*** SLUG WARS I GAME THREAD ***

Pipes Hochuli · Post by **Pipes Hochuli** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:15 am

<-----baited breath Corv, let's hope its not my last.

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:17 am

It was many and many a year ago,
In a village at LGP,
That a man there lived whom you may know
By the name of Pipes Hochuli;
And this man he lived with no other thought
Than to eat and be eaten by me.

I was a slug and he was a dude,
In a village at LGP;
But I NOMed with a NOM that was more than a NOM
Yes, I ate Pipes Hochuli;
And even the gooey Meduca Sexta
Couldn’t protect him from me.

Village of Shortbusistan, DAY 13
There are 11 Villagers Left:

canaan
Dan H
jaysmiter
jwienand
mac5155
PensFanInDC
Senka
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
wallflower

Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister, the regular villager, was salted by the village, then exploded on Day 1
MikeEnIke, the regular villager, was lynched, salted, and mummified by the village on Day 2
newarenanow, the regular villager, was devoured by the Slugs on Night 3
cup keeper, the regular villager, is still screaming after being beaten by the village on Day 3
beerman, the gardener, was consumed whole by the Slugs on Night 4 while sleeping with his hoe
slappybrown, the regular villager, was turned into bird vomit by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 4
shafnutz, the regular villager, was saltwaterboarded to death by the Village HR department on Day 4
sdm5055, the regular villager, was decapitated by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 5
Kicksave, the regular villager, choked to death then was eaten by mongooses on Day 5
Zarovich, the regular villager, jumped off a cliff on Day 6
crayz, the regular villager, drowned in a tub of salt water on Day 7
dagny, the regular villager, was absolutely massacred by the Slugs on Night 8
IrishEyes, a Lil' Slooger, was NOMed by a thrilled yet emotionally tortured NOM NOM Bird on Night 8
MWB, a Lil' Slooger, drank himself to death on Day 9
Malkamaniac, a regular villager, was tomahawked by the Slugs on Night 10
LITT, a Lil' Slooger, was squeezed lifeless by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 10
Juice, a Lil' Slooger, was salt cannoned to death by the village on Day 10
Jose Cuervo, a regular villager, was dismembered then drowned on Night 11
Troy Loney, the Mayor AND Lil' Slooger, was [CENSORED] on Day 11
npv708, the regular villager, was gang tackled and eaten by the Slugs and the NOM NOM Bird on Night 12
neophool, a regular villager, was smashed into an ocean rock on Day 12
Pipes Hochuli, a regular villager, was devoured by the Alpha Slug while reading Annabel Lee on Night 13

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1 Alpha Slug
1 Lil' Sloogers

7 Regular Villagers

1 Manduca Sexta
1 NOM NOM Bird

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6 Votes to Salt

Time Limit starts at 9:00AM EST!

EDIT: usually spelling fial
EDIT: DAY, not NIGHT fail

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:18 am

Pipes Hochuli wrote:<-----baited breath Corv, let's hope its not my last.

I saw you on the board and I waited in hopes you would show for your death.

Pipes Hochuli · Post by **Pipes Hochuli** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:18 am

<-----good luck fail.

better luck to the village.

Dan H · Post by **Dan H** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:31 am

Well, our role-players are still alive at least. Senka, Canaan, any thoughts? Too tired to think - going to bed.

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:31 am

Im not sure where we should go with this, and im not all about spilling my ideas. I trust 3 of you but i only know of canaan for real. umm canaan -- what you thinkin. essentially you can roll with two names, as we can salt one, and you nom the other. so what ya thinking? Im thinkin more like PFiDC, Errey, DanH, or even Jays. its all very debatable... you're call tonight.

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:34 am

im fresh out of ideers. all i know is BED is upon me, and ill be back at about 9:40am give or take a few mins.

Canaan, i think its important we discuss your nom tonight too, cause the last one didnt really make sense to me... maybe tonight will be better.

it looks like they are taking out all the villagers around us, and making us figure it out on our own. theres 2 slugs in 9 of us. odds are getting better.

jaysmiter · Post by **jaysmiter** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:12 am

Senka,

I really think that you were on to something with Wallflower, and we all switched to the wrong quiet person. She has 30 posts this game, and very few are of any kind of substance. As you will tell by this pie chart:

Even if she is a regular villager, at this point we need to focus on people who are contributing, not people jumping in to say "fail" after we salt someone wrong, claim they have "no ideas this game, it's even more confusing! tee hee", or merely defending themselves. There have been numerous times where we have almost went with a WF vote, only for her to magically appear and it somehow get deflected to someone else. Seriously, search her posts (there are only 30) it's amazing. Just going through everyone remaining, she's the only one that really jumps out at me. I'll be at work all day, and while I can check from my phone, it just makes my day longer and I'm not sure I really want to. With that said...

salt wallflower

jaysmiter · Post by **jaysmiter** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:14 am

Oh, just as a point of clarification...

You can tell the numbers on the pie chart add up to 31. It wouldn't let me do half numbers. In one post she "defended herself" and claimed "she had no ideas" so I really didn't know how to represent that. So, I counted them each as their own post.

Post by **canaan** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:53 am

lol @ pie chart.

Post by **the wicked child** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:35 am

pie chart... lmfao.

Right or wrong, you have just taken slug wars to a whole new level.

Sigh. She'll be pissed at me if we're wrong, but I have had inklings of suspicion... but I am also paranoid of everyone but myself and Senka atm.

I guess another looming concern is that if she turns up red I will get gang tackled faster than Willie Parker trying to hit a hole thanks to our old pal JC. Oh well...

salt wallflower

Post by **PensFanInDC** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:19 am

My suspicions are:

Mac
SolidSnake
WF
Errey

I'll go with salt WF

Post by **the wicked child** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:40 am

Sorry for getting pissy over the neo vote but I didn't think it made sense.

Jwei, errey and wf are all more suspicious than him.

I understand that its tough at this point, but it seemed a poor choice regardless.

My biggest concern is that we take a cavalier attitude and just start salting and end up screwing ourselves.

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:44 am

well id still like to hear from canaan before we go on. i dont disagree here tho. salt WF.

keep yur ears open.

wallflower · Post by **wallflower** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:54 am

LOL. I have a pie chart. That is amazing. (I'm totally saving that image.

)

I said it yesterday and I'll say it again: I totally understand the votes. And, honestly, I figured if I didn't get eaten last night, I would probably get salted today.

(And why would I be angry, twc? It's a game, dude.)

mac5155 · Post by **mac5155** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:56 am

well im not even gonna try to catch up from yesterday. sorry, i was drunk from about 4PM until 2am last night in the parking lots at the game. im just voting with the rest of the folks.

salt wallflower

Post by **canaan** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:01 am

oh man, i dont know if i want to vote for WF, as per the pie chart, she defended me el oh el.

jaysmiter · Post by **jaysmiter** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:05 am

My quick at work, on the cellphone thought:

Senka, there is no way canaan is going to vote for wf because he hasn't yet. Obviously, enough people have their doubts on her, so let's unite as a village, vote for her, and canaan can shoot or eat or whatever whoever he wants to vote for this round?

Post by **PensFanInDC** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:07 am

jaysmiter wrote:My quick at work, on the cellphone thought:

Senka, there is no way canaan is going to vote for wf because he hasn't yet. Obviously, enough people have their doubts on her, so let's unite as a village, vote for her, and canaan can shoot or eat or whatever whoever he wants to vote for this round?

Agreed....let's do it

Post by **SolidSnake** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:08 am

I said salt wallflower the other day so I will stick with that. salt wallflower

mac5155 · Post by **mac5155** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:15 am

me thinks there's a good reason canaan wont vote for WF

come on boys.

mac5155 · Post by **mac5155** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:15 am

6 for wallflower

mac5155 · Post by **mac5155** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:16 am

oh wait, that's it.. lol

WF is getting the NaCl

Post by **canaan** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:17 am

wallflower · Post by **wallflower** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:19 am

And, seriously, you guys - it's wallflower. No capital letters in there, por favor.

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