Jagr Watch 2017

[ExPatriatePen]

Jagr signs with turtles... Issued the first of his genuine Turtles equipment:

[TheHammer24]

From a hockey standpoint, this signing is about as interesting as the Miro Satan signing. I really don't expect huge things from Jagr if he is signed.

[winger]

Those TMNT skates have officially made my day.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

SERENITY NOW!

[Lesky]

10 games in the playoffs is always an impressive feat. He looked pretty dominant too!

Yeah, totally. Ask Mike Cammalleri and his multiple Richard Trophies how predictive playoff stats can be.

LOL. Okay, go on stating leading the scoring during 10 games of the playoffs is completely meanless because it could basicly happen to anyone
over a 10 game stretch in the playoffs

[malksby8771]

Erhoff signed with Sabres if anyone cares. You should. They're not playing.

They traded for Regehr too and got a great deal in that trade IMO. They're going to be scary next season. Most likely no better than the 5 seed though and they will inevitably have to play the Pens or Flyers (depending on who wins the division) and get bounced in the first round.

[HomerPenguin]

From a hockey standpoint, this signing is about as interesting as the Miro Satan signing. I really don't expect huge things from Jagr if he is signed.

#satanwatch

I'm sure that's already being used on twitter for different reasons.

[TheHammer24]

From a hockey standpoint, this signing is about as interesting as the Miro Satan signing. I really don't expect huge things from Jagr if he is signed.

#satanwatch

I'm sure that's already being used on twitter for different reasons.

[Dave's_a_Killer]

Who is this Jagr guy anyway?

[Boogeyman]

Jagr signs with turtles... Issued the first of his genuine Turtles equipment:

Nostalgia. Those red striped sega cases were gorgeous.

[Tomas]

Czech media - Midnight (Central Europe) update:

Absolutely nothing new. Usually, the websites make one last update before their writers go to sleep. Everybody just quoted nhl.com, PostGazette or Tribune Review. iSport, which seems to be the only media in the world with direct access to Jagr's people, wasted their last update on lame Jagrwatch Twitter quotes. Unless something huge happens, the websites typically don't update until 6-7 AM.

So, here is at least yesterday's profile article on one of the chief protagonists of the drama:
http://translate.google.com/translate?j ... id%3D52989" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
(whenever you read "Freedom" - that's just the direct translation of his last name)

[HomerPenguin]

10 games in the playoffs is always an impressive feat. He looked pretty dominant too!

Yeah, totally. Ask Mike Cammalleri and his multiple Richard Trophies how predictive playoff stats can be.

LOL. Okay, go on stating leading the scoring during 10 games of the playoffs is completely meanless because it could basicly happen to anyone
over a 10 game stretch in the playoffs

OK, I will. Thanks. Actually I'll also throw in the phrase "three years ago," if that's OK, since that was, you know, when it happened.

[Admin]

If anyone sees Jagr, please feed him.

[ExPatriatePen]

If anyone sees Jagr, please feed him.

To what?

[Lesky]

Jaromir Jagr is no closer to signing with the Pittsburgh Penguins than he was when we all woke up on Thursday morning. He's no closer to signing with the Detroit Red Wings, either. Really, he's not much closer to anything, except the irritability of the people that have to deal with the ongoing story.

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2011/6/30/2 ... um=twitter" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Lesky]

Czech media - Midnight (Central Europe) update:

Absolutely nothing new. Usually, the websites make one last update before their writers go to sleep. Everybody just quoted nhl.com, PostGazette or Tribune Review. iSport, which seems to be the only media in the world with direct access to Jagr's people, wasted their last update on lame Jagrwatch Twitter quotes. Unless something huge happens, the websites typically don't update until 6-7 AM.

So, here is at least yesterday's profile article on one of the chief protagonists of the drama:
http://translate.google.com/translate?j ... id%3D52989" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
(whenever you read "Freedom" - that's just the direct translation of his last name)

Thanks Tomas!

[Boogeyman]

Jaromir Jagr is no closer to signing with the Pittsburgh Penguins than he was when we all woke up on Thursday morning. He's no closer to signing with the Detroit Red Wings, either. Really, he's not much closer to anything, except the irritability of the people that have to deal with the ongoing story.

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2011/6/30/2 ... um=twitter" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

No offense my friend, but you might as well quote a bleacher report.

[Boogeyman]

If anyone sees Jagr, please feed him.

To what?

His ego.

[malksby8771]

Jagr signs with turtles... Issued the first of his genuine Turtles equipment:

Nostalgia. Those red striped sega cases were gorgeous.

Anyone up for a game of Streets of Rage? Or Golden Axe? Or Double Dragon? Or any Sega Genesis fighter game ever made?

[ILikeTurtles]

Jagr signs with turtles... Issued the first of his genuine Turtles equipment:

Do those come in mens size 10.5???????

[ExPatriatePen]

Jagr was last seen at Rogers Arena pumping up Luongos tires

[HomerPenguin]

I'm glad Shero doesn't seem to be obsessing over this, because if he sees a chance to go another direction and improve the team before His Majesty makes up His mind, he needs to move on it.

[Lesky]

Jaromir Jagr is no closer to signing with the Pittsburgh Penguins than he was when we all woke up on Thursday morning. He's no closer to signing with the Detroit Red Wings, either. Really, he's not much closer to anything, except the irritability of the people that have to deal with the ongoing story.

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2011/6/30/2 ... um=twitter" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

No offense my friend, but you might as well quote a bleacher report.

Lol. That was obviously the reason I was quoting that - the irony, that it was just laughable ****

[Boogeyman]

I was hoping we would have signed Hordichuk. I like Asham. Hordichuk is a mad man though.

[malksby8771]

So, when this thread hit 168 last night, did anyone think we would be fast approaching 268 before "the decision?"