*** SLUG WARS I GAME THREAD ***

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Post by Corvidae »

ZOMG, something has happened to the last beer shipment to Nomsburgh! When the villagers gathered around the empty truck, they found the driver dead with slime all over him and empty bottles scattered everywhere.

We all know what this means: SLUGS!!! (or Idoit40fans, but probably slugs)

Suicide hotline? Ringing off the hook.
Cardboard signs to write "THE END IS NEAR!" on? Sold out.
canaan's Mom? Still smokin' hot.

It's night 1 in Nomsburgh! No one can sleep...
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  • Dan H is studying Game Theory and talking to people who aren't real. He's drawing charts on his wall with crayon
    the wicked child is too busy playing Metroid Prime Trilogy to even bathe
    the errey i breathe is tired of breathing the wicked child and posts an add on Cragslist for a new hut-mate
    newarenanow is wondering if "salt NAN" will have the same ring to it
    PensFanInDC is guarding the village. He starts eating the mushrooms he finds and goes totally bonkers
    mac5155 called npv708 "hpv708." npv subsequently kicked mac in the groin
    canaan is spray painting LimpSnake on SolidSnake's hut, but he's too busy with WOW to notice
    dangy is modding canaan's spray paint and bands him from the paint store
    slappybrown and shafnutz05 look alike to me
    Malkamaniac is in a padded cell under 24 hour self-lynch watch
    MWB is in court fighting his cousin MDW's DWI
    Letang Is Truth is looking through his entomology book. Kicksave thinks it's Playboy's special "Bugs Edition" and is a tad curious
    beerman is drinking wine coolers with JoseCuervo
    MikeEnIke is shooting squirrels and yelling, "WOLF!"
    jwienand is scared and won't come out of his hut
    Pipes Hochuli is asking IrishEyes how she thinks his new sweeter-vest looks. She doesn’t like to lie, so she runs away
    wallflower is trying to simulate this situation in The Sims 2, but decides to have a virtual WooHoo party instead
    Juice is adjusting to village life amongst the common filth
    Twisted Wrister hurt his wrist playing badminton. Enjoys the slight irony
    neophool and jaysmiter are laughing at the word "shuttlecock." cup keeper doesn't get it
    Senka jumped in after I wrote all that crap so he's sitting on the ground, staring blankly into space
    crayz and Tory Loney join Senka, and they all start playing marbles or something
    Zarovich!!! Wooooooooooo!
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^^^ZOMG THAT'S A LOT OF STUFF ABOUT THINGS AND SUCH^^^


WEREWOLF RULES - CHANGES FOR SLUG WARS I

- Roles have been distributed. If you did not get a PM, you are a worthless villager.
- Don't edit your posts.
- Role Players, send your PMs to me AND bhaw so he can do the writeup if I'm away (DON'T PM JUICE THIS TIME!).

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Village of Nomsburgh, Night 1
There are 33 Villagers Left:


beerman
canaan
crayz
cup keeper
Dan H
dangy
Juice
IrishEyes
jaysmiter
JoseCuervo
jwienand
Kicksave
Letang Is The Truth
mac5155
Malkamaniac
MikeEnIke
MWB
neophool
newarenanow
npv708
PensFanInDC
Pipes Hochuli
sdm5055
Senka
shafnutz05
slappybrown
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
Troy Loney
Twisted Wrister
wallflower
Zarovich


1 Alpha Slug

28 Regular Villagers

1 Gardener (Seer)
1 Manduca Sexta (Angel)
1 Mayor ( :scared: )
1 Bird (Vigilante)

ALPHA SLUG, YOU CAN USE TWO BRAIN SLUGS TONIGHT!
GARDENER, WHO ARE YOU POKING WITH YOUR HOE OF TRUTH?
MANDUCA SEXTA, WHO ARE YOU CASTING YOUR GOOEY COCOON OF PROTECTION ON?
MR. MAYOR, IS THERE SOMEONE YOU WANT TO PARDON?
BIRD, YOU ARE NOT HUNGRY! NO NOMS TILL TOMORROW NIGHT!


12 Hour Limit starts at 8:00AM EST
Last edited by Corvidae on Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:37 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Post by canaan »

lulz omg first
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I'm ready to rock.
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arghhh you just beat me
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I didn't get mentioned in the spoiler....
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Zarovich wrote:I didn't get mentioned in the spoiler....
Alpha sluggggggg :scared:
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I was really sad it's Monday until I saw the thread. Now it's not so bad. :D
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Zarovich wrote:I didn't get mentioned in the spoiler....
I may have been mentioned, but not sure. MDW?
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MWB wrote:
Zarovich wrote:I didn't get mentioned in the spoiler....
I may have been mentioned, but not sure. MDW?
Corvidae is the village drunk, cut him some slack.
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:scared: :scared: :scared:
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PensFanInDC is guarding the village. He starts eating the mushrooms he finds and goes totally bonkers
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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This is about the only thing that made Monday worth it.
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Malkamaniac wrote:This is about the only thing that made Monday worth it.
agreed, I was totally ticked off driving into work today then I thought about this and was at least neutral on having to work :lol:
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Malkamaniac wrote:This is about the only thing that made Monday worth it.
Glad you are playing unless of course YOU ARE A SLUG
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1st of the month means that I have to fold, stuff, post and seal about 1500 invoices and envelopes today. It usually starts around 11am and can last until the end of the day. I will try and at least check the game thread throughout the day.
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PensFanInDC wrote:1st of the month means that I have to fold, stuff, post and seal about 1500 invoices and envelopes today. It usually starts around 11am and can last until the end of the day. I will try and at least check the game thread throughout the day.
Slug talk!!! :scared: :scared: :scared:
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jwienand wrote:
PensFanInDC wrote:1st of the month means that I have to fold, stuff, post and seal about 1500 invoices and envelopes today. It usually starts around 11am and can last until the end of the day. I will try and at least check the game thread throughout the day.
Slug talk!!! :scared: :scared: :scared:
Slug talk!!! :scared: :scared: :scared:
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PensFanInDC wrote:1st of the month means that I have to fold, stuff, post and seal about 1500 invoices and envelopes today. It usually starts around 11am and can last until the end of the day. I will try and at least check the game thread throughout the day.

I know how it is, today is the day, I compile all the PPC stats and monthly stats for our sites. It's just a long drawn out, boring process.
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beerman wrote:
Malkamaniac wrote:This is about the only thing that made Monday worth it.
agreed, I was totally ticked off driving into work today then I thought about this and was at least neutral on having to work :lol:
Indeed...this atleast helps a little for me....but today might suck entirely too much for it to help...

1. This is my first day back at work since 8/20.
2. Tonight is my first time back in class for four months.
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MMMMMMM..... Slugs.
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Troy Loney wrote:
beerman wrote:
Malkamaniac wrote:This is about the only thing that made Monday worth it.
agreed, I was totally ticked off driving into work today then I thought about this and was at least neutral on having to work :lol:
Indeed...this atleast helps a little for me....but today might suck entirely too much for it to help...

1. This is my first day back at work since 8/20.
2. Tonight is my first time back in class for four months.
Ouch now that's rough, I don't even know that slug wars would help much there.
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MWB wrote:
Zarovich wrote:I didn't get mentioned in the spoiler....
I may have been mentioned, but not sure. MDW?
Fixed, and quite half-assed I must say.
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canaan wrote:lulz omg first
I was up at 5:15 to go to the gym before work and stopped myself from making the "first in" post...i really regret it now...
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I'm scared
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Letang Is The Truth wrote:I'm scared
:scared: