"How do you know he is a cow?" he asked. "He looks like one!" they answered back. "right, let me see him." he replied.
They brought Troy forth and tossed him in front of the inquisitive farmer. After inspecting him closely, he remarked "well, he does look like one..."
"They dressed me up like this!" Troy yelled angrily. The old farmer looked a bit closer. He had been drinking a lot lately, and couldn't make out if this was true or not. He turned to his farmer's intuition and continued.
"There are ways of telling if someone is a cow" he informed the mob. "Are there?" they cried. "Tell us!".
"What do you do with cows?" he asked.
They thought for a moment and responded "tip them!". Before the farmer could respond, they raced forward and shoved Troy over. When he didn't get up, they all began to dance and shout maniacally.
When the farmer came in for a closer look he noticed that
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