*** FANTASY WARS I GAME THREAD ***

[canaan]

wtf

[Senka]

[jaysmiter]

Consider this a warning Senka. It's far too long after the write-up to be posting at night. Yes, jpegs count as night posts.

[jaysmiter]

WRITE UP COMING!'

Again...I will be away until tomorrow afternoon. Malk will be handling things from here, but...don't get impatient. It will get taken care of.

[jaysmiter]

Wallflower and dagny sat around dagny’s firepit, angry about something.

“You know, dagny, I’m so sick of IrishEyes getting all of the attention just because she uses her whispering eye as a bargaining tool! It’s not fair.”

“You’re right, wf! We’re good women! We don’t need to be like the town pump. What can we do for them to take us seriously without sleeping around?”

Wallflower pondered the idea for a second…

“Well, other than cooking and cleaning, I’m not really sure what we’re good for, you know?”

“Yeah, I guess you’re right, Wallie. There has to be something. Let’s think, we’re smart! And together, we have approximately 2/3rds of a man’s brain! We can do this!”

“I think we should fight!” Wallflower excitedly suggested.

“What do you mean ‘fight’?” dagny queried.

“Like, fight each other. But not with swords or weapons or anything. We’re not actually going to try and hurt each other. It’ll just be for…entertainment value only.”

“Hmm…but, what will that do, WF?”

“Well, for one, it would show the guys that we were tough, it would show them we were capable of doing other things, and it would make them respect us without being such a harlot.”

“OK…I think I can see that. OH! I have an idea! I think we should do this in as little clothes as possible, to increase our toughness! And maybe, maybe we could set up some kind of pool-like ring and fill it with some kind of liquid, like milk or oil or something.”

“Dagny, you are a GENIUS! Now, let’s make out…”

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Twisted Wrister shot up out of a deep sleep…

“Wow…that dream was so…wow…I know what crayz said…but I need to go and borrow his books…and since he's not there...”

Twisted Wrister climbed out of bed and sheepishly made his way to crayz’s hut…

Spoiler:

TW had a perverted dream and went to crayz’s to…well, let’s leave that be…

19 Villagers remain.

4. mac5155
6. canaan
7. MWB
8. Troy Loney
9. the wicked child
10. Hockeynut! (You are quite emphatic about your name!!!!)
11. Corvidae
12. wallflower
13. Senka
14. Twisted Wrister
15. MikeEnIke
16. dagny
17. tfrizz
19. crayz
21. newarenanow
23. IrishEyes
24. Azkar
25. Zarovich
26. Letang Is The Truth

Spoiler:

Day 1 - thehockeyguru was cleaved in twain by an angry village. (page 2)
Night 2 – Kicksave was lied to, kidnapped, poisoned, paralyzed, and eventually murdered. (page 2)
Day 2 – Relantel was falsely seduced, crotch-kicked, stabbed, and burned to death. (page 8 )
Night 3 – slappybrown was slaughtered by his own battleaxe. (page 9)
Night 3 - count2infinity pooped himself and then was exploded by a lightning bolt. (page 9)
Day 3 – PFiDC was killed hastily by the village. (page 15)
Night 4 – cup keeper was beheaded by an errant lightning bolt (page 16)
Day 4 – shafnutz was stabbed, dragged into the center of town, and impaled before being able to say goodbye to his beautiful family.
Night 5 – There was a lot of partying and feasting! BATTLES AND BROTHERHOOD!!!! And Canaan got peed on after trying to punch a large animal in the face. (page 20)
Day 5 - NPV was cut in half for being quiet and different. (page 25)
Night 6 - Beerman was cut and left to bleed to death while all of his ale was stolen. (page 25)
Night 6 - Redwill was burned to a crisp, leaving some sad and pathetic diary pages as his only remains. (page 25)
Day 6 -
Night 7 - TW had a perverted dream and went to crayz’s to…well, let’s leave that be…

It is now Day 7. 10 votes to slay.

Village, you have until 3pm.

[Kicksave]

best. writeup. ever.

[canaan]

town pump oh em gee

[crayz]

ahh...glad it became day before i went home. So much for people waiting for me to get back from lunch.....

All you just got played for fools by Zaro & TL. Their goal had to be to get me out due to my role and to get the "real seer" out just like Zaro tried in nintendo wars. Luckily, he didn't know all my abilities...

I am a variation of JOAT called "warlock." My abilities were/are investigate, pardon, kill. The pardon is similar to what mayor/governor has done in previous games....so yesterday, I was lucky enough to pardon myself. As for my other powers..I used my investigation on PFIDC before he came out. The vote was slowly going his way without m y input, and that is when TL came out, and I actually believed him at first, but then it got fishy..so i've been holding off on votes towards him. Today Zaro sealed it when he came out with me as "Darkness."

Sorry zaro, nice try though !

slay zaro

oh and, based on my estimations from previous games...30 people tends to be 6-8 baddies...so if we get pfidc & TL we have half way there and in great shape.

to the real seer: I assume based on the way I play, you have investigated me and hopefully last night zaro - I hope you don't have to back me up and can keep yourself safe.

[dagny]

wtf?

It's ok jays... sometimes, playing dumb is invaluable in using one's feminine wiles. You're so much more malleable when you think we're helpless

[Zarovich]

slay crayz

I found the Angel last night. I won't say who they are obviously....

[crayz]

oh and for the record...yesterday before zaro came out, we had I think 9/10 votes on TL...I could have easily ended the day on TL by being the 10th vote and moving on....but i didn't. I actually still believed him to an extent, on my part for not finishing him off. On the plus side, it got Zaro to come out.

[Zarovich]

I actually don't get any info when I find reds except that they are infected by The Darkness.

I didn't know PFiDC was the rouge/double voter and I don't know what crayz official role is. Just that they have The Darkness.

[mac5155]

crayz, i assume you have yet to use your kill??

i really want to be a JOAT once ;(

[Troy Loney]

slay crayz

zarovich is the seer.

crayz is full of it.

[mac5155]

so does this game have 13 seers?

[canaan]

yeah, i dont think i buy that crayz is the JOAT and is convinced that someone is a baddy, but never used the kill. that doesn't add up to me.

slay crayz

[Troy Loney]

did you notice how the darkness killed a player that was killed by myself and zarovich?

[Zarovich]

Troy had 6 votes when I came out. He was hardly on the brink.

[Troy Loney]

did you notice how the darkness killed a player that was killed by myself and zarovich?

i mean a player (tw) that was cleared by me and zarovich.

[mac5155]

did you notice how the darkness killed a player that was killed by myself and zarovich?

i mean a player (tw) that was cleared by me and zarovich.

is TW dead?

[canaan]

did you notice how the darkness killed a player that was killed by myself and zarovich?

i mean a player (tw) that was cleared by me and zarovich.

tw wasnt killed

[crayz]

yeah, i dont think i buy that crayz is the JOAT and is convinced that someone is a baddy, but never used the kill. that doesn't add up to me.

slay crayz

I couldn't use the kill...i had just investigated him. I said I didn't push the vote against him...

[MikeEnIke]

I are so confused

[Zarovich]

Nobody died last night.

[mac5155]

there goes troy, making stuff up again.