Office Warz Game Thread

Post by **columbia** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:37 pm

pittsports87 wrote:I think the limit is reached, right?

Yes.

Benny Fitz · Post by **Benny Fitz** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:40 pm

columbia wrote:<weekends can be the buzzkill of warz>

Which is unfortunate, because there was a lot of action....but it hasn't returned.

I blame super-cop MWB for killing the "entertainment".

the errey i breathe · Post by **the errey i breathe** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:59 pm

write up coming

Post by **pittsports87** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:02 pm

I'm the last red

Spoiler:

the errey i breathe · Post by **the errey i breathe** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:06 pm

As everyone sat around the office, clearly not doing any work, they decided to put dirty pictures into ps87's file. Clearly ps87 didn't care and even encouraged it at one point. As they handed his file to the outside consultants a stranger pulled ps87 into the board room. "Congratulations, you met your quota and are getting a $10,000 raise." Beaming, ps87 walked out of the board room where he was promptly fired...without getting a nickel of that raise.

ps87 was

Spoiler:

LGP inc.
1. Pittsports87
2. Redwill
3. mac5155
4. obhave
5. canaan
6. c2i
7. LITT
8. Shafnutz
9. MWB
10. thg
11. Columbia
12. Slappy
13. Relantel
14. Benny
15. bhaw
Night 1
No one was fired
Day 1
Relantel, a regular worker was set up by LGP
redwill, floor manager was fired for failing to meet quota

Night 2
No one was fired
Day 2
benny fitz, CEO of LGP inc was set up

Night 3
bhaw, a regular worker was fired
c2i, sales manager was killed
Day 3
ps87 a regular worker, met quota but was set up by LGPers

RPs send the PMs deadline is 10pm

the errey i breathe · Post by **the errey i breathe** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:15 pm

Write up coming

the errey i breathe · Post by **the errey i breathe** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:19 pm

As the last of the LGPers were clocking out Canaan was checking sales quotas for the next day. Suddenly a swingline stapler dropped from the ceiling and killed him instantly.

Canaan was

Spoiler:

Knowing that they were once again safe to slack off as usual, the rest of the office took the day off knowing that laziness will always win in the end. Congrats to the office at LGP Inc.
Sorry for the lackluster write up, trying to do it in between power outages here at work.

Post by **columbia** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:23 pm

boom shakalaka
boom shakalaka
boom shakalaka
boom

Post by **canaan** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:23 pm

Dangit. Bad guys got sniped too early :(

Post by **canaan** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:23 pm

canaan wrote:Dangit. Bad guys got sniped too early :(

...and I was partly to blame

Letang Is The Truth · Post by **Letang Is The Truth** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:24 pm

canaan wrote:
canaan wrote:Dangit. Bad guys got sniped too early
...and I was partly to blame

prove it

thehockeyguru · Post by **thehockeyguru** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:25 pm

Told you Canaan had a hand in it.

MWB · Post by **MWB** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:27 pm

So who killed canaan?

thehockeyguru · Post by **thehockeyguru** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:27 pm

MWB wrote:So who killed canaan?

He didn't meet the post limit. Mod-killed.

Post by **columbia** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:29 pm

thehockeyguru wrote:
MWB wrote:So who killed canaan?
He didn't meet the post limit. Mod-killed.

I did.

<--- milton

thehockeyguru · Post by **thehockeyguru** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:32 pm

columbia wrote:
thehockeyguru wrote:
MWB wrote:So who killed canaan?
He didn't meet the post limit. Mod-killed.
I did.

<--- milton

lol. Really?

Post by **columbia** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:33 pm

Yes....I was the vig.
I also killed c2i.

the errey i breathe · Post by **the errey i breathe** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:35 pm

ill write a post game wrap up later but suffice it to say that the RP's were all over each other. On the second night (i think) canaan put the quota on MWB, MWB looked into Benny, and Benny tried to kill THG who protected himself.

how did you all feel about canaan's role?

Post by **columbia** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:37 pm

Ahah....none of us (openly) thought that it was another player setting the quota.
That was a nice touch and makes a lot of sense, in retrospect.

Post by **shafnutz05** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:44 pm

nice work columbia!!!

Post by **shafnutz05** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:45 pm

I like the role btw

Post by **columbia** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:49 pm

MWB pointed me in the right direction for the c2i kill (related to the votes against mac), so a big credit to him.
canaan was acting skeevy in a way I couldn't describe...it seemed worth a shot.

Post by **pittsports87** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:55 pm

columbia wrote:Ahah....none of us (openly) thought that it was another player setting the quota.
That was a nice touch and makes a lot of sense, in retrospect.

pittsports87 wrote:Hmm, I wonder if there is an independent that picks one person that has to meat a quota every day? It doesn't sound like a green role, and it definitely isn't gonna be red because of redwill the first day.

Post by **columbia** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:55 pm

pittsports87 wrote:
columbia wrote:Ahah....none of us (openly) thought that it was another player setting the quota.
That was a nice touch and makes a lot of sense, in retrospect.

pittsports87 wrote:Hmm, I wonder if there is an independent that picks one person that has to meat a quota every day? It doesn't sound like a green role, and it definitely isn't gonna be red because of redwill the first day.

I stand corrected.

MWB · Post by **MWB** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:03 pm

Nice work columbia.
I really like the quota thing. What was the most he could set it at?

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