*** SLUG WARS I GAME THREAD ***

[canaan]

And, seriously, you guys - it's wallflower. No capital letters in there, por favor.

look on the sunny side of things, at least you were the 3400th post of the thread

[wallflower]

Mods? I ate my applesauce, now I'm bored waiting.

[Dan H]

Smiter rocks the pie chart!
I'd need to bring integral calculus into this somehow to top that.

[the wicked child]

insert GET ON WITH IT! Scene from the Holy Grail here

[jwienand]

And, seriously, you guys - it's wallflower. No capital letters in there, por favor.

Don't complain about how people write your name... You'll never live it down

[wallflower]

And, seriously, you guys - it's wallflower. No capital letters in there, por favor.

Don't complain about how people write your name... You'll never live it down

Excellent point, jwei.

[beerman]

And, seriously, you guys - it's wallflower. No capital letters in there, por favor.

Don't complain about how people write your name... You'll never live it down

haha yeah, 90% of the time people put mine down as Beerman, but I learned from you jwei to not say anything

[mac5155]

comeon!!!

[mac5155]

i dont remember posting that lol

[the wicked child]

Wake Up mods!

[newarenanow]

writeup coming

[Dan H]

salt NAN

[bhaw]

write up coming (nan, you aren't doing it, are you?)

[wallflower]

salt NAN

Yes. First posthumous salting ever. salt NAN.

[mac5155]

slugulus

[newarenanow]

write up coming (nan, you aren't doing it, are you?)

No. I was bored and just fing around. I'll go back to being dead.

[Troy Loney]

write up coming (nan, you aren't doing it, are you?)

No. I was bored and just fing around. I'll go back to being dead.

you suck at being dead

[bhaw]

Poor wallflower... sitting home sick. She never even noticed the angry mob outside her door. They were accusing her of being a slug and she had been cooped up inside her house the entire time. As she shivered in here Lazy Boy with a blanked wrapped around her and drinking some chicken soup, the mob bashed down her door.

She knew it was her time. The mob inched closer in fear she would turn into a slug and go ape *charcoal* on them all. wallflower just sat there, staring at her family portrait. Then a villager lunged at her and threw a burlap sack over her. They dumped in bag after bag of salt then threw her into the fire!

As they all watched in anticipation, they noticed the family portrait. MWB, Irish Eyes, Juice, Troy Loney, and Letang is the Truth were all smiling. That's when they knew it!

wallflower, the alpha slug was now dead.

Only one slug remained and a shocking secret was about to be unleashed unto the village.

Village of Shortbusistan, Night 14
There are 10 Villagers Left:


canaan
Dan H
jaysmiter
jwienand
mac5155
PensFanInDC
Senka
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child


Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister, the regular villager, was salted by the village, then exploded on Day 1
MikeEnIke, the regular villager, was lynched, salted, and mummified by the village on Day 2
newarenanow, the regular villager, was devoured by the Slugs on Night 3
cup keeper, the regular villager, is still screaming after being beaten by the village on Day 3
beerman, the gardener, was consumed whole by the Slugs on Night 4 while sleeping with his hoe
slappybrown, the regular villager, was turned into bird vomit by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 4
shafnutz, the regular villager, was saltwaterboarded to death by the Village HR department on Day 4
sdm5055, the regular villager, was decapitated by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 5
Kicksave, the regular villager, choked to death then was eaten by mongooses on Day 5
Zarovich, the regular villager, jumped off a cliff on Day 6
crayz, the regular villager, drowned in a tub of salt water on Day 7
dagny, the regular villager, was absolutely massacred by the Slugs on Night 8
IrishEyes, a Lil' Slooger, was NOMed by a thrilled yet emotionally tortured NOM NOM Bird on Night 8
MWB, a Lil' Slooger, drank himself to death on Day 9
Malkamaniac, a regular villager, was tomahawked by the Slugs on Night 10
LITT, a Lil' Slooger, was squeezed lifeless by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 10
Juice, a Lil' Slooger, was salt cannoned to death by the village on Day 10
Jose Cuervo, a regular villager, was dismembered then drowned on Night 11
Troy Loney, the Mayor AND Lil' Slooger, was [CENSORED] on Day 11
npv708, the regular villager, was gang tackled and eaten by the Slugs and the NOM NOM Bird on Night 12
neophool, a regular villager, was smashed into an ocean rock on Day 12
Pipes Hochuli, a regular villager, was devoured by the Alpha Slug while reading Annabel Lee on Night 13
wallflower, the alpha slug, was salted then burned alive on Day 13

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1 Lil' Sloogers

7 Regular Villagers

1 Manduca Sexta
1 NOM NOM Bird

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Last Lil' Slooger, send me your meal.
Manduca Sexta, who will you protect?
NOM NOM Bird, you have a NOM NOM now.

[Dan H]

WOOOOOOOOOO

[jwienand]

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mac5155]

hey senka

[the wicked child]

Got ya!

[Dan H]

I think Smiter, wherever he is right now - home, work, on his phone on a public bus, whatever - should get up and do a little sack dance.

I guess I had the right idea with neo, but the wrong quiet person.

[wallflower]

My only regret is that I didn't get to devour more of you.

[jaysmiter]

Pie charts are only used for serious business. Boom.