dagny wrote:and ZARO, answer me! Who would be your second choice after mac if you could kill someone, in case canaan's wrong, and you die tonight.
You can't tell us who to avoid, for fear of outing the Angel, but you can tell us who you would go after next.
Well, I really hate to even answer that because when Troy was alive we figured TWC and/or shaftnutz was/were bad. So I checked TWC and when he came back blue, we went for shaft. Didn't work out so well.
I guess at this point, it would be best to look at you(Dagny), NAN, canaan and Senka.
This late in the game and the fact you four are all still alive is what gets me thinking.
Then again, one of you may be the Angel.
grrrreat..... my whole point was to avoid the Angel.
dagny wrote:and ZARO, answer me! Who would be your second choice after mac if you could kill someone, in case canaan's wrong, and you die tonight.
You can't tell us who to avoid, for fear of outing the Angel, but you can tell us who you would go after next.
Well, I really hate to even answer that because when Troy was alive we figured TWC and/or shaftnutz was/were bad. So I checked TWC and when he came back blue, we went for shaft. Didn't work out so well.
I guess at this point, it would be best to look at you(Dagny), NAN, canaan and Senka.
This late in the game and the fact you four are all still alive is what gets me thinking.
Then again, one of you may be the Angel.
grrrreat..... my whole point was to avoid the Angel.
Yeah, I think zaro caused a lot more confusion with that post.
By now, the group has dwindled. People are becoming upset, violent, and irrational. It’s not often that a group of this size and make-up begins fighting with each other in Fantasy Land. The gang is usually up beat and optimistic, but with the recent cancellation of Bananas in Pajamas, they have become even more deranged than usual.
However, as a way to try and get everyone to relax, Dagny, has a brilliant idea….”Let’s all pick out a new favorite show together?!” So she invites everyone over and they sit down to see if they can all agree on something. After a 27-hour marathon of television, it’s more than clear that the group is even more divided than before.
Canaan: “I miss the BiP, not only were they friendly, they reminded me of slappybrown. They were always just so wonderful, like the way slappy used to get me tea, even when I didn’t ask for it”
Dagny: “well Canaan, deal with the loss, the BiP aren’t coming back! Why can’t you just suck it up and find a new show? I enjoy Lost, don’t you enjoy Lost, and how they have been Lost for like 135 years?”
Canaan: “ No Dagny, Lost doesn’t even make sense, at least the BiP made some kind of sense, and taught valuable life lessons.”
Then Tfrizz chimes in: “ How about Canadian fishing, I love this show?!”
Canaan: “lul. No”
Mass arguments ensue between the group:
“I want to watch Lost”
“I want to watch Bill Nye the Science Guy!!!!”
“Well I want to watch double dare?!”
Then finally, Mac5155’s voice booms out among the rest: “ I want to watch Pee Wee’s Playhouse, if I don’t get to see Pee Wee and his spectacular word of the day, you’re all going to die!!!”
At this point Canaan has had enough. Violently he lunges at Mac5155, tackling him to the ground. He punches, bites, and pinches with all of his might. Not only is he being violent, it’s obvious he’s lost control. He’s singing the Bananas in Pajamas theme song over and over. As the rest of the village looks on in shock and fear, they rush over and begin kicking Mac5155 and chanting: ”Bananas in Pajamas, their coming down the stairs.”
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After Mac5155 has been killed, it’s apparent that he is:
Spoiler:
Teh Mafia Boss
13 Villagers Remain:
6. canaan
9. the wicked child
10. Hockeynut!
11. Corvidae
12. wallflower
13. Senka
14. Twisted Wrister
15. MikeEnIke
16. dagny
17. tfrizz
21. newarenanow
25. Zarovich
26. Letang Is The Truth
Spoiler:
Day 1 - thehockeyguru was cleaved in twain by an angry village. (page 2)
Night 2 – Kicksave was lied to, kidnapped, poisoned, paralyzed, and eventually murdered. (page 2)
Day 2 – Relantel was falsely seduced, crotch-kicked, stabbed, and burned to death. (page 8 )
Night 3 – slappybrown was slaughtered by his own battleaxe. (page 9)
Night 3 - count2infinity pooped himself and then was exploded by a lightning bolt. (page 9) Day 3 – PFiDC was killed hastily by the village. (page 15) Night 4 – cup keeper was beheaded by an errant lightning bolt (page 16)
Day 4 – shafnutz was stabbed, dragged into the center of town, and impaled before being able to say goodbye to his beautiful family.
Night 5 – There was a lot of partying and feasting! BATTLES AND BROTHERHOOD!!!! And Canaan got peed on after trying to punch a large animal in the face. (page 20) Day 5 - NPV was cut in half for being quiet and different. (page 25)
Night 6 - Beerman was cut and left to bleed to death while all of his ale was stolen. (page 25)
Night 6 - Redwill was burned to a crisp, leaving some sad and pathetic diary pages as his only remains. (page 25)
Day 6 -
Night 7 - TW had a perverted dream and went to crayz’s to…well, let’s leave that be… Day 7 – crayz died. Loser. Night 8 - Troy Loney was killed like a sissy after fending off a dozen attackers and then got his powers back. Night 8 – IE was burnt to a crisp due to her sinful ways.
Day 8 - MWB was murdered by Zarovich because people are sheep Day whatev - Azkar, a lover, was lied to, propositioned to defile IrishEyes' dead body, and then axeified in the face. Day 9 - Mac5155 brutally murdered because he likes Pee-Wee's Playhouse
It's now night....SHHHHHHH. Get your PM's in RPs!
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“THIS WILL BE! OUR REQUIEM!” Hockeynut! yelled to the on looking villagers.
“WE HAVE TO OWN THIS NIGHT! WE HAVE TO STEEL OURSELVES AGAINST THE DARKNESS! RAISE YOUR SWORDS, AXES, BOWS, SHIELDS, AND SPEARS IF YOU ARE IN SUPPORT!”
The majority of the gathering crowd roared in agreement!
Canaan and the wicked child looked at each other, confused. “But…wait…if we’re all just villagers, how can we do anything tonight?” Canaan shrugged his shoulders.
TWC replied, “Is it metagaming if we’re talking about our game lives in game about a game that we don’t know is a game and we think is real?”
Canaan began to twitch and blood trickled out of his nose. He stared at TWC in hopes that the question that he just asked would magically disappear from history. It didn’t. Canaan, wiping the blood from his nose, walked away and back to his house.
TWC stood there, befuddled at why Canaan just started to twitch and bleed when he asked a legit question. “Oh well,” TWC shook his head and walked over closer to the gathering crowd to see what hockeynut! was rambling about now.
“TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! TONIGHT WE DINE…IN HELL!”
“Umm…hockeynut!” a voice in the crowd interrupted, “you know that’s a line from 300 and not your own, right? That’s plagiarism, buddy!”
“WHAT IS 300?!” Hockeynut! yelled in response.
“Oh, well…you see it’s this movie. Oh, crap, I guess I’m metagaming again. Though, is it metagaming if we’re talking about our game lives in game about a game that we don’t know is a game and we think is real?”
You could almost hear the entire crowd of people blink, twitch, and start bleeding at the same time.
And then the entire group passed out. TWC walked away, confused as to why everyone didn’t understand his question.
While everyone was away, someone…(who knows who…ya’ll are passed out, suckas)…runs into the crowd and screams…”IT ENDS NOW, SENKA!” and fires magic missiles from their hands.
The missiles, however, were never on target and hit hockeynut! square in the stomach. The pressure caused his eyeballs to explode from his head, making the front of the passed out crowd look like the front rows of a Gallagher comedy special…(“FORSOOTH! I SHALL BUSTETH THIS WATERMELON WITH MY WARHAMMER!”)
Spoiler:
hockeynut!, a regular villager, was magic missiled so hard his eyes exploded and splashed onto the passed out crowd.
12 Villagers remain.
6. canaan
9. the wicked child
11. Corvidae
12. wallflower
13. Senka
14. Twisted Wrister
15. MikeEnIke
16. dagny
17. tfrizz
21. newarenanow
25. Zarovich
26. Letang Is The Truth
Spoiler:
Day 1 - thehockeyguru was cleaved in twain by an angry village. (page 2)
Night 2 – Kicksave was lied to, kidnapped, poisoned, paralyzed, and eventually murdered. (page 2)
Day 2 – Relantel was falsely seduced, crotch-kicked, stabbed, and burned to death. (page 8 )
Night 3 – slappybrown was slaughtered by his own battleaxe. (page 9)
Night 3 - count2infinity pooped himself and then was exploded by a lightning bolt. (page 9) Day 3 – PFiDC was killed hastily by the village. (page 15) Night 4 – cup keeper was beheaded by an errant lightning bolt (page 16)
Day 4 – shafnutz was stabbed, dragged into the center of town, and impaled before being able to say goodbye to his beautiful family.
Night 5 – There was a lot of partying and feasting! BATTLES AND BROTHERHOOD!!!! And Canaan got peed on after trying to punch a large animal in the face. (page 20) Day 5 - NPV was cut in half for being quiet and different. (page 25)
Night 6 - Beerman was cut and left to bleed to death while all of his ale was stolen. (page 25)
Night 6 - Redwill was burned to a crisp, leaving some sad and pathetic diary pages as his only remains. (page 25)
Day 6 -
Night 7 - TW had a perverted dream and went to crayz’s to…well, let’s leave that be… Day 7 – crayz died. Loser. Night 8 - Troy Loney was killed like a sissy after fending off a dozen attackers and then got his powers back. Night 8 – IE was burnt to a crisp due to her sinful ways Day 8 - MWB was murdered by Zarovich because people are sheep Night 9 - Azkar, a lover, was lied to, propositioned to defile IrishEyes' dead body, and then axeified in the face. Day 9 - Mac5155 brutally murdered because he likes Pee-Wee's Playhouse Night 10 -hockeynut! was magic missiled so hard his eyes exploded and splashed onto the passed out crowd.
so i just want to get this out there because i probably sealed my fate not voting for mac. i am blue, regular village. mac fooled me. i understand if you guys wanna vote me out, plus i will be busy with interviews and midterms and then am going on golf expedition thursday so if you wanna get rid if me, i cannot stop you. carry on
grrrreat..... my whole point was to avoid the Angel.
