*** SLUG WARS I GAME THREAD ***

[Troy Loney]

12 hr limit has been reached ....

[bhaw]

12 hour time limit does not count at night, FYI.

I just got up and it looks like all PMs are in. Corvidae said he had a write up ready to go, so I'm going to see if he comes on and takes it. If nothing in like the next 1/2 hour, I'll do it.

[bhaw]

by count at night, I mean real night. It's not practical to expect an RP to PM us at 4 am.

[Troy Loney]

by count at night, I mean real night. It's not practical to expect an RP to PM us at 4 am.

quit pampering the role players...

[bhaw]

I'm making a quick phone call then write up coming...

[mac5155]

Nothing better than waking up to a writeup coming!

[PensFanInDC]

Nothing better than waking up to a writeup coming!

Not being eaten by a slug...

[mac5155]

Nothing better than waking up to a writeup coming!

Not being eaten by a slug...

well yeah but you're a slug, so it doesn't apply to you :pop:

[canaan]

Nothing better than waking up to a writeup coming!

Not being eaten by a slug...

he doesn't have to worry about that...unless one of the slugs is a slugibal.

[PensFanInDC]

Nothing better than waking up to a writeup coming!

Not being eaten by a slug...

he doesn't have to worry about that...unless one of the slugs is a slugibal.

Wait...are you saying mac is a slug?!

[Troy Loney]

Nothing better than waking up to a writeup coming!

Not being eaten by a slug...

he doesn't have to worry about that...unless one of the slugs is a slugibal.

Cannibal slugs...

[bhaw]

After the margarita party, the villagers all tucked themselves in for a good night's rest. So happy they finally came to a consensus made a majority vote accidnetally killed a slug by waiting until the last second. They almost forgot that night time is hunting time for the slugs. And now with only 5 slugs left, they had nothing better to do with their orgies done due to the odd number but to eat some villagers.

As they slithered through the weeds, they came across a familiar face. A villager who was very sluggy in his own right. Clearly not the brightest villager of the bunch, they figured this was an easy meal. And boy were they hungry after not eating the night before. So the slugs dug out a hole in the path the villager was walking down. The covered it with sticks and leaves and put a piece of pie on it. Mmmm, pie...

The villager came strolling up to the trap and stepped right on the pie. Only, the trap didn't work! The villager noticed the pie on his feet and sat there trying to eat it from between his toes. The alpha slug grew impatient at the shoddy craftsmanship of the beta slug's trap. The alpha came leaping out of the weeds with a tomahawk and put it right through malkamaniac's, a regular villager, skull. The 5 slugs dove into the bloody mess and ate all of malkamaniac's flesh and bathed in his blood.

The slugs were happy and slimed their way back home. They were talking about how awesome it was that the alpha just tomahawked a dude right in the face. Then, out of nowhere, a giant set of talons latched on to Letang is the Truth, a Lil Slooger, and squeezed the slime out of him. The NOM NOM bird carried off lifeless body of a slug and took it home to feast.

Village of Shortbusistan, NIGHT 10
There are 17 Villagers Left:


canaan
Dan H
Juice
jaysmiter
JoseCuervo
jwienand
mac5155
neophool
npv708
PensFanInDC
Pipes Hochuli
Senka
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
Troy Loney
wallflower

Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister, the regular villager, was salted by the village, then exploded on Day 1
MikeEnIke, the regular villager, was lynched, salted, and mummified by the village on Day 2
newarenanow, the regular villager, was devoured by the Slugs on Night 3
cup keeper, the regular villager, is still screaming after being beaten by the village on Day 3
beerman, the gardener, was consumed whole by the slugs on Night 4 while sleeping with his hoe
slappybrown, the regular villager, was turned into bird vomit by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 4
shafnutz, the regular villager, was saltwaterboarded to death by the village HR department on Day 4
sdm5055, the regular villager, was decapitated by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 5
Kicksave, the regular villager, choked to death then was eaten by mongooses on Day 5
Zarovich, the regular villager, jumped off a cliff on Day 6
crayz, the regular villager, drowned in a tub of salt water on Day 7
dagny, the regular villager, was absolutely massacred by the Slugs on Night 8
IrishEyes, a lil Slooger, was NOMed by a thrilled yet emotionally tortured NOM NOM Bird on Night 8
MWB, a Lil Slooger, drank himself to death on Day 9
Malkamaniac, a regular villager, was tomahawked by the slugs on Night 10
LITT, a Lil Slooger, was squeezed lifeless by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 10



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1 Alpha Slug
3 Lil' Sloogers

11 Regular Villagers

1 Manduca Sexta
1 Mayor
1 NOM NOM Bird

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9 VOTES NEEDED TO SALT (or the time limit... again)

[Troy Loney]

well....should we just go ahead and salt juice now?

[mac5155]

I really don't know because malkamaniac was at the top of my list.. Haha

[PensFanInDC]

I like the Juice vote...but the mayor might have been waiting for that and decided to save him yet again.

[Letang Is The Truth]

good bye cruel world. remember me as a peace keeper.

[the wicked child]

Wow. Massive instinct fail.

[PensFanInDC]

Both Jay and Wicked all gave malk some crap on page 115 and then both pushed for a Canaan vote like they were all in sync.

[Troy Loney]

I like the Juice vote...but the mayor might have been waiting for that and decided to save him yet again.

thats a good point...a juice salt/pardon would give them another chance getting the bird.

we need to find the slug mayor...any thoughts?

[wallflower]

I really don't know because malkamaniac was at the top of my list.. Haha

I wasn't suspicious of him at all until yesterday. (Then again, I wasn't suspicious of MWB at all. )

I've been on the Juice bandwagon for the last few days but it seems like people don't want to go that way. I was surprised when I logged on last night and I was the only who had voted for him.

[PensFanInDC]

good bye cruel world. remember me as a peace keeper.

Voted for you 2 days in a row...I knew it..

I was also very clear on my feelings about MWB too.

I've been convinced that JC was a slug and then had a slight change when I noticed his class schedule. But since JC voted for malk last round, he may be back in the mix.

My list is:
Juice
Jaysmiter
Wicked Child
Jose Cuervo

[PensFanInDC]

I like the Juice vote...but the mayor might have been waiting for that and decided to save him yet again.

thats a good point...a juice salt/pardon would give them another chance getting the bird.

we need to find the slug mayor...any thoughts?

Can the mayor protect himself?

[wallflower]

I like the Juice vote...but the mayor might have been waiting for that and decided to save him yet again.

thats a good point...a juice salt/pardon would give them another chance getting the bird.

I didn't think of that.

[the wicked child]

I said nothing of malk. I did agree with jay on canaan however. JC was the one busting Malk's balls.

I am coming to the realization that I suck at this game however.

[Troy Loney]

Can the mayor protect himself?

no