*** SLUG WARS I GAME THREAD ***

[Dan H]

I still think the dude is a villager. One who overreacts to picking up votes, yeah, but it would be in the best interest of the village to go after someone we think is a slug. Moot point, though. We only have another hour or so, and most people have given up for the evening.

[MWB]

I still think the dude is a villager. One who overreacts to picking up votes, yeah, but it would be in the best interest of the village to go after someone we think is a slug. Moot point, though. We only have another hour or so, and most people have given up for the evening.

I tend to agree with this. It's pretty much the same thing he did last game. He throws a bunch out there and sees what happens, which doesn't seem like a slug. The only problem is if this ends up just confusing people.

[Senka]

we got 13 minutes. it doesnt matter if he is or not, the next move is not in our hands.

[Senka]

writeup coming.

[Corvidae]

Writeup coming indeed...

[Troy Loney]

still not sure what the reasoning is behind this salting

[Senka]

still not sure what the reasoning is behind this salting

because someone had to be salted in the 12 hour limit...?

[Corvidae]

I'd have no problem waiting a littler longer, but it doesn't look like you're getting anywhere tonight.

[Troy Loney]

I'd have no problem waiting a littler longer, but it doesn't look like you're getting anywhere tonight.

i doubt enough people are going to be on, let alone come to a consensus...

[Troy Loney]

still not sure what the reasoning is behind this salting

because someone had to be salted in the 12 hour limit...?

i mean....what happened to salting either pfidc, canaan, or zarovich?

I'd go with any three of them over shaftnuts

[Corvidae]

While working his regular shift as a manure shoveler, shafnutz05 gets a tap on the shoulder from his supervisor. Apparently, since the village came to no conclusion, the gods passed the decision to HR... and they'd like to have a chat with him. He’s worried at first, but if anything it’s a break from shoveling manure for 15 minutes. So, he cleans himself up a bit and heads to the office upstairs. He steps into the HR director's office and finds himself at the wrong end of three suits in a panel interview.

Suit 1: “Heeeeeey, how is everything?”

shafnutz: “Good, good. Same old.”

Suit 2: “Good. Yeaaaah, just have seat there.”

He sits down.

Suit 1: So, ah, shafnutz … ah, we here at the village are concerned that you might be a man-eating slug with no remorse or sense of dignity. Do you ah… do you have anything that you want to tell us?

shafnutz: No sir. Just a regular villager earning my keep.

The suits flip through their papers, look at each other then turn back to him.

Suit 3: OK. That's all we need. You take care, now.

shafnutz: Thank you.

He turns to walk out.

Suit 1: Oh, just one second.

shafnutz: Yes sir?

Suite 3: What’s your favorite flavor of Starburst flavor?

shafnutz: Oh... um, lemon, I suppose. I don’t really like any of the other ones. I just throw them away. (laughs)

…

…

…

KILL HIM!!!

The three suits jump from behind the desk and start STABBING HIM WITH THEIR PENS! Two hold him down while another uses his bifocals to burn small, smoldering holes in his flesh! The farmers on the ground look up to see his flailing body tossed out of the office window. The 4-story fall into manure doesn’t kill him, but they didn’t want it to. They drag him back inside, and then begins the SALTWATERBOARDING!!! After 6 gruesome hours of torture he dies of dehydration.

A horrible end for an innocent man.

Anywho...

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Village of Nomsburgh, NIGHT 5
There are 26 Villagers Left:


canaan
crayz
Dan H
dagny
Juice
IrishEyes
jaysmiter
JoseCuervo
jwienand
Kicksave
Letang Is The Truth
mac5155
Malkamaniac
MWB
neophool
npv708
PensFanInDC
Pipes Hochuli
sdm5055
Senka
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
Troy Loney
wallflower
Zarovich

Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister, the regular villager, was salted by the village, then exploded on Day 1
MikeEnIke, the regular villager, was lynched, salted, and mummified by the village on Day 2
newarenanow, the regular villager, was devoured by the Slugs on Night 3
cup keeper, the regular villager, still screaming after being beaten by the village on Day 3
beerman, the gardener, consumed whole by the slugs on Night 4 while sleeping with his hoe
slappybrown, the regular villager, turned into bird vomit by the NOM NOM Bird on Night 4
shafnutz, the regular villager, was saltwaterboarded to death by the village HR department on Day 4

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1 Alpha Slug
3 Lil' Sloogers

19 Regular Villagers

1 Manduca Sexta
1 Mayor
1 NOM NOM Bird

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ALPHA SLUG, YOU STILL HAVE 3 BRAIN SLUGS!!!
GARDENER, YOU ARE DEAD!!!
MANDUCA SEXTA, WHO GETS THAT GOOEY GOOEY PROTECTION NET?
MAYOR, WILL YOU PARDON SOMEONE?

[the wicked child]

Wow. What a way to go.

[mac5155]

meh, whatever. cool writeup haha

status quo for the evening.

[SolidSnake]

This is ONE brutal game lol

[Kicksave]

KS fail lulz.

[neophool]

ouch.......

[mac5155]

i mean maybe i should be, but this is no big deal really..... is it?

[mac5155]

care actually, not BE.. lol.

[shafnutz05]

<sigh>..............it's been fun.

After I got lynched last time, another eight innocent villagers got killed in a row. We'll see if that happens again.

Great writeup corvidae........go slugs!

[Kicksave]

go slugs? talk about sour grapes.

[Senka]

im happy you lost now.

[Senka]

besides. if the mayor wanted to save you, he couldve.

[mac5155]

besides. if the mayor wanted to save you, he couldve.

i believe he has to submit the veto before the lynch occurs but im not positive.

[JoseCuervo]

kicksave and dags are slugs... just sayin

[Malkamaniac]

well, crap... Goodnight everyone, talk to you tomorrow.