There's just no way they can even get in here, thought thg as he sat in his hut. He had really prepared for the occasion. A desert eagle in his right hand that was clearly too heavy for him to really hold, and looked oddly ahead of it's time.... and a grenade for himself in his left hand. A shotgun was strapped to his back, and the floor was covered in little holes.
The holes seemed rather curious until he tested them to make sure they worked. As he pushed the red button on the walkie talkie on his belt, 50 or so large spikes shot out of the ground. Jesus.
There was a knock at the door, and thg took a shoot first, ask questions later approach, shooting right through the door. He peaked out the door and saw no one out there.
Kicksave, smelling like he'd visited the bar today, stumbled towards the hut yelling, "Hey THG old buddy, the wife said I wasn't sleeping at home tonight unless I killed her... I thought about that, but realized it's probably not a good idea. Got an extra bed?"
THG paused, not sure what to do, but he really does have a kind heart, he's just sick of being picked on.
"Sure come on in Cliquesave."
Kicksave wandered towards the door slowly but surely and as soon as he was inside he broke the bottle he'd been carrying. THG looked confused, but attributed it too drunkeness.
"Such an impenetrable strong hold," said Kicksave as in one swift motion he jabbed the broken bottle into thg's face.
THG was in fact
Kicksave walked out triumphantly as the town cheered and one could distinctly hear slappybrown screaming "OH HELL YES".
Alas, Kicksave did it for the lulz.
There are 14 towns folk left:
1. MWB
2. Relantel
3. Jaysmiter
4. Letang
5. Troy Loney
7. Canaan
8. count2infinity
9. Kicksave
11. redwill
12. PensFanInDC
13. slappybrown
14. Malkamaniac
15. Senka
16. Azkar
1 Alpha Wolf
1 Wolf
1 Seer
1 Vig
1 Angel
# Townsfolk
Departed:
It's Night 2 in the village
ALPHA: NOM NOM or recruit?
ANGEL: Who are you defending?
SEER: Investigate investigate investigate
VIG: YOU HAS A BOOLET! Lemme know.
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