Im terrible at writeups. lol i usually write them and rewrite them. I had one for nighttime ready, and I just couldnt put anything together for daytime in like 3 mins. (fail). but if PM's roll in and everyone responds, im sure ill throw mine in today before the end of work.
The village, unmoved yesterday, by the cries of the man without a pie chart, see a glimmer of hope after the bird did what they would not.
That glimmer sets on a villager, who knows his time is almost up. As the villager packs up, in an attempt to flee, his kneecaps are shot out by one villager. Another takes aim with crossbow and pins the villager to the wall, with arrows pierced through his shoulders.
The villager cries out, it's not me, it's him!
As the blood pools below him, the villager knows he's toast now.
Each villager, elephant sized syringe in hand, approaches the captive villager and proceeds to inject him with massive doses of NaCl. . . one by one.
The villager slowly begins to cry out in agony. I mean, who wouldn't after being injected with salt?
However, as his skins starts melting from his body, the villager transforms. Twisted Wrister, the Alpha Slug, has been destroyed.
The village cries out in victory, breathes a limited sigh of relief, then heads home to retrieve their helmets, hoping they won't need them the rest of the week.
Slosherville's Population: 10 residents -Azkar (no 'H')
-beerman
-Canaan
-Corvidae
-Jaysmiter (Jays)
-Letang Is The Truth (LITT)
-MWB (MWB)
-neophool
-sdm5055
-Zarovich The latest police report of townfolk shows... 5 regular villagers 1 sexy sexta
1 oversized bird 3 semi-slimers
The police scanner reported... -JoseCuervo salted without lime on his Hello-Ketty bedspread -Troy Loney, swooped up by the talon-happy NOMNOMBIRDIE -cup keeper, the gardener, was made into drunk munchies by the slugs -Kicksave, lead to the salt mines by the disgusted village -the wicked child, sliced to pieces by the slugs' Samurai sword -npv708, salted by the village on christmas eve -SolidSnake, drowned on a banana boat sabotaged by the slugs -dagny blindly killed by the big bad birdie while at work at LGP.com -MikEnIke, salted with double barrel Wendy's salt packets while eating a Baconator. -PensFanInDC, Slugged in the FACE. -redwill - battered to death on the special bus Juice, a lil slooger, drank by the birdie -crayz, killed by asphyxiation in the pirates cove Twisted Wrister, the Alpha Slug, dissolved, from the inside out
New head slug? - whos goin down?
Sexy-ta - Whos stayin here?
Bird. u do not have a nom