***LOST WARS GAME THREAD***

[mac5155]

ARGH.

[Corvidae]

ARGH.

[npv708]

I don't know why, but I feel like posting this.

[newarenanow]

I'm out of here in an hour and will be gone until Sunday.

[npv708]

I'm out of here in an hour and will be gone until Sunday.

what will we do without the nan?

[jwienand]

I'm out of here in an hour and will be gone until Sunday.

what will we do without the nan?

lynch nan?

[Letang Is The Truth]

ARGH.

my emperor! i've failed you!

[the wicked child]

a mod approaches...

Spoiler:

writeup coming in a bit... if I don't lose power here.

[the wicked child]

Night 6

Spirits were low around camp. Survivors had been disappearing at an alarming rate. We decided to have a party by the campfire. beerman brought the tunes and jwienand brought the "fermented" coconut milk... it tasted like crap, but we had a good time nonetheless. But nothing could prepare us for the horror we were about to endure.

As we retired to our tents for the night, we found Troy Loney's head impaled on a pole! I spotted a group of people trying to make off with the body and shouted. They dropped it immediately and took off before we could make out their faces.

When we caught up, we noticed that Troy had been wearing a fancy jumpsuit with his name on it... and it wasn't Troy! There appeared to be a syringe in his pocket. Hmm. We just shrugged and decided it was time we turn in.

But poor Malkamaniac was having trouble sleeping. He couldn't get the image of that poor schmuck's head impaled on a pole out of his head.

Perhaps it was fate. Maybe just insomnia. Definitely wasn't smart. But Malkamaniac decided to go for a walk to ease his mind. As he wandered through the dark jungle, he was oblivious to the threats which lurked all around.

Suddenly, he came upon a nice clear pool of water. The moon shined down and it just looked too inviting. So Malkamaniac dropped trou and went skinny dipping in the cool pond. It seemed to be working: he was finally getting tired. He pulled himself from the water and went to sleep right at the water's edge.

And that was where we found him in the morning. Pale, and completely covered in little sloogers that had sucked his life away.

Spoiler:

Malkamaniac is dead (no longer able to participate)
Troy Loney was Horace Goodspeed, Leader of the Dharma Initiative.

20 survivors remain

Azkar
beerman
c2i
canaan
Corvidae
crayz
cupkeeper
Dean Wormer
jays
jwienand
Kicksave
LITT
MikeEnIke
NAN
npv
redwill
sdm5055
Senka
slappybrown
Zarovich

Spoiler:

JarkkoVision, a hapless n00b, drowned on Night 1.
MWB, Hurley (Seer), was beaten to a bloody pulp on Night 1.
dagny, Ben Linus (Leader of the Others), was clubbed and eventually stoned to death on Day 2.
thehockeyguru, a survivor, was bludgeoned with his own novel on Night 3.
shafnutz, a survivor, was stabbed in the eye and covered in tea bags on Night 3.
tfrizz, a survivor, was jellyfished to death on Day 3.
the errey i breathe, a survivor, was tortured and shot execution style on Night 4.
PFIDC, Tom (Other, new leader), scored a hole in one on Day 4.
relantel, a regular survivor, exploded on Day 5.
mac5155, a regular survivor, exploded on Day 5.
Malkamaniac went skinny dipping with lil' sloogers on Night 6.
Troy Loney, Horace Goodspeed (Leader), was decapitated and had his head impaled on a stick on Night 6.

It is now Day 6.
11 votes to capture.
Deadline is 3PM Monday

***Weekend Hours take effect at midnight. Writeups will occur throughout the weekend if majority is reached or PMs are recieved. No deadlines will be enforced during this time, however.***

[Dean Wormer]

So does malks role, if there was one, just remain a mystery?

[the wicked child]

So does malks role, if there was one, just remain a mystery?

yes.

[count2infinity]

help me out here lost watchers: dharma=bad guys?

[canaan]

help me out here lost watchers: dharma=bad guys?

i think they are an independent faction...as they are orange, not red. but thats bad for us anyway, i believe.

[Azkar]

I think orange is just a different color of read. I think orange is a second faction. Pleace forgive me as I'm drunk if I'm wrong.

[canaan]

I think orange is just a different color of read. I think orange is a second faction. Pleace forgive me as I'm drunk if I'm wrong.

besides them being a different color of read, i agree with your intention.

[npv708]

I think orange is just a different color of read. I think orange is a second faction. Pleace forgive me as I'm drunk if I'm wrong.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[Azkar]

I think orange is just a different color of read. I think orange is a second faction. Pleace forgive me as I'm drunk if I'm wrong.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

well I'm only 1/3, so we're okay

[Azkar]

AND I"<M DEFINITELY NOT YOUR SON

[jaysmiter]

Seems to me like Malks was recruited by Loney.

Loney's dead, so Malks is too.

It's not rocket surgery, bros.

Also, sorry for my lack of participation. There has been some major stuff happening in my personal life that has been...unexpected. But, I should be cool for the next few days.

[canaan]

I think orange is just a different color of read. I think orange is a second faction. Pleace forgive me as I'm drunk if I'm wrong.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

well I'm only 1/3, so we're okay

you're not that stupid

[Letang Is The Truth]

I think we need to go after dean. His name has been thrown around a few times but it never sticks. To me that's always a big tell for bad people

[Letang Is The Truth]

And he's never around until he is being called out (or pfidc)

[Dean Wormer]

My only defense is my unsuccessful attempt to change everyone from randomly going after tfrizz to logically going after pfidc who ultimately turned out to be a red. If those are the actions of a bad guy to you then I don't know what to say.

[Zarovich]

My only defense is my unsuccessful attempt to change everyone from randomly going after tfrizz to logically going after pfidc who ultimately turned out to be a red. If those are the actions of a bad guy to you then I don't know what to say.

Except we know there are 2 diff sets of bad guys. You could be orange like Troy.

[Dean Wormer]

Do we know for sure the orange are bad? In the show the members of the Dharma Initiative were killed off by the Others. They were enemies. The character Horace, who Troy was, wasn't really a bad guy at least not from what I could tell. In fact, he was killed by the Others led by Ben.