***LOST WARS GAME THREAD***

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Azkar wrote:Another thing I find odd is that we cant lynch anyone

I wonder if there are other commands like uncork the center of the island?

or

peacefully resolve all of our conflicts
give Azkar a wedgie
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Good thing I went commando today :pop:
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I'm torn.

sdm is almost certainly the angel, because if not then the real angel is retarded by now.

canaan or Azkar (from my point of view, obviously)...

If npv was indeed handing out items of some sort (since he was the scientist), would he be more likely to give one to a good guy or a fellow bad guy? That is the question. Did canaan get a package a long time ago that prevented him from being killed once? I know you probably can't answer that. I'm just talking to myself.
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capture canaan
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you choose...poorly
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corvi, if you're bad, you played one heck of a game (with a little assistance) :lol:
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release canaan capture Azkar
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day 13 vote count

1 canaan (Azkar)
2 Azkar (canaan, Corvi)

3 to capture
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honestly at this point I dont know. I keep changing my mind, but I cant get my head around one single person.. they all make sense to me.

so the bad guy played a good game i guess

capture Azkar

let's see what happens
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Corvi, if you're bad you played one heck of a game.

Is that the magic words to make you switch your vote?
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day 13 vote count

1 canaan (Azkar)
3 Azkar (canaan, Corvi, sdm)

3 to capture
Write up coming in a bit. :scared:
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fail :face:
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I'll kindly ask that no one 'spoils' anything before I post the write up. :pop:
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:pop:
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:pop:
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:pop:
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:pop:
Spoiler:
+1
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:popL:
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:pop:
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:scared:
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:scared:
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:scared:
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:slug:
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Day 13
Unknown Survivor wrote:Everyone was tense. There were only a few of us left now and we knew that our next decision would most likely be the most important we had made since ending up on this god forsaken island.

Azkar had been acting a bit funny all morning and when he revealed he wasn't wearing any underpants, that was the final straw. Corvidae & canaan poured several cans of Dharma brand beer [left from the stash in the van] all over Azkar and sdm lit an arrow and aimed his bow (where he got that, I have no idea). And, bam, just like that, Azkar went up in flames.

We noticed something odd as he burned - he seemed to be wearing something else under his clothes... Was it? Could it be?!
Spoiler:
It was a jumpsuit. Because Azkar was a Dharma Scientist (and new leader).
Epilogue
Unknown Survivor wrote:And so it ends. The great conflict which claimed so many lives is over. Some deserved death. Some did not. Either way, they all died... many at our own hands. There may be a lesson in all of this, but it is unclear to me. I am simply grateful to be alive.

Though we have abandonned all hope of rescue, it is clear to me that we are here for a reason. I just don't know what that reason is. So ends this tale of death and deception. If you are reading this, then you too have come to be on this island. Take heed, for much is not what it seems.
I closed the book and stared in wonderment... clearly these people had been through utter hell. I could only hope that my time on this island would pass less painfully than theirs.

3 survivors remain:
Spoiler:
canaan - Vincent (Commuter/Survivor)
Corvidae - Michael (the c2i)
sdm5055 - Jack ("Doctor" [Angel])
Spoiler:
JarkkoVision, a hapless n00b, drowned on Night 1.
MWB, Hurley (Seer), was beaten to a bloody pulp on Night 1.
dagny, Ben Linus (Leader of the Others), was clubbed and eventually stoned to death on Day 2.
thehockeyguru, a survivor, was bludgeoned with his own novel on Night 3.
shafnutz, a survivor, was stabbed in the eye and covered in tea bags on Night 3.
tfrizz, a survivor, was jellyfished to death on Day 3.
the errey i breathe, a survivor, was tortured and shot execution style on Night 4.
PFIDC, Tom (Other, new leader), scored a hole in one on Day 4.
relantel, a regular survivor, exploded on Day 5.
mac5155, a regular survivor, exploded on Day 5.
Malkamaniac went skinny dipping with lil' sloogers on Night 6.
Troy Loney, Horace Goodspeed (Leader), was decapitated and had his head impaled on a stick on Night 6.
Kicksave, Ethan (doctor, new leader), was decapitated on Night 7.
jwienand, a regular survivor, was tortured with coconuts & shot execution style on Night 7.
c2i, a regular survivor, was eaten alive by a polar bear on Day 7.
jaysmiter, Nikki (Lover), was buried alive on Night 8.
Senka, Paulo (Lover), was buried alive on Night 8.
redwill was demolished by the smoke monster on Night 8.
Dean Wormer, a regular survivor, was pecked to death by f'ing seagulls on Day 8.
Letang Is The Truth, Roger Linus (Workman, new leader), was blown up on Night 9.
Zarovich, Sayid (Vigilante), was impaled by a spear on Night 9.
slappybrown, Mikhail (final leader & last remaining Other) was shot by a vengeful Zarovich on Night 9.
crayz, a regular survivor, fell in a well on Day 9.
beerman was eaten by sharks on Day 10.
MikeEnIKe, a regular survivor, died on his imaginary pirate ship on Night 11.
cup keeper, Walt (Vampire), got axed on Day 11.
npv, Dharma Scientist, was run over and "watered" on Day 12.
NAN, a regular survivor, got served on Night 13.
Azkar, Dharma Scientist (final leader & last remaining Dharma) went out in a blaze of glory on Day 13.
The survivors + canaan win!

Postgame Wrap Up Thread will be hosted by Jeff Probst the wicked child later.
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Sooooo I couldn't win?