Hollywood was growing angrier by the minute over land disputes amongst the community. They decided to take umbrage against one loud mouthed land owner.
As they charged the front door at the house of “Red” Will Danaher, he replied “if you’ve come for supper you’re late.” Now upset at both missing dinner and their distaste for Red Will in general the mob surrounded him and demanded leftovers and booze.
“I’ll let you buy me a drink at your wake!” said Red Will while laughing. Unamused the town closed in for the kill, after finishing him off once and for all they decided to raid the liquor cabinets and steal his wallet so they could go get the dinner they missed.
As they made off with their loot they found a card taped to a bottle of Jack that read
1 PFIDC <Jay>
2 THG <Hans Gruber>Killed day 1
3 NPV <Ted Striker>
4 Tfrizz <Silent Bob>
5 Troy Loney <Turkish>
6 Malka <Jack Slater >
7 Kicksave <Leroy Jethro Gibbs>
8 Pavel Bure <Tyler Durden>Killed night 1
9 Slappybrown <Michael Corleone>
10 canaan <paul atreides>
11 shafnutz <Casey Ryback>
12 sdm <vanilla ICE>
13 redwill <"Red" Will Danaher>Killed day 2
14 MWB <Paulie Walnuts>
15 Azkar <Doctor House>
16 mac <Ron burgundy>
17 bhaw <Tom Cruise >
18 Zarovich <James Bond>
19 Jaysmiter <Conan - i think?>
20 Corvidae <Lorax>
21 Senka <Desmond Hume>
22 Dagny <Ziva David>
23 Dan H <Rick Blaine>
24 Cup Keeper <Frank Castle>
25 Twisted Wrister <keanu Reeves>
26 newarenanow <Darren McCord>
It is now night time, RP's send in your PMs to myself, crayz and c2i. STFU!