Quotes you like.

[shafnutz05]

"I'm telling you, NOTHING HAPPENED!!"

Spoiler:

Mary

[Godric]

Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see.

Spoiler:

Helen Keller

[PghSkins]

"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."
-Ferris Bueller


"Dere doing da bes job to be da wors defensive squad in da league. Dey turn da puck over, dey have no vision, dey soff. Dey preten to care, but I know dey don' care"

-FHCMT

[JeffDFD]

A couple I read recently that amused me:

I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
~Babe Ruth (definitely not Crosby)

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
~Bill Vaughan

[Kraftster]

"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."
-Ferris Bueller


"Dere doing da bes job to be da wors defensive squad in da league. Dey turn da puck over, dey have no vision, dey soff. Dey preten to care, but I know dey don' care"

-FHCMT

Don't for get 'I never see a bunch of a guise soff like dis"

[canaan]

"so very beneficial"

Sir Juice of Random Thread

[blackjack68]

Life is what passes you by as you are making plans. - John Lennon

Life is a banquet and most poor sons of ******** are starving to death. - Auntie Mame from the play "Mame"

[ulf]

"I did not have sex with that woman."

[shmenguin]

-shmenguin

[Kaizer]

"Hey, I can drive."
-Billy Martin

[columbia]

"I can't drive 55"
Sammy Hagar

[Bob Cole's Senility]

A man is never more honest than when he admits that he's a liar. -Mark Twain. I suggest that people check out the Mark Twain documentary that Ken Burns did, just outstanding.

[ulf]

"90% of baseball is mental, the other half is physical." -Yogi Berra

"When the national anthem ends, they don't say work ball, they say play ball." - Willie Stargell I think.

I like baseball.

[pittsports87]

If you're not first, you're last.

[Gaucho]

Life is an ongoing quest for solace.

[JeffDFD]

If you're not first, you're last.

Shake and Bake

[bh]

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[CERV96]

Lord loves a working man
Don't ever trust whitey
See a doctor and get rid of it

[CERV96]

I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

Spoiler:

Cal Naughton Jr.

[slappybrown]

"A great capacity for quotation only reveals a great incapacity for originality."

Spoiler:

-Slappybrown, pwning LGP quoters

[Kraftster]

"A great capacity for quotation only reveals a great incapacity for originality."

Spoiler:

-Slappybrown, pwning LGP quoters

Boom. Headshot.

[BadHands71]

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. ~Eartha Kitt

If it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done. ~Author Unknown

[BadHands71]

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ~Douglas Adams

[PensFanInDC]

It looks like Ringo here is an educated man - Doc Holiday

[PensFanInDC]

Actually I can make this easier:

Every line from Tombstone