** SLUG WARZ III - GAME THREAD **

[MWB]

Since this vote is done and I'm probably finished to, I've gotta say that being the seer has been the most fun. Really a different angle on the game. As it went on I tried to come out more strongly in favor of certain people to leave clues in case I did get killed at night. Definitely tried to walk a fine line though.

Great job not taking any of the bait they kept throwing at you to expose yourself...and even though i don't agree with you having investigated me...it's definitely for the better..

I only did it because of the pavel thing when he came out with you and cupkeeper being the leading vote getters. Otherwise I don't think I would have.

[mac5155]

I still think the way I see it as, losing a quiet player at the end of the game is fine.

I posted a lot as the bird last game and I still had the quiet moniker. It's impossible to get rid of. I hope I am the angel/sexta next game and I will post with reckless abandon and get salted for not playing my usual way lol

have you ever been a regular villager? lol

[Malkamaniac]

I still think the way I see it as, losing a quiet player at the end of the game is fine.

I posted a lot as the bird last game and I still had the quiet moniker. It's impossible to get rid of. I hope I am the angel/sexta next game and I will post with reckless abandon and get salted for not playing my usual way lol

I remember last game. This game is different, it wasn't to be of any offense. I was just stating that at the end of the game it's beneficial to know all boundaries. No offense

[newarenanow]

I still think the way I see it as, losing a quiet player at the end of the game is fine.

I posted a lot as the bird last game and I still had the quiet moniker. It's impossible to get rid of. I hope I am the angel/sexta next game and I will post with reckless abandon and get salted for not playing my usual way lol

The angel is the best. You are pretty much invincible if you want to be.

[Troy Loney]

I still think the way I see it as, losing a quiet player at the end of the game is fine.

I posted a lot as the bird last game and I still had the quiet moniker. It's impossible to get rid of. I hope I am the angel/sexta next game and I will post with reckless abandon and get salted for not playing my usual way lol

have you ever been a regular villager? lol

he usually is...and he usually ends up getting salted for lack of participation...i can't ever remember him being killed by the slugs/wolves outside of when he was the bird.

Zaro...you pay the price for not being one of us that hangs around here all day...

[Malkamaniac]

Zaro...you pay the price for not being one of us that hangs around here all day...

ding ding

[beerman]

holy crap people I go to a meeting, get stopped on my way back to my desk to take care of a few other things and 8 freaking pages lol

good work mwb, I started wondering if you were the seer when you were defending me by saying I had work earlier in the game. Just didn't seem like something somebody would've done had they not known a little more.

[Senka]

lol keep the fingers crossedd

[Letang Is The Truth]

for the record, i dont wanna mess this up, we are salting zaro?

[crayz]

longest write-up ever........

or i'm just anxious to find out about zaro. hope i didn't push hard for no reason

[crayz]

for the record, i dont wanna mess this up, we are salting zaro?

ha, yes we are salting the alpha, Zaro

[beerman]

longest write-up ever........

or i'm just anxious to find out about zaro. hope i didn't push hard for no reason

sorry for pushing for you dude, you just seemed really sluggy

[crayz]

longest write-up ever........

or i'm just anxious to find out about zaro. hope i didn't push hard for no reason

sorry for pushing for you dude, you just seemed really sluggy

that's the fun of the game....I'm gonna be a lot more sorry of zaro isn't a slug

[beerman]

longest write-up ever........

or i'm just anxious to find out about zaro. hope i didn't push hard for no reason

sorry for pushing for you dude, you just seemed really sluggy

that's the fun of the game....I'm gonna be a lot more sorry of zaro isn't a slug

yeah then I'll just salt you for being wrong

[Troy Loney]

OMG LITT....freakin' finish the writeup!!!

[mac5155]

lol COME ON ROOKIE

[beerman]

This writeup better be damn good as long as it's taking

[mac5155]

wonder if he knows to quote an old writeup

[Zarovich]

This writeup better be damn good as long as it's taking

I better get a good one!

[beerman]

wonder if he knows to quote an old writeup

you should send him your pm of who you're gonna eat now that way he can do two at once

[newarenanow]

redwill be back by the time this one is done.

[Letang Is The Truth]

Day ? is over in the garden.

Off stage, mod puts down his xbox360 controller and steps to the garden

Scene is gardenlike, garden dwellers are anxious and everyone is atwitter with excitement as the scene is drawing to a close

Villager 1: I daresay this is a glorious day!

Villager 2: Most certainly sir! I would enjoy a nice glass of cocoa while sitting on my porch playing tiddlywinks with the other villagers today.

V1: That does sound quite enjoyable, shall we invite the other villagers as well?

V2: Most certainly, chap! Be cautious not to summon those silly, slimey slugs though. They are most uncouth.

V1: Of course!

V1 exits stage left. V2 remains on stage enjoying cocoa and honing his tiddlywink skills for the coming match.... Several minutes pass, V1 returns with several villagers in tow

V1: My dear friend, we have returned and look how many fellows (and maiden!) I have found for our event today.

V2: This should be most exciting... Everyone gather round.... Is everyone familiar with the rules... No? Okay well use the squidger to pop your winks onto an opponents winks or into the cup!

Villagers nod in agreement

The action is very intense, and several villagers begin going after other villagers until...

V1: WAIT A MINUTE@@@!!!!@!@ OMG WHO INVITED ZAROVICH THE SLUG

V2: WHAT?!!? A SLUG?! ON MY PORCH!!?

All order and chaos was lost as the villagers surrounded zarovich. Several villagers began pulling at the antennae on top of his head. Others began peeling the slimy flesh off of his spineless back... "Sevres you right for not being on the board 24/7 NOOB!" As several villagers began to pull at chunks of the slug, one slug had a brilliant idea!

Villager 3: Let us put the slug into our blendtec blender... Will it blend??

The slug was placed into the blender... and much to the villages surprise, the slug broke through hopper of the blender and started going on a rampage attacking other villagers

V1: This sure looks like the alpha slug!! Could it be?

V2: No, this pathetic slug is just a regular. Although our village can now rest easier with only one slug, albeit the alpha.

V1: What shall we do with this slug we have here though? We should dispose of his mangled body properly as to not allow for resurrection or zombies.

Villager to forefront

Anonymous Villager: **** you slug.

As Anonymous villager is speaking, they step forward and stomp on zarovichs skull and spill his entrails everywhere.... Villager Patrick Kane dressed as black man starts eating slug remains and is heard saying to himself "Finally some peace and quiet... won't you people leave me alone"

End scene... sorry if this sucked lol it was stream of consciousness


The garden of BobDylanIsTheTruth has 10 residents remaining:

- beerman
- Malkamaniac
- slappybrown
- MWB
- Troy Loney
- mac5155
- newarenanow
- dagny
- Senka
- crayz


But in reality there are:

8 regular garden-dwellers
1 Gardener (seer)
1 Alpha Slug


Gone from the garden:

- SolidSnake (the Manduca Sexta), slimed and eaten (eated?) by slugs during Night 1.
- PensFanInDC (the Bird), salted by the garden on Day 1.
- Dan H (a regular garden-dweller), salted unmercifully by the garden on Day 2.
- Letang Is The Truth (a regular garden-dweller), slimed and eaten by slugs during Night 3.
- canaan (a regular garden-dweller), salted by the garden on Day 3.
- shafnutz05 (a regular garden-dweller), slimed and eaten by slugs during Night 4.
- Pavel Bure (a regular slug), salted a bit by the garden on Day 4.
- Juice (a regular garden-dweller), slimed and eaten by slugs during Night 5.
- cup keeper (a regular slug), salted by the garden on Day 5.
- sdm5055 (a regular garden-dweller), slimed and eaten by slugs during Night 6.
- Twisted Wrister (a regular garden-dweller), salted by the garden on Day 6.
- Zarovich (a pathetic regular slug), salted and curb stomped by the garden on Day 7 ( i think these day counts are off?)


Alpha: Whom do you want to recruit or eat?
Gardener: Whom do you want to investigate?

[beerman]

All I saw was RED WOOOOO

[newarenanow]

Damn, didn't get the alpha.

That would have been game set match.

Crap.

[crayz]

AHHHH SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!