Quotes you like.

[blackjack68]

Better to be king of morons than peasant of geniuses.

Is it really?

[Eismann]

He who would take an hour to say what could be said in 5 minutes surely is capable of other crimes. (unsure of source: it's a quote on my boss's wall)

And, in a related matter: As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler .(Henry David Thoreau)

[Gaucho]

Better to be king of morons than peasant of geniuses.

Is it really?

I was wondering the same.

[Froggy]

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”-George Carlin

[columbia]

A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
-Mohandas Gandhi

[Froggy]

-shmenguin

-froggy

for as much crap as i talk about the office, this is actually pretty brilliant

[danisu21]

"Bottomless breadsticks only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long, until at some point you look up and say 'Why the hell am I at the Olive Garden with all these fat people?' "

"Why put off the inevitable?"

"I hope one of you ends up in my ER one day, bleeding. I'll make you wait for days. Unless one of you has Blue Cross. That's a PPO, none of that HMO bulls---!"


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[Froggy]

"Bottomless breadsticks only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long, until at some point you look up and say 'Why the hell am I at the Olive Garden with all these fat people?' "

"Why put off the inevitable?"

"I hope one of you ends up in my ER one day, bleeding. I'll make you wait for days. Unless one of you has Blue Cross. That's a PPO, none of that HMO bulls---!"


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"10 & 1/2, poppo... 11 in crocs"

"So now I have to be at Kaiser Permanente at 6 a.m. tomorrow. I know, Bruce couldn't even afford a real hospital... managed care. Ironic, isn't it? He never *managed* to care for me. "

" I was born cheering! My mother swears the first thing out of her what's-it was a little pair of baby hands doing spirit fingers!
That's a joke! But it really happened."

"that move is prohibidado. and i say it in spanish because that's how exotic and not-allowed it is"


Fired Up! reference... LOVE IT

[Shyster]

“About half the practice of a decent lawyer consists of telling would-be clients that they are damned fools and should stop.”
– Elihu Root

“If you see errors in form, look for errors in content.”
– Konstantin Fedin

[Bob Cole's Senility]

There's only one thing left to do, win the whole F'ing thing.

[CERV96]

There's only one thing left to do, win the whole F'ing thing.

[jprolley]

my favorite quote in the history of the spoken word:

IN THE MIDDLE OF OPPORTUNITY LI- wait, hold on...............






IN THE MIDDLE OF DIFFICULTY LIES OPPORTUNITY. I'M GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF SO I HAVE CLARITY. IN THE MIDDLE OF DIFFICULTY LIES OPPORTUNITY.

[Rylan]

"Yes I will go back to your place, a few hours later leave and never call you again"

[penny lane]

Deja vu all over again! yogi berra And you are ? george w bush to mario on the white house lawn.

We will bury you~ bruce boudreau to dan blysma 2009 play offs. N khrushchev of the USSR really said it.

[Geezer]

A man who knows when he has enough is truly rich.

[BadHands71]

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed. ~ Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

[Froggy]

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed. ~ Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)

I believe he said this quote on The Muppets, which makes it even more awesomely bizarre. Sellers was a strange dude

[SoupOrSam]

Feb 4, 2010 "We're expecting a coating to 2 inches of snow through the evening hours" -- WPXI, KDKA, WTAE
Feb 5, 2010 "SNOWPOCALYPSE" -- WPXI, KDKA, WTAE

Jan 30, 2011 "THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING' - WPXI, KDKA, WATE, NWS
Jan 31, 2011 ".....' - the rest of Pittsburgh

Gotta gets me a J. O. B. in weather.

[Kraftster]

my favorite quote in the history of the spoken word:

IN THE MIDDLE OF OPPORTUNITY LI- wait, hold on...............






IN THE MIDDLE OF DIFFICULTY LIES OPPORTUNITY. I'M GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF SO I HAVE CLARITY. IN THE MIDDLE OF DIFFICULTY LIES OPPORTUNITY.

[no name]

I could never divorce my wife, i would be afraid she might actually find happiness.
"no name"

My wedding day was the best day of my life, the only day i could imagine would be better is if we ever got divorced.
"Mrs. no name"

Not so much a quote as a little story i hear about Winston Churchill it goes...

One day Wisston Churchill was sitting having a Brandy with male firends, and Winston was making all the guys laugh by telling them how a wifes place is in the Kitchen and the Bedroom. When the maid came in and heard of all the "talk" and was clearly bothered by it. Churchill asked her is she disapproved of what he said. She said "yes, and if i was your wife i would poison your drink." Churchill responded. "no need my lady, if you were my wife i would poison myself."

[mac5155]

"Looks like _____ got dressed in the dark again" - my coworker re: another coworker.

[eddysnake]

"and you don't tug on superman's cape"

[PensFanInDC]

"Looks like mac5155 got dressed in the dark again" - my coworker re: another coworker.

[Eismann]

There's only one thing left to do, win the whole F'ing thing.

"I'm the only winner on this team. The rest of 'em, they're losers. Either by choice, or by birth. "

[doublem]

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.Leo Tolstoy