Day 7 and Uber-Mod Corvidae had walked out to the entrance of the village. He went to the sign that says Welcome to Nomsburgh, population 23. First, he crossed out the 23 and changed it to 22 (more on that later). Next, he crossed out the name Nomsburgh and the sign now reads:
Welcome to
Nomsburgh Shortbusistan.
The village was gaining quite a notariety around the area. Many neiboring villages had set up lawn chairs, coolers of beer, and
at the unfolding drama in the newly renamed village.
Today, though, the village got smarter. They had a fail proof way to figure out who was a slug. They set up a giant tub and filled it with salt water. The leaders of the village decided that to weed out slugs, they would throw the convicted into the tub of salt water with lead weights tied to their ankles. A real slug would shrivel and die. A villager wouldn't but they needed the weights to keep them in the water long enough to discover the person's true identity.
Next, all the villagers' names went into a hat. The first name was pulled out "Mr. C. Rayz?" So crayz walked up to the blank. Weights were tied onto his ankles, and in he was pushed. He struggled around for a bit then just gave into the imminent death. The village had just drowned
crayz, a regular villager.
Village of Shortbusistan, NIGHT 8
There are 22 Villagers Left:
canaan
Dan H
dagny
Juice
IrishEyes
jaysmiter
JoseCuervo
jwienand
Letang Is The Truth
mac5155
Malkamaniac
MWB
neophool
npv708
PensFanInDC
Pipes Hochuli
Senka
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
Troy Loney
wallflower
Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister, the regular villager, was salted by the village, then exploded on Day 1
MikeEnIke, the regular villager, was lynched, salted, and mummified by the village on Day 2
newarenanow, the regular villager, was devoured by the Slugs on Night 3
cup keeper, the regular villager, is still screaming after being beaten by the village on Day 3
beerman, the gardener, was consumed whole by the slugs on Night 4 while sleeping with his hoe
slappybrown, the regular villager, was turned into bird vomit by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 4
shafnutz, the regular villager, was saltwaterboarded to death by the village HR department on Day 4
sdm5055, the regular villager, was decapitated by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 5
Kicksave, the regular villager, choked to death then was eaten by mongooses on Day 5
Zarovich, the regular villager, jumped off a cliff on Day 6
crayz, the regular villager, drowned in a tub of salt water on Day 7
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1 Alpha Slug
6 Lil' Sloogers
12 Regular Villagers
1 Manduca Sexta
1 Mayor
1 NOM NOM Bird
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Alpha, you can only eat now!
NOM NOM Bird, you have a noming available.
Magnum sexless, who do you want to protect?
Mr. Mayor, is there a pardon?
