NHL WARS I GAME THREAD

[count2infinity]

and at the same time....

[shafnutz05]

I am waiting to go get lunch to see the writeup...............

[count2infinity]

i'm hoping it comes in the next couple minutes before my next class gets here...lol

[Malkamaniac]

Are we locking till Monday after this next night phase?

[crayz]

writing an essay?

[shafnutz05]

:impatient:

[count2infinity]

bah...i'll have to wait to see if i was right... next class is starting.

[slappybrown]

[shafnutz05]

Less more

[slappybrown]

Canaan is doing this write up so you guys will have to wait patiently.

[Troy Loney]

Canaan is doing this write up so you guys will have to wait patiently.

uhmm....does canaan know this?

[shafnutz05]

lol.....while we are waiting, great gift idea for any kids in your family: Retails for $45, you can get it for $11:

http://woot.com/

[tfrizz]

Are we locking till Monday after this next night phase?

Is that normal practice? My first WARS game, so I don't know the typical drill. It'd work great for me though, since I'm heading out of town for a couple days after work.

[canaan]

write-up coming. chicka-chicka-check back soon

[shafnutz05]

tfrizz I just noticed you were from Fredericton. Back in 2001, my Dad took me up there for a week. We stayed in Alma for most of the week, but ventured out to several locations (including Saint John's and Shediac). I cannot believe how warm the water is in Shediac, but look out for the jellyfish!

[slappybrown]

Canaan is doing this write up so you guys will have to wait patiently.

uhmm....does canaan know this?

Indeed he does.

[tfrizz]

tfrizz I just noticed you were from Fredericton. Back in 2001, my Dad took me up there for a week. We stayed in Alma for most of the week, but ventured out to several locations (including Saint John's and Shediac). I cannot believe how warm the water is in Shediac, but look out for the jellyfish!

Cool. Saint John isn't much to write home about, but the beaches around the Shediac/Cap-Pele area are fantastic. Haven't been to them in a while. There is definitely some beautiful scenery around here though. How did you enjoy the trip?

[beerman]

And beerman, wtf, dude? I thought we were pals??

sorry we can still be pals though

[shafnutz05]

Cool. Saint John isn't much to write home about, but the beaches around the Shediac/Cap-Pele area are fantastic. Haven't been to them in a while. There is definitely some beautiful scenery around here though. How did you enjoy the trip?

Loved it....the tidal changes in the bay are absolutely impossible to believe. Should have made a trip over to Nova Scotia, but didn't have the time.

[PensFanInDC]

No word from THG since the final vote talley....

[Troy Loney]

THG - 9 (Pfidc, shaf, troy, kicksave, beerman, malks, tfrizz, irisheyes, sdm)
redwill - 1 (THG)
count2 - 1 (cupkeeper)
IrishEyes - 1 (MWB)
cupkeeper - 1 (count2)

LIMIT REACHED WRITEUP COMING

almost an hour ago

[count2infinity]

this better be an amazing write-up

[canaan]

Day 4

After very little a butt ton of deliberation, the superstars of Buttmanville have gotten together to trim the fat off of their club. Dino Ciccarelli, a veteran of 19 NHL years, lasted only 4 days under Buttman's reign. Let's review his career numbers:

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1980–81 	Minnesota North Stars 	NHL 	32 	18 	12 	30 	29 	19 	14 	7 	21 	25
1981–82 	Minnesota North Stars 	NHL 	76 	55 	51 	106 	138 	4 	3 	1 	4 	2
1982–83 	Minnesota North Stars 	NHL 	77 	37 	38 	75 	94 	9 	4 	6 	10 	11
1983–84 	Minnesota North Stars 	NHL 	79 	38 	33 	71 	58 	16 	4 	5 	9 	27
1984–85 	Minnesota North Stars 	NHL 	51 	15 	17 	32 	41 	9 	3 	3 	6 	8
1985–86 	Minnesota North Stars 	NHL 	75 	44 	45 	89 	51 	5 	0 	1 	1 	6
1986–87 	Minnesota North Stars 	NHL 	80 	52 	51 	103 	88 	— 	— 	— 	— 	—
1987–88 	Minnesota North Stars 	NHL 	67 	41 	45 	86 	79 	— 	— 	— 	— 	—
1988–89 	Minnesota North Stars 	NHL 	65 	32 	27 	59 	64 	— 	— 	— 	— 	—
1988–89 	Washington Capitals 	  NHL 	11 	12 	3 	15 	12 	6 	3 	3 	6 	12
1989–90 	Washington Capitals 	  NHL 	80 	41 	38 	79 	122 	8 	8 	3 	11 	6
1990–91 	Washington Capitals 	  NHL 	54 	21 	18 	39 	66 	11 	5 	4 	9 	22
1991–92 	Washington Capitals 	  NHL 	78 	38 	38 	76 	78 	7 	5 	4 	9 	14
1992–93 	Detroit Red Wings 	    NHL 	82 	41 	56 	97 	81 	7 	4 	2 	6 	16
1993–94 	Detroit Red Wings 	    NHL 	66 	28 	29 	57 	73 	7 	5 	2 	7 	14
1994–95 	Detroit Red Wings 	    NHL 	42 	16 	27 	43 	39 	16 	9 	2 	11 	22
1995–96 	Detroit Red Wings 	    NHL 	64 	22 	21 	43 	99 	17 	6 	2 	8 	26
1996–97 	Tampa Bay Lightning 	  NHL 	77 	35 	25 	60 	116 	— 	— 	— 	— 	—
1997–98 	Tampa Bay Lightning 	  NHL 	34 	11 	6 	17 	42 	— 	— 	— 	— 	—
1997–98 	Florida Panthers 	     NHL 	28 	5 	11 	16 	28 	— 	— 	— 	— 	—
1998–99 	Florida Panthers 	     NHL 	14 	6 	1 	7 	27 	— 	— 	— 	— 	—
2009       Buttmanville             LGP    4

Co-commissioner Beukeboom: Some may say that Dino played with an edge. Some may say he was a goon on the ice. Some may say he was a superstar. In the eyes of LGP Commissioner Mario Lemieux and co-commisioners Robert Dome and myself, Dino Ciccarelli was a...[interrupted]

We break away to a press conference with recently released player, Dino Ciccarelli

reporter: Dino, how do you feel about the club's decision to waive you?



reporter: Is that a 'no comment' ?



reporter: okay. moving on. What are your plans from here on out?



reporter: what's the point of the press conference if you're not gonna answer any questions?



reporter: jagoff.



[end of press conference]

Co-commissioner Beukeboom: ...jagoff. As I was saying, Dino Ciccarelli's role with this club was a

Spoiler:

Superstar

...albeit a confusing one.



Still alive in BUTTMANVILLE:

1. Beerman - Rico Fata
2. Shafnutz - Bob Errey
3. Pavel Bure(killed night 3)
4. Troy Loney
5. Cup Keeper - Don Cherry
6. crayz - Ogie Ogilthorpe (killed night 2)
7. dagny - Jaromir Jagr (killed night 1)
8. Malkamaniac - Marty Straka
9. sdm5055 - Steve McKenna
10. mac5155 - Joe Dziedzic
11. MWB - Jiri Slegr
12. Zarovich - Marian Hossa
13. Redwill - Joey Mullen
14. Azkar - Pierre McGuire (waived by the village day 2)
15. Senka - Ryan Whitney (waived by the village day 3)
16. count2infinity - Eddie Olczyk
17. npv708 - Charlie Conway (killed night 3)
18. Juice - Michael Peca (killed night 1)
19. JS(c) - Gary Roberts (killed night 4)
20. Kicksave - Chris Bourque
21. Hockeyguru - Dino Ciccarelli (waived by the village day 4)
22. jaysmiter - Wojtek Wolski
23. tfrizz - Joe Sakic
24. PFiDC - Ian Moran
25. IrishEyes - Superstar Max Talbot
26. jwienand - Scott Hartnell (waived by the village day 1)

It is now Night 5. RPS send your info to myself, nan, and slappy...and make it snappy, buttmunchers.






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[tfrizz]

Co-commissioner Beukeboom: ...jagoff. As I was saying, Dino Ciccarelli's role with this club was a

Spoiler:

Superstar

Well that puts a dent in the whole "knowing something about redwill" theory... guess its back to page 1

[thehockeyguru]

Just got back from lunch, ouch. Good Luck all!