***LOST WARS GAME THREAD***

[redwill]

I think it's going the wrong direction here... back down from the brink people.

Really?

[jaysmiter]

Capture dagny

It's too late for anything else.

I'm also on my phone so I can't make it yellow.

[beerman]

Anyhow if it's cooked until it's totally crisp then it's not gooey (twss) like a smore

Duh. That's where the jellyfish comes in.

but the jellyfish is the outside here, it's the cracker it shouldn't be gooey

I attempted to use the jelly as the marshmallow between a couple of those english muffins I found in the wreckage and it didn't work out. The jellies don't melt properly.

[cup keeper]

Limit reached?

[redwill]

She's the male version of redwill

Uh, the female version?

Or did I miss something pretty important?

Apparently my wit is so sharp you didn't feel the massive cut I just gave you and dagny with it.

Apparently so. You might want to dull it a bit so we feel suitably "cut."

[newarenanow]

dagny - 15 (thg, redwill, shafnutz, Zarovich, Azkar, Malkamaniac, Senka, nan, Kicksave, beerman, slappy, jaysmitter, Troy, jw, Dean )
thg - 4 (cup keeper, tfrizz, dagny, relantel)
the errey i breathe - 1 (c2i)

[npv708]

I think the benefit greatly outweighs the risk with Dagny.

capture Dagny

[jwienand]

Anyhow if it's cooked until it's totally crisp then it's not gooey (twss) like a smore

Duh. That's where the jellyfish comes in.

but the jellyfish is the outside here, it's the cracker it shouldn't be gooey

I attempted to use the jelly as the marshmallow between a couple of those english muffins I found in the wreckage and it didn't work out. The jellies don't melt properly.

Suprisingly they fry up like bacon

[redwill]

but the jellyfish is the outside here, it's the cracker it shouldn't be gooey

I attempted to use the jelly as the marshmallow between a couple of those english muffins I found in the wreckage and it didn't work out. The jellies don't melt properly.

I admit I'm not familiar with the melting qualities of jellyfish.

[newarenanow]

dagny - 16 (thg, redwill, shafnutz, Zarovich, Azkar, Malkamaniac, Senka, nan, Kicksave, beerman, slappy, jaysmitter, Troy, jw, Dean, npv )
thg - 4 (cup keeper, tfrizz, dagny, relantel)
the errey i breathe - 1 (c2i)

Is that the limit?

[jwienand]

dagny - 16 (thg, redwill, shafnutz, Zarovich, Azkar, Malkamaniac, Senka, nan, Kicksave, beerman, slappy, jaysmitter, Troy, jw, Dean, npv )
thg - 4 (cup keeper, tfrizz, dagny, relantel)
the errey i breathe - 1 (c2i)

Is that the limit?

Yeah cap's 15 from the start.

[Troy Loney]

dagny - 16 (thg, redwill, shafnutz, Zarovich, Azkar, Malkamaniac, Senka, nan, Kicksave, beerman, slappy, jaysmitter, Troy, jw, Dean, npv )
thg - 4 (cup keeper, tfrizz, dagny, relantel)
the errey i breathe - 1 (c2i)

Is that the limit?

it's capped at 15. i think TWC & Wallflower are both away from the computer.

[the wicked child]

writeup coming in a bit guys.

[npv708]

Sorry about the late vote then. I had it typed up, but then I got a call and didn't hit submit until after the call was done.

[Corvidae]

I missed like 12 pages of stuff happenin'. You're all gay. Capture Azkar.

[npv708]

If it helps I did make a new friend while on the island...

Spoiler:

[Corvidae]

Sorry about the late vote then. I had it typed up, but then I got a call and didn't hit submit until after the call was done.

Pansy. Don't be sorry. *moons*

[npv708]

Sorry about the late vote then. I had it typed up, but then I got a call and didn't hit submit until after the call was done.

Pansy. Don't be sorry. *moons*

your mom.

[Azkar]

I missed like 12 pages of stuff happenin'. You're all gay. Capture Azkar.

I like the cut of your jib here.

[Dean Wormer]

Thanks for yellowing me up jay.

[jaysmiter]

Thanks for yellowing me up jay.

Don't thank me...thank the dehydration. Gives it a very bold yellow hue...

[the wicked child]

Day 2

dagny had narrowly avoided death a couple times, and was absolutely certain she could do the same today. Unfortunately, the other survivors felt her story had more holes than Corvi's boxers.

They captured her and dragged her to the center of camp once again. She began to plead for her life when Dean Wormer stuffed a rag in her mouth and said "chew on this for awhile".

They gathered firewood as a nervous dagny could only hope that she would find a way out of this jam too. But it was not to be. They were about to start the fire when someone reminded them that she had escaped a fire the previous night.

Not risking this, the survivors began searching for another way to deal with her. In the ruins of her burned tent, they found what appeared to be a pile of clubs. They looked at each other and shrugged.

Soon they drew straws to determine the "batting order", and one by one they stepped up to the plate and took their best shot. It was painful, but wasn't quite getting the job done.

Finally, thg grabbed a large rock and threw it as hard as he could, crushing dagny's skull. Upon closer examination, we found the answer we had been looking for.

Spoiler:

dagny was Ben Linus, leader of the Others.

29 survivors remain

Azkar
beerman
c2i
canaan
Corvidae
crayz
cupkeeper
Dean Wormer
jays
jwienand
Kicksave
LITT
mac5155
Malkamaniac
MikeEnIke
NAN
npv
PFIDC
redwill
relantel
sdm5055
Senka
shafnutz
slappybrown
tfrizz
the errey i breathe
thg
Troy Loney
Zarovich

Spoiler:

JarkkoVision, a hapless n00b, drowned on Night 1. link
MWB, Hurley (Seer), was beaten to a bloody pulp on Night 1. link
dagny, Ben Linus (Leader of the Others), was clubbed and eventually stoned to death on Day 2.

It is now Night 3.
Please send PMs to wallflower and the wicked child
Deadline is 9AM Thursday

[Malkamaniac]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Kicksave]

Sorry about the late vote then. I had it typed up, but then I got a call and didn't hit submit until after the call was done.

Good excuse.

[Corvidae]

Now we have to wait for these RP retardos to decide who to kill. I also have a feeling that my power's about to go out.