*** SLUG WARS I GAME THREAD ***

IrishEyes · Post by **IrishEyes** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:09 am

yay for the bandwagon!

salt TW

Pipes Hochuli · Post by **Pipes Hochuli** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:12 am

the garden giveth no mercy
unsalt Rich Rodriguez
salt TW

Post by **SolidSnake** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:12 am

Salt TW Sorry....

Troy Loney · Post by **Troy Loney** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:13 am

corvo edited his post.....

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:13 am

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15 Twisted Wrister

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:14 am

Troy Loney wrote:corvo edited his post.....

i iz god now

Post by **PensFanInDC** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:16 am

Corvidae wrote:
Troy Loney wrote:corvo edited his post.....
i iz god now

God wont poop in our well...

Post by **shafnutz05** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:17 am

lynch TW

That really sucks he is going to be dead before he makes his first post, but the angry mob has spoken!

JoseCuervo · Post by **JoseCuervo** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:22 am

I don't drink wine coolers

newarenanow · Post by **newarenanow** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:23 am

I think he has 16. I'd at least wait for him to post once before making the 17.

I did that to Corvidea and he was the seer!

Letang Is The Truth · Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:23 am

Well if everyone is doing it

salt TW

JoseCuervo · Post by **JoseCuervo** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:24 am

salt NAN

awwwwoooo!!!!!

JoseCuervo · Post by **JoseCuervo** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:24 am

Letang Is The Truth wrote:Well if everyone is doing it

salt TW

hope to god he isn't the gardner/sexta/bird...

Post by **Juice** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:26 am

OMG WHERE'S THE WRITEUP

slappybrown · Post by **slappybrown** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:27 am

Juice wrote:OMG WHERE'S THE WRITEUP

LULZ

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:28 am

writeup is...

Post by **shafnutz05** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:29 am

JoseCuervo wrote:hope to god he isn't the gardner/sexta/bird...

If he is any of these, then the village has already failed even more than last game.

newarenanow · Post by **newarenanow** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:30 am

shafnutz05 wrote:
JoseCuervo wrote:hope to god he isn't the gardner/sexta/bird...
If he is any of these, then the village has already failed even more than last game.

It would suck hard, but it isn't the end of the world. We lynched the seer the first day once and the village still won.

The sexta would be the worse though IMO if we lynched them.

JoseCuervo · Post by **JoseCuervo** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:32 am

newarenanow wrote:
shafnutz05 wrote:
JoseCuervo wrote:hope to god he isn't the gardner/sexta/bird...
If he is any of these, then the village has already failed even more than last game.
It would suck hard, but it isn't the end of the world. We lynched the seer the first day once and the village still won.

The sexta would be the worse though IMO if we lynched them.

that's slug talk

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:32 am

...coming

JoseCuervo · Post by **JoseCuervo** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:32 am

Corvidae wrote:...coming

boosting your own post count?

Troy Loney · Post by **Troy Loney** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:32 am

Corvidae wrote:...coming

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:34 am

Twisted Wrister was innocently strolling down the street, la de da da daaah, and WHAM!!! … An angry villager runs up and hits him in the face with a rock! A freakin’ rock! Are you kidding me? Disoriented and yelling “WHY?!” three more villagers grab him and toss him onto the back of a hay wagon. They wheel him into the town square and dump him on the ground. They kick him and punch him and throw toothpicks in his eyes all before the main attraction: a ginormous bag of salt from Ye Ol’ Costco!

They dump the whole thing on his head… everyone stands back…

… silence …

He slowly gets up and yells “what the hell?” *cough cough* why would you *cough* … *hack*

He clenches his chest and falls over.

“He’s not a slug! He's a regular villager!” someone yells from the crowd.
“He’s having a heart attack!” says another. “Someone give him some nitroglycerin!”

They run around town just going nuts trying to find some.

Finally, “Here!” a villager hands him the pills. He swallows them and EXPLODES!!! OH MY GOD! IT’S A MESS!!! BLOOD AND… AW MAN, HIS LIVER ENDS UP IN LADYGAGADONGER! The werewolfs are pleased with the fresh meat that has been mysteriously airmailed to them.

Words cannot describe the horror that has unfolded; yet oddly enough, no one seems to care and everyone goes to bed after some Hacky Sack around the corpse.

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Night 2 in the Village of Nomsburgh
There are 32 Villagers Left:

beerman
canaan
crayz
cup keeper
Dan H
dangy
Juice
IrishEyes
jaysmiter
JoseCuervo
jwienand
Kicksave
Letang Is The Truth
mac5155
Malkamaniac
MikeEnIke
MWB
neophool
newarenanow
npv708
PensFanInDC
Pipes Hochuli
sdm5055
Senka
shafnutz05
slappybrown
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
Troy Loney
wallflower
Zarovich

Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister was salted by the village, then exploded

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1 Alpha Slug
2 Beta Slugs

25 Regular Villagers

1 Gardener (Seer)
1 Manduca Sexta (Angel)
1 Mayor (

)
1 Bird (Vigilante)

ALPHA SLUG, YOU HAVE 4 BRAIN SLUGS LEFT!
GARDENER, WHO ARE YOU POKING WITH YOUR HOE OF TRUTH?
MANDUCA SEXTA, WHO ARE YOU CASTING YOUR GOOEY COCOON OF PROTECTION ON?
MR. MAYOR, IS THERE SOMEONE YOU WANT TO PARDON?
BIRD, YOU ARE HUNGRY! ONE NOM FOR YOU!!!

Post by **Juice** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:34 am

Troy Loney · Post by **Troy Loney** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:35 am

I hope he wasn't really looking forward to playing.

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