*** SLUG WARS I GAME THREAD ***

jwienand · Post by **jwienand** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:54 pm

okie dokie
unsalt wf
salt neo

bhaw · Post by **bhaw** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:09 pm

any vote count by someone? please...

Post by **the wicked child** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:11 pm

I have a bad feeling about this for some reason.

I trust Senka but I would prefer to hear from neo before we dump the shaker.

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:13 pm

the wicked child wrote:I have a bad feeling about this for some reason.

I trust Senka but I would prefer to hear from neo before we dump the shaker.

whats the worst that can happen?

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:14 pm

canaan wrote:ill follow big sexy

salt neophool

okay. true story. what was the thinking behind npv last night. the wolves killed him so i guess he was on to something but you nom'd him on wat basis?

Senka · Post by **Senka** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:14 pm

and the sdm one was random too. granted you made up for it by kicking face in.

Dan H · Post by **Dan H** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:15 pm

the wicked child wrote:I have a bad feeling about this for some reason.

I trust Senka but I would prefer to hear from neo before we dump the shaker.

I'm not sure, either, especially with 2 slugs left out of 10 candidates. I don't have a better candidate, though.

jwienand · Post by **jwienand** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:16 pm

neo - 7
Canaan - 1
Wally - 1
PFIDC - 1
MAC - 1

Post by **canaan** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:16 pm

Senka wrote:
canaan wrote:ill follow big sexy

salt neophool
okay. true story. what was the thinking behind npv last night. the wolves killed him so i guess he was on to something but you nom'd him on wat basis?

i posted my reasoning [read: fail] a page or two back, i believe. I over-thought the whole situation and I thought that npv was pulling the same level that troyloney was trying to pull (playing the trusting villager). it was a complete brain poo on my part.

bhaw · Post by **bhaw** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:18 pm

thanks jwie... how many to lynch? (best mod ever!)

Dan H · Post by **Dan H** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:18 pm

If neo has 7 votes, he's salted.

Dan H · Post by **Dan H** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:19 pm

I only count 6 though?

jwienand · Post by **jwienand** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:20 pm

Dan H wrote:I only count 6 though?

I have Dan, Senka, Jays, Pipes, Wally, Canaan, Me. Am I wrong on anyone?

Post by **PensFanInDC** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:20 pm

alright fine...

unsalt mac
salt neo

Dan H · Post by **Dan H** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:22 pm

No, it was 7, except one of the votes wasn't colored and had a "color me please" request, so I missed it at first.

bhaw · Post by **bhaw** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:22 pm

write up coming? (once I find the old write up and come up with something clever)

jwienand · Post by **jwienand** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:22 pm

back to the Matrix sluggo

Dan H · Post by **Dan H** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:23 pm

Come on, big money, no whammies...

Post by **the wicked child** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:23 pm

Senka wrote:
the wicked child wrote:I have a bad feeling about this for some reason.

I trust Senka but I would prefer to hear from neo before we dump the shaker.
whats the worst that can happen?

Fine. Salt neo.

I'm not gonna be a party proper and my own instinct has been ass.

Post by **canaan** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:23 pm

bhaw wrote:write up coming? (once I find the old write up and come up with something clever)

please let it include poutine.

thanks!

Post by **PensFanInDC** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:24 pm

Dan H wrote:Come on, big money, no whammies...

Post by **the wicked child** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:24 pm

Lol. Phone changed pooper to proper.

bhaw · Post by **bhaw** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:39 pm

Day 12 and the village was out of control. The mayor was gone and total anarchy had set it. Boys were dressing like girls. Girls were dressing like boys. Slugs were dressing up as villagers, and villagers like slugs!

The village was throwing a rave and danH was all decked out in glow sticks, tripping on E. In the corner sat the lonely neophool. He didn't take much nor did he provide much. He was kind of a bystander in the village. However not participating in a town rave was very slug like behavior. So was his random appearances. And so was the slime coming from his toes.

The ravers noticed neophool sitting by himself and declared he suffer for the crime of not waving a glow stick in rhythm to Zombie Nation. For failing to be moved by Zombie Nation, the town Constitution clearly stated that the offender to be put to death by catapult into the salty water of the closest ocean.

So the village loaded neophool into the catapult along with a cat. 3... 2... 1... FIRE! Neo was launched hundreds of feet into the air towards the splashing ocean with the cat latched onto his head. The village watched from the viewing balcony while eating baskets of poutine french fries (saw the request last minute, sorry). As he approached the rocky cliffs, neo remained silent. He smashed up against a rock, crushing his body. As neo slid down the rock into the water, still silent, his remaining energy was used to give the village a one figer salute. Neophool, a regular villager, was dead and his body floated with the current of the salty ocean water.

Village of Shortbusistan, NIGHT 13
There are 12 Villagers Left:

canaan
Dan H
jaysmiter
jwienand
mac5155
PensFanInDC
Pipes Hochuli
Senka
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
wallflower

Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister, the regular villager, was salted by the village, then exploded on Day 1
MikeEnIke, the regular villager, was lynched, salted, and mummified by the village on Day 2
newarenanow, the regular villager, was devoured by the Slugs on Night 3
cup keeper, the regular villager, is still screaming after being beaten by the village on Day 3
beerman, the gardener, was consumed whole by the slugs on Night 4 while sleeping with his hoe
slappybrown, the regular villager, was turned into bird vomit by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 4
shafnutz, the regular villager, was saltwaterboarded to death by the village HR department on Day 4
sdm5055, the regular villager, was decapitated by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 5
Kicksave, the regular villager, choked to death then was eaten by mongooses on Day 5
Zarovich, the regular villager, jumped off a cliff on Day 6
crayz, the regular villager, drowned in a tub of salt water on Day 7
dagny, the regular villager, was absolutely massacred by the Slugs on Night 8
IrishEyes, a lil Slooger, was NOMed by a thrilled yet emotionally tortured NOM NOM Bird on Night 8
MWB, a Lil Slooger, drank himself to death on Day 9
Malkamaniac, a regular villager, was tomahawked by the slugs on Night 10
LITT, a Lil Slooger, was squeezed lifeless by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 10
Juice, a Lil Slooger, was salt cannoned to death by the village on Day 10
Jose Cuervo, a regular villager, was dismembered then drowned on Night 11
Troy Loney, the Mayor AND lil Slooger, was [CENSORED] on Day 11
npv708, the regular villager, was gang tackled and eaten by the Slugs and the NOM NOM Bird on Night 12
neophool, a regular villager, was smashed into an ocean rock on Day 12

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1 Alpha Slug
1 Lil' Sloogers

9 Regular Villagers

1 Manduca Sexta
1 NOM NOM Bird

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Alpha, PM your meal.
manduca sexta, who will you protect.
NOM NOM Bird has no NOMs.

Post by **the wicked child** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:46 pm

Surprise surprise. I hope you learned something from it.

Dan H · Post by **Dan H** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:46 pm

Crud. Well, it was a shot in the dark.

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