won’t the B10 just invite you over? As evidence of this buyer’s remorse, you get to switch spots with one person at night. For example, if you thought that you were going to be killed by the baddies at night, you would could switch spots with another character at night, and a shot fired at you at night would be re-directed to the person you chose. This only applies to the first shot. If two people fire at you, you DEAD BRO. - ulf

Syracuse and Louisville – Hey new guys! As new ACC members, you two can freely converse with each other regarding the game via PM. You can only PM with one another, and you may not share this knowledge with anyone else. –redwill and penhckyfan79

Miami – DA U; Michael Irvin and a tradition of felonies and petty crimes. You keep extra protection on you at all times – JUST IN CASE. You get one shot to use at your choosing at any night. - canaan

Wake Forest - You are a member of the ACC (village). SDD

NC State - You are a member of the ACC (village). - obhave

UNC – As the true power in this conference, your network of spies allows you to reveal one characters true identity. You may use this one seer power at your option at any night. – NAN

Notre Dame – You are independent to start. If you are found by an ACC seer, you join the ACC village, and gain the power to fire two shots at night at your choosing (one at a time). If you are not found by the ACC, you are independent and have to survive to win. - Shad

John Swofford – You are the seer. The DON LA ACC FAMIGLIA. You may investigate any person at night. - LITT

TEH NAN – You are TEH NAN/the angel. You spend your days worrying and worrying and worrying and worrying and worrying about the ACC. You may protect any player at night. - Jooce

BAD GUYS

THE DUDE – You are the head bad guy. You wish for the ruin of the ACC. You may investigate any person at night and advise who you wish to kill. - Rylan

WVU – Your hatred of the ACC and their elitist attitudes has only grown since the ACC took PITT of all schools but refused your admittance. Time for the ACC to die. -Kaizer

Maryland/Rutgers – You left the ACC for the greener pastures of the Big 10 and now wish to see the conference destroyed once and for all. Team with THE DUDE and WVU to make it happen. – Jose Cuervo and Relantel

List of Actions

Spoiler:

NIGHT 1

Litt investigates Redwill (ACC-Syracuse)
Rylan kills redwill (ACC – Syracuse)
Juice protects Juice

NIGHT 2
Litt investigates Kraftster (ACC BC)
Rylan kills Willie Kool (ACC UVA)
Juice protects Juice

NIGHT 3
NAN sees MRandall (ACC FSU)
LITT sees MWB (ACC VA TECH)
Rylan Kills Kraft (ACC BC)
Juice protects Juice

NIGHT 4
LITT sees Pavel (ACC Duke)
Rylan kills NAN (ACC UNC)
Canaan kills SDD (ACC Wake Forest)
Juice protects Juice

NIGHT 5
LITT sees Rylan (THE DUDE)
Rylan kills LITT (JOHN SWOFFORD, ACC SEER)
Juice protects Juice


NIGHT 6
Rylan kills MWB
Juice protects Juice

DAY 6
Mac uses BLACKOUT power

NIGHT 7
Rylan kills Canaan
Juice protects Juice
MRandall uses his double vote power for next day phase

NIGHT 8
Rylan kills mac
Juice protects Juice

Night 9
Rylan kills Pavel
Juice protects Juice

Night 10
Rylan tries to kill MR25
Juice saves MR25

That was a phenomenal finish. JOOCE TOTALLY REDEEMED HIMSELF after thinking Pecky was surely the dude. Great game ya nerds.

Rylan and the reds played an amazing game. I thought they were going to get it. The key was JC getting voted out. Rylan killing the seer the night LITT saw him was excellent.

You guys in the village came up with some crazy theories. MR in particular, you have a vivid imagination.

[shafnutz05]

Great game slappy, thx

[Juice]

good **** slappy son

[slappybrown]

Here's a sampling of lollable PMs I rec'vd:

Subject: COLLEGE REALIGNMENT WARZ GAME THREAD

JC - 1 (Jooce)

4 to death penalty. High noon.

dude. is pecky/jc red?

"post"

i want to hate you, but well played.

disregard previous
protect me i'm so good at this game

Have I gained your affection yet? All I have been trying to do is please the all powerful Mod!

Anyway, Pavel Bure was on the trek to leave the ACC according to sources.

I am impress

[slappybrown]

Also, Rylan never once used his seer power.

[slappybrown]

Tonight we dance

This is probably my favorite Warz post of all time. OF ALL TIME.

[Rylan]

Also, Rylan never once used his seer power.

Psh, I had schools to kill.

[Willie Kool]

Thanks slappy, great game. Well done ACC!

[redwill]

Great fun. Excellent game.

[newarenanow]

Great job slappy.

[PensHckyFan79]

great game. I had fun, would have been nice if redwill wasn't killed the first night I was hoping he would be able to help bring along my newb game, but I guess I did pretty well on my own.

I was between Juice and Rylan at the end (more leaning to Juice I think), but they voted so quick we didn't even get to talk it through.

When does the next one start!!!!!

[Rylan]

great game. I had fun, would have been nice if redwill wasn't killed the first night I was hoping he would be able to help bring along my newb game, but I guess I did pretty well on my own.

I was between Juice and Rylan at the end (more leaning to Juice I think), but they voted so quick we didn't even get to talk it through.

When does the next one start!!!!!

Next one is probably atleast a month away.

[PensHckyFan79]

Great fun. Excellent game.

Way to not even make it to the first day!!