***BEER WARS GAME THREAD***

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Night 2 came quicker than most imagined, fresh off watching Rylan get completed wasted and removed from the brewery everyone decided to get drunk again.

As the night was dwindling down a big scrappy fellow decided he didn’t like the way slappy was acting around the place. He grabbed slappy and decided to throw him out of the brewery.

Unfortunately, he forgot we were on the third floor.

Slappy crashed through the window and fell to his death, at least he was drunk.
Spoiler:
slappybrown was just a regular drunk guy
Later, everyone had retired for the evening except our friend c2i. He had determined he was going to drink beers until he got to infinity. He sat pounding beer after beer and soon felt like he was nearing infinity, in reality he was at 3 and ½, what a pansy.

A couple of individuals approached him, he couldn’t tell their identity or even how many there were to be sure. Those 3 ½ beers had kicked his ass. The men preached to c2i about the dangers of alcohol abuse and about the wonders of sobriety.

The people left, c2i pushed away his beer and grabbed a cocktail napkin and a pen
Spoiler:
I’m checking in to the clinic for some help
Spoiler:
c2i was just a regular drunk guy
The participants:
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the wicked child
mac5155
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Doc Emrick
Troy Loney
Irish Eyes
redwill
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the errey i breathe
doublem
Gaucho
Kraftster
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The dead:
Spoiler:
Rylan, regular town drunk, hauled off to the drunk tank on Day 1.
slappybrown, regular town drunk, thrown from a third floor window on Night 2
count2infinity, regular town drunk, checked into the clinic to get sober on Night 2
It's not quite Day 2, another write up is on the way :pop:

You may still talk in the mean time
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Very clever. Somebody killed slappy, knowing that suspicion would fall on me.
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Gaucho wrote:Very clever. Somebody killed slappy, knowing that suspicion would fall on me.
Why?
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another write up?
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Gaucho wrote:You called me Fritz. U R dead.
:pop:

I'd be really stupid to kill slappy now, though, wouldn't I?
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Gaucho wrote:
Gaucho wrote:You called me Fritz. U R dead.
:pop:

I'd be really stupid to kill slappy now, though, wouldn't I?
that might be looking into things a bit much. i grasp at straws constantly and I don't think I would have made that connection/accusation.
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Our drunks awoke for the day and quickly found c2i’s note, they threw it away and became enraged.

He’d left his half drank beer sit out overnight and it was now wasted.

Pushing and shoving quickly ensued. Suddenly some yelled
Spoiler:

BAR FIGHT!!!!!
Punches were thrown, bottles being broken over people’s heads, nan had his head bashed into the jukebox.

shafnutz and doublem finally had their all out brawl stemming from their political battles

MWB and ulf were swordfighting with broken pool cues, winner was declared having the coolest three letter screenname.

It seemed like nothing would stop this brawl, nothing that is but the shriek of our only female drinker. Irish Eyes had been beating Loaf in a fit of drunken Irish rage when one of the neon beer signs fell off the wall and landed square on her head.
Spoiler:
Image
She dropped to the ground and couldn’t be revived
Spoiler:
Irish Eyes, Drinking Buddy had perished in the bar fight
The participants:
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the wicked child
mac5155
columbia
pittsports87
newarenanow
canaan
shafnutz05
malkamaniac
bhaw
Doc Emrick
Troy Loney
redwill
ulf
the errey i breathe
doublem
Gaucho
Kraftster
Loaf31
MWB
The dead:
Spoiler:
Rylan, regular town drunk, hauled off to the drunk tank on Day 1.
slappybrown, regular town drunk, thrown from a third floor window on Night 2
count2infinity, regular town drunk, checked into the clinic to get sober on Night 2
Irish Eyes, Drinking Buddy, fell victim to the Bar Fight

It is now Day 2, 19 remain it takes 10 to kill
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Why do I get a weird feeling about Gaucho playing the "I would be dumb to kill slappy" card?
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Probably just a new player over-worrying about someone getting killed, though.
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teib is probably right, nobody but me would make the connection.
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I have nothing to go on, but I always have shaf and redwill towards the top of my list when they aren't killed early.

What do we take of the drinking buddy role? I was thinking a mason type role, but maybe it's the angel?
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:( That sucks. You could have at least made it a Guinness sign.
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IrishEyes wrote::( That sucks. You could have at least made it a Guinness sign.
:lol:
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pittsports87 wrote:Why do I get a weird feeling about Gaucho playing the "I would be dumb to kill slappy" card?
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I meant to add text to that. I had the same thought when I read through.

I agree that "drinking buddy" is probably mason, but could also be a doc role.
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Hey MWB, my username is cooler :pop:
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Them's fightin' words!
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So I say "slappy u r dead", kill him, and then remind everyone of my earlier statement? Man, I'm slick.
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pittsports87 wrote:Why do I get a weird feeling about Gaucho playing the "I would be dumb to kill slappy" card?
I know Gaucho to be far more intelligent than that.
Not that I have any idea of what he is...just saying.
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columbia wrote:
pittsports87 wrote:Why do I get a weird feeling about Gaucho playing the "I would be dumb to kill slappy" card?
I know Gaucho to be far more intelligent than that.
Not that I have any idea of what he is...just saying.
I think it's most likely a set up move, but with Gaucho coming in right after the write up spelling out that it must be a set up..... just seems a little fishy. Maybe going with the, "I'm good because I wouldn't be so stupid to do something that obvious" ploy.
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Troy also stuck out a little in the first vote. He put a vote on doublem after nan voted for him. Then shaf came out with rylan, who got a couple votes. Troy switched off doublem to rylan. Maybe a baddie trying to make sure the vote goes to someone good in a quick bandwagon.... or maybe just someone good trying to get the first vote done quickly?
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Another "I'm good because I wouldn't be so stupid to do something that obvious" ploy, I guess. :pop:
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Drink.
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MWB wrote:Troy also stuck out a little in the first vote. He put a vote on doublem after nan voted for him. Then shaf came out with rylan, who got a couple votes. Troy switched off doublem to rylan. Maybe a baddie trying to make sure the vote goes to someone good in a quick bandwagon.... or maybe just someone good trying to get the first vote done quickly?
I've heard Troy talk many times about there never being a reason to change a vote on day 1 unless you are something, so I was intrigued by this as well.
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It is definitely between Troy and Gaucho for me this day phase.