*** Xmas Warz Game Thread ***
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'Twas the week before Christmas...
Welcome to Xmas Warz. If you have not received a PM, you are a good little boy or girl.
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For centuries, Santa Claus has been delivering material goods to people across the globe, even those who don't celebrate the holiday! (Just kidding, but we'll pretend he does anyways)
So imagine, Kim Jong Il son's surprise, when the sound of reindeer hooves on his dictator-esque estate in the upper northern province near Pyongyang!
Kim Jogn Il's Son: What in the worrd is going on up there!
North Korean's Republican Guard moved in on the estate, surrounding the assailant on the roof. They heard a jolly fat-man laughing, as he attempted to fit down a chimney. In North Korea, building code differs however, and Kim Jong Il's estate was outfitted with green lasers inside of the chimney. As Santa looked down, he realized he'd have to go to the front door.
Guns and magazines clicked into place.
Guard: 멈추었고, 당신의 무기를 놓습니다.
Santa did not speak Korean though, and instead brandished an M-4 assault rifle.
Santa flicked his Marlboro red 100.
Santa: Payback time...
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2 days later...
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shafnutz05 is watching Fox News.
Blonde Girl from Fox News who's really really f'n hot: ...reporters, were adamant that the collapse of North Korea was due to an outbreak of influenza, and not related to U.S Special Forces in anyway. The South Koreans, and Japanese praised the dissolution of the North Korean territory, calling it a victory for Capitalism across the world -
Shad clicked off the television.
IrishEyes: Hey honey!
shafnutz05: Hey babe. I'm getting ready to head to the airport. I'll be back after Christmas.
IrishEyes: I still think it's complete bs you have to travel over the holidays.
shafnutz05: (Not listening) Say, can you look in the kitchen for some toast for me. I'm kind of hungry.
Without thinking, shad leaves the house and heads for the airport, as IE walks back to the living room with a plate of fresh toast.
IrishEyes: Typical.
IE's neighbor, MWB came walking over.
MWB: Hey IE! Let's go watch the lighting of the tree!
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It was a tradition for the town to light-up the tree and place the top ornament, the Eye of Ra, on top of the tree.
The village gathered and enjoyed the crisp night air as well as each other's company.
Unfortunately, things were about to get violent...
It is now Night 1. Please send PM's to DocEmrick
The Good Little Boys & Girls
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2. Rylan
3. redwill
4. relantel
5. Benny Fitz
6. canaan
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10. ulf
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12. ExPatriatePen
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14. Krafster
15. IrishEyes
16. count2infinity
'Twas the week before Christmas...
Welcome to Xmas Warz. If you have not received a PM, you are a good little boy or girl.
* * *
For centuries, Santa Claus has been delivering material goods to people across the globe, even those who don't celebrate the holiday! (Just kidding, but we'll pretend he does anyways)
So imagine, Kim Jong Il son's surprise, when the sound of reindeer hooves on his dictator-esque estate in the upper northern province near Pyongyang!
Kim Jogn Il's Son: What in the worrd is going on up there!
North Korean's Republican Guard moved in on the estate, surrounding the assailant on the roof. They heard a jolly fat-man laughing, as he attempted to fit down a chimney. In North Korea, building code differs however, and Kim Jong Il's estate was outfitted with green lasers inside of the chimney. As Santa looked down, he realized he'd have to go to the front door.
Guns and magazines clicked into place.
Guard: 멈추었고, 당신의 무기를 놓습니다.
Santa did not speak Korean though, and instead brandished an M-4 assault rifle.
Santa flicked his Marlboro red 100.
Santa: Payback time...
* * *
2 days later...
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shafnutz05 is watching Fox News.
Blonde Girl from Fox News who's really really f'n hot: ...reporters, were adamant that the collapse of North Korea was due to an outbreak of influenza, and not related to U.S Special Forces in anyway. The South Koreans, and Japanese praised the dissolution of the North Korean territory, calling it a victory for Capitalism across the world -
Shad clicked off the television.
IrishEyes: Hey honey!
shafnutz05: Hey babe. I'm getting ready to head to the airport. I'll be back after Christmas.
IrishEyes: I still think it's complete bs you have to travel over the holidays.
shafnutz05: (Not listening) Say, can you look in the kitchen for some toast for me. I'm kind of hungry.
Without thinking, shad leaves the house and heads for the airport, as IE walks back to the living room with a plate of fresh toast.
IrishEyes: Typical.
IE's neighbor, MWB came walking over.
MWB: Hey IE! Let's go watch the lighting of the tree!
* * *
It was a tradition for the town to light-up the tree and place the top ornament, the Eye of Ra, on top of the tree.
The village gathered and enjoyed the crisp night air as well as each other's company.
Unfortunately, things were about to get violent...
It is now Night 1. Please send PM's to DocEmrick
The Good Little Boys & Girls
1. columbia
2. Rylan
3. redwill
4. relantel
5. Benny Fitz
6. canaan
7. MWB
8. mac5155
9. beerman
10. ulf
11. TheHammer24
12. ExPatriatePen
13. Hockeynut!
14. Krafster
15. IrishEyes
16. count2infinity
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Re: *** Xmas Warz Game Thread ***
im the angel
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canaan wrote:im the angel
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Re: *** Xmas Warz Game Thread ***
Clarance?canaan wrote:im the angel
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You could have at least waited until the day phase.
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what would be the fun of that?
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So wait... I'm married to shad... and shacking up with MWB? Is that how I'm understanding this? "Lighting of the tree, indeed!"
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Doc promised that this would be a family-friendly game.
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Yup, I'm taking shads girl.
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Doc promises a lot of things.columbia wrote:Doc promised that this would be a family-friendly game.
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It's all family friendly, you guys are just being over-imaginative.
It's a happy community, holiday environment.
It's a happy community, holiday environment.
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I would NEVER do that.DocEmrick wrote:It's all family friendly, you guys are just being over-imaginative.
It's a happy community, holiday environment.
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yeah, well just wait until shad comes home and finds MWB enjoying the milk and cookies you set out for Christmas...
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lololololDocEmrick wrote:yeah, well just wait until shad comes home and finds MWB enjoying the milk and cookies you set out for Christmas...
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Crap. I was gone since last Friday and missed this. Wish I could have played, but have fun guys.
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IE lets MWB buy her more than 2 drinks.
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lynch nan?
been away for a while, am i doing this right?
been away for a while, am i doing this right?
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:scared:DocEmrick wrote:yeah, well just wait until shad comes home and finds MWB enjoying the milk and cookies you set out for Christmas...
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EXCITEMENT!
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INTRIGUE!
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SUSPENSE!
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ADULTRY!
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Waiting on PM's.