Hollywood Wars: Game Thread

[Troy Loney]

writeup coming?

[Zarovich]

looks at location...

[newarenanow]

Am I still alive?

[crayz]

Errrr just woke up...gotta get to work then I can do a write up, unless c2i or beerman get on first.

[Zarovich]

Am I still alive?

Well, you were missing from a small plane crash and everyone thought you died.

Turns out, you were in a small mountain village, suffering from amnesia. I think your memory is coming back now.

[crayz]

bah screw it...write up coming

[Zarovich]

bah screw it...write up coming

That's the spirit

[crayz]

With Hollywood under attack, the Actors looked towards their bodyguard for safety. The only problem is, they weren’t quite sure who the bodyguard was. They knew someone was out there trying to protect them, but they didn’t know who!

As Day 3 came to an end, the Actors were very upset with the antics of Jack Slater. “Last Action Hero??? More like Last Action Bum,” yelled Desmond Hume. Slater replied, “Folks please…before you tell me to leave Hollywood, there is something I must say! It is I, Jack Slater, who has been your protector! I am your bodyguard!” With this, Slater began to break out in song to Paul Simon's hit song:

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Ted Striker yelled from the crowd, “Kevin Costner you are not…we’d rather take our chances without you! Why don’t you go to politics where your lies will make you look like a hero!”

With that, The Ripper showed up and finally got his revenge on Jack Slater. Jack Slater, got deaded.

Spoiler:

Jack Slater, Bodyguard of Hollywood <Angel> has been killed by

Elsewhere in the city, the Actor from the previous night flipped close the last page of the manual. His training has been completed. He closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, and turns on “Holding Out For A Hero” by Bonnie Tyler. He is ready.

It is now night...you know what to do!

[Malkamaniac]

Thanks for the fun guys, take care of it village!

[crayz]

Thanks for the fun guys, take care of it village!

Thank you Malka! I never thought i'd be able to post a Paul Simon vidoe on LGP....you gave me that opportunity!

[Kicksave]

[Corvidae]

[crayz]

Spoiler:

and no, no write-up yet

[Troy Loney]

Spoiler:

and no, no write-up yet

ssshhh

[beerman]

write up coming

Spoiler:

seriously

Spoiler:

[npv708]

Spoiler:

[Malkamaniac]

Spoiler:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[beerman]

Hollywood was buzzing on Night 4, the first episode of the new season of NCIS had just been taped. Ziva David and Leroy Jethro Gibbs are in their trailer arguing over who nailed their lines better.

Then comes a knock on the door, it’s just the fashion designer to pick up the wardrobes. Upon her arrival Gibbs leaves to go sneak into the Boyz II Men concert at the Staples Center.

The rest of the actors show up to congratulate Ziva on her performance, only when they open up the door to her trailer they find that

Spoiler:

Ziva David – Hollywood actor is dead

On the other side of town, Gibbs is running through the hidden passages underneath the Staples Center to get as close to Boyz II Men as possible. He’s within sight of the group when, the town’s newly trained hero cuts him off and tests out his new AK.

The town forgets about the death of Ziva quickly as the news spreads that

Spoiler:

Leroy Jethro Gibbs – Boy band Stalker lays dead

1 PFIDC <Jay>
2 THG <Hans Gruber>Killed day 1
3 NPV <Ted Striker>
4 Tfrizz <Silent Bob>
5 Troy Loney <Turkish>
6 Malka <Jack Slater >Killed day 3
7 Kicksave <Leroy Jethro Gibbs>killed night 4
8 Pavel Bure <Tyler Durden> Killed night 1
9 Slappybrown <Michael Corleone>
10 canaan <paul atreides>killed night 3
11 shafnutz <Casey Ryback>
12 sdm <vanilla ICE>
13 redwill <"Red" Will Danaher>Killed day 2
14 MWB <Paulie Walnuts>
15 Azkar <Doctor House>
16 mac <Ron burgundy>
17 bhaw <Tom Cruise >
18 Zarovich <James Bond>
19 Jaysmiter <Conan - i think?>
20 Corvidae <Lorax>
21 Senka <Desmond Hume>
22 Dagny <Ziva David>killed night 4
23 Dan H <Rick Blaine>
24 Cup Keeper <Frank Castle>
25 Twisted Wrister <keanu Reeves>
26 newarenanow <Darren McCord>

10 Votes to fire

[npv708]

[Troy Loney]

awesomeness...

[beerman]

that's amazing

[npv708]

If this ain't alright, I don't see why it wouldn't be, but if it isn't feel free to mod-own it...

[jaysmiter]

I'll take one for one any day...

So...what now?

Pfidc and kicksave both seemed really gung ho to get rid of malks...and one was a bad guy...

[tfrizz]

Somehow I always envisioned Kicksave as a boy band stalker

[Senka]

is it day now?