*** FANTASY WARS I GAME THREAD ***

[dagny]

ugh, how am I supposed to clear myself?

I can't knock out some from the village since that leaves the angel open to discovery. There are so few left now that I'm concerned on giving away info.

I don't know if the angel should protect me or not. It comes down to trust. Does the angel trust I am good? I could find the remaining red or reds. That's assuming the angel is good, which I do.

Now, my choice to vote is between corvi and tw. I think tw is going to be my vote. It always seems like the reds can use me to vote someone out late and the village loses.

The angel should protect themself.

Not knowing if we can trust you, at this point, you are expendable in the night phase... powers or not.

[dagny]

slay TW

But if you knew who the angel was the cult did too, so the reds also know who the angel is. The question is whether we think it's worth saving the angel or using the seer one more night to look someone up. At this point I think the only people in the game that don't know the angel is the village. At which point it's smart for the angel to just come out.. right?

Not necessarily so that the rest of the cult knows the angel. The cult didn't seem to know who each other was. It "seemed" that canaan was the only one who knew everything.

[dagny]

What's the vote count?

and the limit to slay?

[newarenanow]

What's the vote count?

and the limit to slay?

I think TW has 4 and I have 2.

5 to slay.

[dagny]

I guess TW is good a choice as any, since we need to pick one of the three and the time limit is counting down.

I'm afraid to cast the deciding vote, in case he's some kind of bomb.

And, FWIW, I don't believe wally.

[MikeEnIke]

Still would rather take out NAN or Wally. I'll let majority decide but i'll stick with my vote.

[newarenanow]

I guess TW is good a choice as any, since we need to pick one of the three and the time limit is counting down.

I'm afraid to cast the deciding vote, in case he's some kind of bomb.

And, FWIW, I don't believe wally.

unslay TW

Go ahead and vote, and I'll vote last.

[dagny]

slay TW

[newarenanow]

slay TW

[MikeEnIke]

I guess TW is good a choice as any, since we need to pick one of the three and the time limit is counting down.

I'm afraid to cast the deciding vote, in case he's some kind of bomb.

And, FWIW, I don't believe wally.

unslay TW

Go ahead and vote, and I'll vote last.

and they say chivalry is dead. look at that kind move.

[jaysmiter]

Is that 5?

[newarenanow]

Is that 5?

Yes.

[jaysmiter]

ok. write-up coming.

[jaysmiter]

Sorry...I'm wasted. This write-up sucks.

Twisted Wrister was smoking a pipe down by the river bed.

Sigh. I just wish the threat would go away. I just want to go on with my normal life.

He took a long puff…

Then, out of nowhere…7 people were upon him.

“YOU HAVE TO GO!”

“DIE MOTHER *PIZZA*ER”

“YOU ARE SO BAD YOU MAKE HITLER LOOK LIKE A COOL DUDE!”

TW was shocked.

“But, guys…I’m just doing what’ best for the village. Jaysmiter is my god and I can’t rebel against him!”

“WE DON’T BUY IT, (INSERT RACIAL SLUR HERE)!”

“YEAH! YOU ARE SO FULL OF *CHARCOAL* YOU COULD BBQ 18 RACKS OF RIBS!”

TW put his head in his hands and sobbed…

“But…but…but…”

“CAN IT FRUITY!”

“YEAH CULTY!”

“WE KNOW YOU ARE WRONG NOW SUCK THAT”

“SHUT UP. NONE OF THAT HERE”

“BUT…FINE”

“THAT’S BETTER”

“NOW STAB THAT MOTHER…”

A roar rose from the gathered crowd and threw a spear into TW’s chest before he could reply again. He went limp and died like the tens before him.

Spoiler:

Twisted Wrister, a regular villager, was killed by a spear.

7 Villagers remain

9. the wicked child
11. Corvidae
12. wallflower
15. MikeEnIke
16. dagny
21. newarenanow
25. Zarovich

RPs! You have until 11am.

[Twisted Wrister]

good luck, village.

[Senka]

lynch drunk (already dead) senka.

[Azkar]

lynch drunk (already dead) senka.

who also texted me at 12:30 last night to see if I wanted to go to the bar after I was in bed

[jaysmiter]

There will be a write-up soon. Drunken write-ups lead to hungover write-ups...and this hangover is a doozy...

[jaysmiter]

NAN sat smugly at his desk, in arguably the biggest house in all of Jaystowne. This wasn't an uncommon thing for him to do...he was an arrogant fella.

It's so amazing being me he thought.

Then he heard something rustling in a room down the hall.

Ugh. Must be that damned dog again.

"Sprinkle! Get out of the pantry! You know better!"

Sprinkle came running to NAN, tongue-waving, tail-wagging.

"That's a good girl! Give daddy kisses!"

The dog stood on its hind legs and gave NAN some big, sloppy mouth kisses. While this was going on, Sprinkle's ears perked up and he ran off back in the direction of where the noise had been coming from.

"Sprinkle! Get back here!"

NAN ran after the dog. (which might be one of the simplest sentences I've written since grade school.)

As he went into his pantry, he was hit from behind by something blunt and had a hood put over his head. He was then dragged out of his house, down a path, and into the woods.

"Well, NAN..." a voice began, "too long have you lived. Too long has your affluence and avarice plagued this land. We had thought that once our work had begun, you would try harder for this village...but...you haven't."

Another voice chimed in. "Yesssss....now your time is up, NAN. We have had about as much as we can take and your fate will be like many others before you. However, you will not be remembered as anything but a stepping stone in our path to glory."

NAN never saw the glimmer of the sword in the moonlight that would be his final demise.

Spoiler:

NAN, a regular villager, was beheaded in the woods. Sprinkle found a good home where he wasn't subjected to "daddy kisses."

After the sword had fallen, the strangers continued into the woods...

"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

The strangers stopped, and looked around for the source of the voice.

"I see you have found us. I'm not surprised that it's taken you this long. You never were one for...hasty...problem solving."

"KA..."

"Your efforts are fruitless, you know. You will never stop us."

"ME..."

"Try all you might, it's come too far to turn back now."

"HA..."

"Wait...what...what are you doing?"

"ME..."

"Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...."

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Light burst from the OTHER stranger's hands and collided with one of the hooded strangers...

Spoiler:

Zarovich, a member of The Darkness, was blasted by a Dragonball Z maneuver. (I'm original)

5 villagers remain.

9. the wicked child
11. Corvidae
12. wallflower
15. MikeEnIke
16. dagny


Village, you have until midnight. It takes 3 to slay.

[jaysmiter]

Sorry for the late write-up. It was hard concentrating long enough to write a complete sentence.

[Zarovich]

Well, I can't say I'm completely suprised.

[MikeEnIke]

Well, I can't say I'm completely suprised.

Well color me surprised. Sorry i was so adamant on ya NAN. I would guess WF has to be a baddie now.

[the wicked child]

So either wf or mike have to be the angel and the other is bad.

I have concerns that dagny may be an independent serial killer as well. I will expand on my thoughts in a bit.

[MikeEnIke]

So either wf or mike have to be the angel and the other is bad.

I have concerns that dagny may be an independent serial killer as well. I will expand on my thoughts in a bit.

Yea, I've heard of that and I wouldn't be all that surprised if dags was. The problem is taking her out is kind of an issue because she's been helpful. Plus, if she really is just a regular villager, it's a vote wasted.

[the wicked child]

Alright.

When I looked up the Lover role, I saw that usually the other half is red. Since dagny obviously killed a red she can't be red.

I do not believe she is green however. I have no doubt that she received that scroll. But I believe it made her into an Isk.

Notice that she has killed or tried to every night since azkar's death. A common trait of a serial killer is that they may not hold a bullet.

She has also killed a known blue player when it made no sense to do so...LITT.

The only person I trust right now is Corvi shockingly enough. If we guess wrong between the others, both they and dagny will kill tonight and we will lose.