** Slug Warz II - GAME THREAD **

[Azkar]

I sent my PMs sooooo...

[dagny]

Amazing how threatening to forfeit the vote gets those PMs in...

Write up coming.

mac? you say you've got one primed... have at it.

[mac5155]

k got it. COMING!

[Letang Is The Truth]

k got it. COMING!

thats what she said

[dagny]

[mac5155]

Now it was seriously crunchtime. The village had no where to go, when like a scene out of the Rescuers, the big bad ORVILLE THE Albatros swoops down and throws the village on his back. They swoop in, and instead of having a huge meal, Orville decides to have a drink. Diving down to get his beverage of choice, he finds JUICE, A LITTLE SLOOGER and gulps him down! AH, VICTORY, IF ONLY TEMPORARY.

While Orville was with the village, the slugs decided to play Madame Medusa, and turn the village orphan into a meal for the evening. Wasting no time, the slugs forced crayz, a regular villager, down into the pirates cave. Miss Bianca couldnt get there in time, and crayz died of asphyxiation. Such a sad story.

Slosherville's Population: 11 residents
-Azkar (no 'H')
-beerman
-Canaan
-Corvidae
-Jaysmiter (Jays)
-Letang Is The Truth (LITT)
-MWB (MWB)
-neophool
-sdm5055
-Twister Wrister (TW)
-Zarovich
The latest police report of townfolk shows...
5 regular villagers
1 sexy sexta
1 oversized bird
1 alphaslugger
3 semi-slimers

The police scanner reported...
-JoseCuervo salted without lime on his Hello-Ketty bedspread
-Troy Loney, swooped up by the talon-happy NOMNOMBIRDIE
-cup keeper, the gardener, was made into drunk munchies by the slugs
-Kicksave, lead to the salt mines by the disgusted village
-the wicked child, sliced to pieces by the slugs' Samurai sword
-npv708, salted by the village on christmas eve
-SolidSnake, drowned on a banana boat sabotaged by the slugs
-dagny blindly killed by the big bad birdie while at work at LGP.com
-MikEnIke, salted with double barrel Wendy's salt packets while eating a Baconator.
-PensFanInDC, Slugged in the FACE.
-redwill - battered to death on the special bus
Juice, a lil slooger, drank by the birdie
-crayz, killed by asphyxiation in the pirates cove


6 votes to salt. try and get a slug!!!

[mac5155]

i hope everyone understands the rescuers movie, my favorite as a lil kid!

[Letang Is The Truth]

hail to the bird! great success!

[beerman]

Thank you to whoever the bird is

[beerman]

hail to the bird! great success!

yeah I've only been begging the village to do that since day 1

[mac5155]

getcha salt on getcha getcha salt on!

that could be a rap song

[Kicksave]

I've been a wolf ONCE since we started this whole thing with WW and then eventually slug wars. Juice seems to be a role player every **** game.

[canaan]

I've been a wolf ONCE since we started this whole thing with WW and then eventually slug wars. Juice seems to be a role player every **** game.

[Senka]

lol i PM'd dagny and come here and Mac is beyond on top of things. blah.

[jaysmiter]

you either didn't believe me mwb or were just protecting your own. Let's find out.

Salt tw.

Color me please.

[Zarovich]

hail to the bird! great success!

yeah I've only been begging the village to do that since day 1

So did redwill for a time. Look at him now.

The slugs ate crayz. He and redwill were the only ones not to vote yesterday.

[mac5155]

FOR JAYS

salt twisted wrister

[Twisted Wrister]

I sent my PMs sooooo...

Bad timing, only 2 minutes before the write up. I think hes the alpha slug.

[Twisted Wrister]

Salt Azkar

[beerman]

I'm between canaan, mwb, or tw for this vote

[sdm5055]

I sent my PMs sooooo...

Bad timing, only 2 minutes before the write up. I think hes the alpha slug.

I doubt the alpha would be that dumb

[canaan]

it kind of makes me sick that i share an office with the dude and wasnt convinced 100% that he was a slug. all his yapping about his supposed list of slugs all week makes me wanna vomit all over myself.

maybe you guys should salt me because im obv a friggin idiot this game.

[Zarovich]

salt twisted wrister


I'm with this one. Let's go village!

[mac5155]

Code: Select all

2 - twisted wrister
1 - azkar

[jaysmiter]

Beerman, I went with you on the juice vote last round, go with me on this tw vote. If you need proof, it's a few back and I'm on a phone, but basically he was all for salting redwill even if he was a villager, just because he was quiet and not going to be around. Even after I explained to him that salting a villager could almost put us in checkmate he was unwavering. I'm almost 100% he is a slug.