*** SLUG WARS I GAME THREAD ***

[mac5155]

we r BLAZING today!

[Senka]

i gotta leave for class

[bhaw]

Night 11 was a good night. 4 slugs down and the village was continuing the maragrita party. A thoroughly sloshed villager made his way to the great plains of Nomsburgh Shortbusistan. He had never seen this beautiful area of the village. He looked out over the horizon at the grassy fields as the wind blew and the full moon lit up a small lake in the middle of the plains. The villager thought, "Wow... I love this place, man! I mean it, hiccup I really love this place." As he made his way out onto the plains, he ran across a sign. Too drunk to read it, the villager, instead, decided to lecture the sign. "You... you... hiccup you can't tell me what to do! You're just a piece of wood! I've listened to your hiccup terrible advice for way too long!" So he ran out into the middle of the field to play among the high grasses and the wildlife without ever reading the sign that said PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE SLUGALO.

The slugs, meanwhile were grazing in the fields, mouring the 4 recent and sudden deaths of their family memebers. The cries were deafening and would make any sober man take a second thought before coming closer. Fortunately for the slugs, there was a definitely not sober villager wandering through the grasses. He came right over to where the slugs were huddled up in fear of the NOM NOM Bird. "Oh look! hiccup I love kitties! Here kitty kitty kitty!"

The slugs were baffled that a midnight meal had just walked right into their back yard. "Come here kitty, I won't hurt you." The villager stuck out his finger and the alpha bit it right off! "That wasn't nice kitty!" The villager reached out again with his 4 fingered hand. The lil sloogers chomped off the rest of the hand! "I hate you kitties! All I wanted to do was hiccup be your friend!" The slugs now pounced on the drunken villager and started tearing him limb from limb. "That tickles kitties! Stop it!" The 3 slugs managed to eat one arm, two legs, and half of the villager's face before they realized that an entire villager was way too much for just the 3 of them... and that made them sad slugs. The villager was still alive so the slugs decided to ditch the evidence by tying some cement blocks to him and they ditched Jose Cuervo, a regular villager into the lake where he drowned.

Village of Shortbusistan, DAY 11
There are 15 Villagers Left:


canaan
Dan H
jaysmiter
jwienand
mac5155
neophool
npv708
PensFanInDC
Pipes Hochuli
Senka
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
Troy Loney
wallflower

Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister, the regular villager, was salted by the village, then exploded on Day 1
MikeEnIke, the regular villager, was lynched, salted, and mummified by the village on Day 2
newarenanow, the regular villager, was devoured by the Slugs on Night 3
cup keeper, the regular villager, is still screaming after being beaten by the village on Day 3
beerman, the gardener, was consumed whole by the slugs on Night 4 while sleeping with his hoe
slappybrown, the regular villager, was turned into bird vomit by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 4
shafnutz, the regular villager, was saltwaterboarded to death by the village HR department on Day 4
sdm5055, the regular villager, was decapitated by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 5
Kicksave, the regular villager, choked to death then was eaten by mongooses on Day 5
Zarovich, the regular villager, jumped off a cliff on Day 6
crayz, the regular villager, drowned in a tub of salt water on Day 7
dagny, the regular villager, was absolutely massacred by the Slugs on Night 8
IrishEyes, a lil Slooger, was NOMed by a thrilled yet emotionally tortured NOM NOM Bird on Night 8
MWB, a Lil Slooger, drank himself to death on Day 9
Malkamaniac, a regular villager, was tomahawked by the slugs on Night 10
LITT, a Lil Slooger, was squeezed lifeless by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 10
Juice, a Lil Slooger, was salt cannoned to death by the village on Day 10
Jose Cuervo, a regular villager, was dismembered then drowned on Night 11



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1 Alpha Slug
2 Lil' Sloogers

10 Regular Villagers

1 Manduca Sexta
1 Mayor
1 NOM NOM Bird

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8 VOTES TO SALT!

[Senka]

SALT Wicked

idk.

[jwienand]

SALT Wicked

idk.

I was thinking him or Canaan.

For now
salt Wicked

[mac5155]

my top 3 were malka, JC, and wicked in no particular order

salt WC

[PensFanInDC]

Hmmm...

[PensFanInDC]

my top 3 were malka, JC, and wicked in no particular order

salt WC

Well...Malk and JC were both villagers...Care to explain your WC reasoning?

[Troy Loney]

my top 3 were malka, JC, and wicked in no particular order

salt WC

Well...Malk and JC were both villagers...Care to explain your WC reasoning?

he couldn't possibly be 0/3?

[the wicked child]

I'm a villager but whatev.

Salt canaan.

Color please.

[bhaw]

From wicked
salt canaan

[Troy Loney]

SALT Wicked

idk.

is this just an inkling or do you have real substance behind this like IE & MWB?

[Troy Loney]

I'm a villager but whatev.

Salt canaan.

Color please.

hmm...

i know i was all about canaan...but w/juice being a slug, i'm not going to push for canaan anymore.

[npv708]

Wow, nothing like waking up to the smell of salt in the morning. Way to go village and bird.

Here's what I'm thinking. The other day, the MWB vote was rather contested and only passed at the last second after JC changed his vote away from Jwieand. Look at the vote tally below. This is before JC's switch. Out of the five who voted for them, 2/3 who have been identified are identified as non-villagers. I think this might be a good trend to keep trying. I think DanH and Canaan need to head to the saltotine next.

Jwie - 5 ( DanH, letang, canaan, MWB, JC)

salt Canaan

[mac5155]

I think WF and wicked child are both slugs, you want me to vote for crayz to not hold up the game?

I didn't accuse you. I said WF was one. And if she turned out to be one, then I'd go after you.

Not what I read:

http://www.letsgopens.com/scripts/phpBB ... 5#p1013823" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

at first i thought they were fighting together, but now it makes a little bit of sense. now, reverse what JC said, if Wicked is one, lets go after Wallflower too.

[mac5155]

that was way back. I think we can trust what dead villagers said, because obviously they werent trying to purposely confuse us

[jwienand]

Wow, nothing like waking up to the smell of salt in the morning. Way to go village and bird.

Here's what I'm thinking. The other day, the MWB vote was rather contested and only passed at the last second after JC changed his vote away from Jwieand. Look at the vote tally below. This is before JC's switch. Out of the five who voted for them, 2/3 who have been identified are identified as non-villagers. I think this might be a good trend to keep trying. I think DanH and Canaan need to head to the saltotine next.

Jwie - 5 ( DanH, letang, canaan, MWB, JC)

salt Canaan

yup villager here

[PensFanInDC]

Canaan threw my under the bus for a few rounds. Plus if I was the alpha, I would have converted him.

salt canaan

[SolidSnake]

Salt jay

[mac5155]

bleh, the evidence isnt solid on Wicked i guess.

unsalt Wicked

i want to vote off someone, not de facto vote someone because of the time limit.

[JoseCuervo]

Great game village and good luck! Keep the comeback alive!

[mac5155]

ok, i like NPVs reasonning behind canaan.

lynch canaan

this is a good trend that we can indeed look back on and use the wolves confusion tactics earlier in the game to our advantage

[mac5155]

(salt)



(slugs)


(im going insane)

[canaan]

[quote="npv708"]Wow, nothing like waking up to the smell of salt in the morning. Way to go village and bird.

Here's what I'm thinking. The other day, the MWB vote was rather contested and only passed at the last second after JC changed his vote away from Jwieand. Look at the vote tally below. This is before JC's switch. Out of the five who voted for them, 2/3 who have been identified are identified as non-villagers. I think this might be a good trend to keep trying. I think DanH and Canaan need to head to the saltotine next.

Jwie - 5 ( DanH, letang, canaan, MWB, JC)


I switched from jay to jwie because someone (malk maybe?) asked myself and jay to switch our votes to someone in the top 5 and, honestly, i guessed. I thought, and kinda still do, that jwie has spoken at convenient (for him) times. salt me if you must, but im just a blue guy, and i dont think ill be able to play until tomorrow (or at least after 9 tonight) with the work list i have in front of me--plus i've played this game like poo this go around and understand if i meet the NaCl necktie.

[canaan]

^quote fail =)