*** JELLYFISH INVASION I GAME THREAD ***

[bhaw]

The sun hung high in the village on day 4. It was one of those days that never seemed to end. The travelers must have been delirious because very few of them made sense and no one seemed to be able to make a decision.

Alas, there sat Zarovich. Poor, quiet Zarovich. He just sat there and laughed as the travelers accused everyone and their moms and their moms' moms of being a jellyfish. So the village turned on him. They cast out the Net O Death and pushed a new button. The net wheeled Zarovich in then out popped a 20 foot mallet. It came down with a thunderous whack splashing blood and remains all over the exhausted travelers. They searched the carnage for signs of jelly... none. Zarovich, a regular traveler was dead.

Just as the village thought they could finally go to bed, the bomb sirens started to go off. Up out of the weeds a streak shot out into the sky. It was a missile! A jelly seeking missile... only, the angry gods mods had redirected it. I shot through the resort at break neck speed and right into a traveler's gut. It exploded on contact and the only thing remaining were the sizzling sneakers of malkamaniac, a regular tourist.

Then, as the travelers finally settled to bed, the clouds opened and 3 loud voices crack down from above:
"Ich trinke das Bier und beschmutze mich!" said TWC
"Paranormal State and The Hurt Locker are coming to get you!" said Corvidae
"Don't break the rules!" yelled bhaw

All those who break the rules will face a gruesome death, a drunken german rambling from TWC, the wrath of Corvidae's guns, and a stern lecture from bhaw... malkamaniac was an example.

It's now NIGHT 5
There are 25 Travelers Left:

Azkar
beerman
canaan
crayz
cup keeper
dagny
Hockeynut!
Irish Eyes
jaysmiter
Juice
jwienand
Kicksave
Letang Is The Truth
mac5155
MWB
npv708
Pavel Bure
PensFanInDC
relantel
shafnutz05
slappybrown
tfrizz
thehockeyguru
Twisted Wrister
wallflower


Stinky Rotting Corpses
Troy Loney, a Regular Traveler, was stung and dragged to the depths on Night 1
penscup, a Regular traveler, was vaporized on Day 1 by the resort
Senka, the Inebriated Hobo, was blinded and dragged out the sea on Night 2
count2infinity, the Regular Traveler, found a package and dropped dead again on Night 2
NAN, Maggie The Monkey, was detailed and dragged to the depths on Night 3
sdm5055, a Regular Traveler, was netted tortured, and ultimately impaled on Night 4
red will, a Regular Traveler, was beheaded and dragged to the depths on Night 4
zarovich, a regular traveler was smooshed on Day 4
malkamaniac, a regular traveler was struck down by the mods on Day 4

RPs, send your PMs to ALL THREE MODS!

[slappybrown]

modpwned

[relantel]

Well that worked well. Sorry, Zaro.

[Corvidae]

***Announcement***

RPs will have until 9:00AM tomorrow.

The next Day will start in a new thread entitled *** JELLYFISH INVASION I GAME THREAD 2 ***

It will also include a brief summary of past events.

[crayz]

Zarovich, a regular traveler was dead.

malkamaniac, a regular tourist.

[Corvidae]

Zarovich, a regular traveler was dead.

malkamaniac, a regular tourist.

There're prose and cons for having more than one mods. Pro, you get your writeups very fast, and con, sometimes what would normally be considered inconsequential details are not in sync. With that said, most of the today was brought on by yourselves.

[bhaw]

Normal, powerless players are always blue... if anyone was more than just a normie, they'd be a different color besides blue.

[Twisted Wrister]

i want a sweet death.

[Malkamaniac]

Sorry again about my error. Good luck village.

[crayz]

Zarovich, a regular traveler was dead.

malkamaniac, a regular tourist.

There're prose and cons for having more than one mods. Pro, you get your writeups very fast, and con, sometimes what would normally be considered inconsequential details are not in sync. With that said, most of the today was brought on by yourselves.

believe me...i'm not complaining. I've enjoyed the game and write-ups so far. The only ones to blame for today are ourselves. Frustrating as it was at times, it was still fun...

[relantel]

believe me...i'm not complaining. I've enjoyed the game and write-ups so far. The only ones to blame for today are ourselves. Frustrating as it was at times, it was still fun...

You were on the brink at one point during the day, one vote short of majority before people started backing off... Did you think you were a goner?

[crayz]

believe me...i'm not complaining. I've enjoyed the game and write-ups so far. The only ones to blame for today are ourselves. Frustrating as it was at times, it was still fun...

You were on the brink at one point during the day, one vote short of majority before people started backing off... Did you think you were a goner?

uh..yeah

[dagny]

I'm back to believing crayz. I'm still of the opinion that one of dagny or crayz is bad. With what crayz said it's harder to find fault with him. Dagny comes on, throws out three names that she's suspicious of without giving reason and puts a vote in for crayz partly "In the interest of getting a vote in this day phase." Why not push for one of the people that you have more suspicion of, even if it's just to say why they are suspicious.

I didn't have time, as indicated by "I have to leave for work in a few minutes". I figured that was pretty self explanatory. I'm home now. Catching up.

[Zarovich]

good luck.

[Hockeynut!]

Sorry, Zaro. I wish you'd have been around to defend yourself.

[Zarovich]

And add to the mass chaos? No thanks

[jwienand]

Leaving work, hopefully no craziness by the time I get home...

[Corvidae]

Writeup coming... but it will be in another thread.

[dagny]

Just got to the write up.

If I don't make it through the night, pay attention to my last suspicions.

Hockeynut is number one. Even after Azkar cleared me, he pushed hard for a vote for me.

[slappybrown]

Writeup coming... but it will be in another thread.

[Corvidae]

Traveling Tourist's Log, January 14, 2010

There's so much in the world that I don't feel safe anymore! I even had to start a new page in my diary.

Someone is opening and passing around packages. When people open them, strange things happen!

Also, the dead can speak to us. Every Night they get to send messages to the god-mods, and one of them is randomly posted during the day. It's so scary to think that the dead are watching us. They could even be dead Jellyfish, if we'd actually Net one.

It seems that more than one person has a Seashell Buddy. I thought I was special! I feel used. I don't even know if I can trust my Seashell Buddy. I don't even know if I can trust anyone.

Am I a Traveler? Am I a Tourist? Well, I traveled to get here, but I'm also touring. I'm a Traveling Tourist!

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Last Night, I went to get some ice and found Juice's decapitated head! I put his eyeball in my Bahama Mama, cause that's how I role, but it was terrifying to know that there's still Jellyfish out there murdering innocent people. He was a Traveling Tourist, just like me.

Later, I heard some commotion coming from below my balcony. I stepped out to see what was going on and found SpongeBob strangling dagny! He snapped her neck and danced with her corpse in the moonlight, humming a Chopin nocturne. I thought he was a children's cartoon character! I went into her room, you know, to take her money and sweatpants, and I found her diary. It says that she was The NAN, and would have had the ability to take votes away from an innocent player. I even found some Maggie the Monkey droppings in her shoes. Were the two of them communicating? I'm still stealing her shoes to pawn for more Bahama mamas.

Well, I'm going to head to the beach to skulk around from some hot Grandmas. It looks like a nice day outside. Wait, is that count2infinity doing naked yoga with those seniors?! Holy crap!!! That package must not have really killed him! Good thing we didn't care enough to actually bury him (though I was gonna harvest his organs but played volleyball instead). Should have probably dropped him off at the hospital, though.
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It's now DAY 5
There are 24 Traveling Tourists Left:

Azkar
beerman
canaan
count2infinity
crayz
cup keeper
Hockeynut!
Irish Eyes
jaysmiter
jwienand
Kicksave
Letang Is The Truth
mac5155
MWB
npv708
Pavel Bure
PensFanInDC
relantel
shafnutz05
slappybrown
tfrizz
thehockeyguru
Twisted Wrister
wallflower


Stinky Rotting Corpses
Troy Loney, a Regular Traveling Tourist, was stung and dragged to the depths on Night 1
penscup, a Regular Traveling Tourist, was vaporized on Day 1 by the resort
Senka, the Inebriated Hobo, was blinded and dragged out the sea on Night 2
count2infinity, the Regular Traveling Tourist, found a package and dropped dead again on Night 2
NAN, Maggie the Monkey, was detailed and dragged to the depths on Night 3
sdm5055, a Regular Traveling Tourist, was netted, tortured, and ultimately impaled by the SpongeBob on Night 4
redwill, a Regular Traveling Tourist, was beheaded and dragged to the depths on Night 4
Zarovich, a Regular Traveling Tourist was smooshed on Day 4
Malkamaniac, a Traveling Tourist was struck down by the mods on Day 4
Juice, a Traveling Tourist, was decapitated and left in the ice machine on Night 5
dagny, the NAN, had her neck snapped and waltz in the moonlight with a vengeful SpongeBob on Night 5

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13 Votes to NET!

Deadline is 1:00 PM

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Previous Writeups:

Part 1
- Prelude/Start Night 1
- End Night 1/Start Day 1
- End Day 1/Start Night 2
- End Night 2/Start Day 1 (Part 2)
- End Day 1 (Part 2)/Start Night 2 (Part 2)
- End Night 2 (Part 2)/Start Night 3
- End Night 3/Start Day 3
- End Day 3/Start Night 4
- End Night 4/Start Day 4
- End Day 4/Start Night 5
- End Night 5/Start Day 5

Part 2
- End Day 5/Start Day 6
- End Day 6/Start Night 7
- End Night 7/Start Day 7
- End Day 7/Start Night 8

Edit: Fixed link labels.
Edit: Re-fixed and updated labels.

[Twisted Wrister]

[slappybrown]

FIRSTIES!

[Corvidae]

No more posting in here now. Move along to Part 2.

[slappybrown]

C2I's role is hilarious.