Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

[count2infinity]

writeup coming...

Spoiler:

when i feel like it.

Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

[Senka]

@c2i

[npv708]

It was a dark night in the Clevadelphia Shore.

Scott Hartnell (MikeEnIke) was out all night fistpumping to house techno at a local college party…about 2am, he decides that he has had enough of people calling him Ronald McDonald, so he goes to a 24 hour barber shop. Next thing you know, a short-haired Scott Hartnell comes out of the Barber Shop, but that wasn’t it, he also decided to die his hair black. But what he didn’t know, was that the Barber poisoned the hair dye and that the poison was beginning to leak into his brain. Hartnell decides he’s going to call it a night, so he returns to his home. He walks in and hears talking coming from the bedroom. He’s a little drunk and beginning to feel the effects of the poison hair dye, so he’s not sure what’s exactly happening. As he get’s closer, he puts his ear to the door, and hears his wife yell, “so easy a caveman can do it” over and over. At this point, he busts open the door to find teammate Dan Carcillo (Twisted Wrister) in bed with his wife. In a rage, Hartnell attempts to bite the fingers off of Carcillo, but only breaks skin, but broke enough skin to spread the poison to Carcillo. Carcillo gets up to go after him, but Hartnell passes out and dies on the floor and Carcillo falls over him and breaks his neck. As Mrs. Hartnell is freaking out, she calls police chief Wiggum and officer Barbrady, who investigate the crime scene. Apparently the two guys were friends and business associates, but nobody knew that Dan Carcillo (TW) was the Frat Brothers Mafia Seer and that he was killed in a rage by his very own leader, Scott Hartnell (MikeEnIke) who was the Frat Brothers Mafia Godfather.


Day 1. Cup keeper, Noob Family Mafia Mason, stabbed to death by the village, then beheaded, and hung by a Raven on Day 1.
Night 2. Twisted Wrister, Frat Brothers Mafia Seer, was bitten by, infected by, and then tripped over his mafia boss.
Night 2. MikeEnIke, Frat Brothers Godfather, poisoned through his hair dye.

17 left. Takes 9 votes to annoy.

Deadline is 12pm tomorrow.

[MikeEnIke]

mother ****er

[Senka]

Whahh!

[canaan]

holy crap that is awesome.

that being said, i guess there are two families.

[Senka]

indeed. we took out the mason of one, and the seer/god combo of another. ppl were doing wurkk!

[Senka]

i withdraw my notion to stick with mikenike's vote from rd one

[Senka]

my notion of forgivness* for sticking with him on vote one

[relantel]

So, if both were lying about being green RPs, is Dags as well?

[Senka]

[thehockeyguru]

Wow.

[JoseCuervo]

pizzoned

[canaan]

pizzoned

?

[Zarovich]

That's a lot of red so far!!

[JoseCuervo]

That's a lot of red so far!!

best first day and first night ever I'm pretty sure

[count2infinity]

question. what kind of bear is best?

[Twisted Wrister]

Son of a smurfette

[Senka]

of the jagoffs on the list...

i hate:
Harnell
Carcillo
Jeff Reed
Boudreau

in that order. All game skills aside -- thats who i hate. i like Mark Madden. I also like Bonds. AKA "Jim Dowd". haha

CHECK IT. someone believes in me. lol

[JoseCuervo]

question. what kind of bear is best?

polar

[Senka]

im annoying Jeff Reed (TroyLoney)

the trains a runnin, and its fueled by red

[count2infinity]

question. what kind of bear is best?

polar

False. Black Bear.

[JoseCuervo]

pizzoned

?

Yes. More than a pound of pwnage.

[JoseCuervo]

question. what kind of bear is best?

polar

False. Black Bear.

panda

[Zarovich]

question. what kind of bear is best?

Koala!!