** SLUG WARZ III - GAME THREAD **

[MWB]

Viable, but risky. It's night so I don't really want to give any other insight now.

[redwill]

On Day 2, the garden reacts to the crisis.

They hold a town-hall meeting and deliberate on the matter. The meeting is boisterous. Many of the garden-dwellers only want to yell about healthcare reform. Others are distracted by the garden WOOT! OFF. Eventually, however, they decide that they have to find a slug. They decide on Dan H. Some claim he is being erratic. Some claim he's not being himself. Some claim he's suffering from an invisible bald spot. No matter. He is chained and led out to the small hillock beside the Garden Civic Center.

A self-important, self-appointed spokesman for the garden stands up to address the crowd and, particularly, Dan H.

"Harumph! Harumph!" the spokesman bellows. "Whereas you have been found guilty of slugginess by reason of ... Well, anyway, you've been found guilty! Ladies and Gentlemen, I tell you now that in the long and storied course of garden history, never have I witnessed a transgression so foul! When I was just a wee garden-dweller, my sainted mother told me to always remember two things: Don't ever suffer a slug to live, and always make sure you stay regular in your bowels! And so, dear friends, when I've found that I can't properly execute a bowel movement, I always find that the best thing to do is just to take a little something with plenty of fiber to settle my stomach. You know, folks, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that it's funny how something so simple as a bit of ..."

"BLAH BLAH RHUBARB RHUBARB YARR YARR!!!" roars the crowd.

"Well," the spokesman says mildly, "I was only trying to help my fellow garden-dwellers who might be in the throws of ..."

"YAAARRRRRRRR!!!!" The crowd surges forward and wrestles Dan H to the ground. Bags of salt are brought up and forced down his throat and into other bodily orifices. He writhes and gurgles. The last discernible words from him are "I regret that I have but one life to ..." before someone steps on his throat. His body is wretched in death. But nothing else happens. The garden realizes that Dan H was just a regular garden-dweller.

In death, however, the natural processes occur, and all control over the bowels is lost. A nasty flood coats the feet of the salters. "Well," says the spokesman, "that's something, anyway."


The garden of BobDylanIsTheTruth has 20 residents remaining:

- beerman
- Malkamaniac
- shafnutz05
- slappybrown
- Letang Is The Truth
- MWB
- Troy Loney
- canaan
- mac5155
- newarenanow
- sdm5055
- Juice
- Pavel Bure
- dagny
- Senka
- Zarovich
- Twisted Wrister
- crayz
- cup keeper
- Corvidae


But in reality there are:

15 regular garden-dwellers
1 Gardener (seer)
1 Alpha Slug
3 Slugs


Gone from the garden:

- SolidSnake (the Manduca Sexta), slimed and eaten (eated?) by slugs during Night 1.
- PensFanInDC (the Bird), salted by the garden on Day1.
- Dan H (a regular garden-dweller), salted unmercifully on Day 2.


Alpha: Whom do you want to recruit or eat?
Gardener: Whom do you want to investigate?

[Dan H]

"Whereas you have been found guilty of slugginess by reason of ... Well, anyway, you've been found guilty!"

(back to dead)

[Corvidae]

I have no idea why everyone voted for Dan.

[MWB]

Few people do.

[dagny]

I have no idea why everyone voted for Dan.

I can't speak for the ones who ran him up, but I voted for Dan to keep Pavel from having the most votes.

[mac5155]

interesting. wel i probably wont be on for a long time now. so yeah, but i'll check in on occasion

[redwill]

So I'll get the night phase over as soon as I can. I have to wait for PMs, go to sleep, and then go to appointments tomorrow morning. If I get PMs, I'll try to do the write-up around 7-8 AM. But it may be as late as noon-ish.

Thanks.

[dagny]

So I'll get the night phase over as soon as I can. I have to wait for PMs, go to sleep, and then go to appointments tomorrow morning. If I get PMs, I'll try to do the write-up around 7-8 AM. But it may be as late as noon-ish.

Thanks.

Thanks for modding the game and putting up with us!

[Senka]

I stand by keeping DanH here. sorry i wasnt around til now. I got a lot of reading to do, but i see a verdict occured. I hope my vote wasnt the deciding factor, or i wouldve tried swinging in his favor again

[Senka]

Wow. well we have another ew player with a role i guess?? Lasted longer than Corv

night village. ill be back tomorrow.

[mac5155]

lol senka is here like clockwork after every writejup..


slug

tehehehe

i am prepping my peter griffin costume for tomorrow and sat. hehehehehe

[dagny]

I forgot about Halloween this weekend. The game should definitely be frozen that day.

[Senka]

lol senka is here like clockwork after every writejup..


slug

tehehehe

i am prepping my peter griffin costume for tomorrow and sat. hehehehehe

im always on at 1am... if writeups were then, id beat them lol. I was at a halloween party for a few hours and then finished some stats/ I just got back from mcdonalds, and im gonna work til 3.

Class at 10! yay. Hey. Griffin has nothing on WALDO!

[mac5155]

Psh Waldo lulz

[Senka]

Psh Waldo lulz

you sir are a hater. although a good looking PG would be way better. idk how one would pull it off without a mask. but if yu think its sweet, id love to see a picture lol

[mac5155]

I haz mask. And I have peters build. I'll post pics if I remember

[MWB]

I actually have to work today, so i won't be on until this afternoon sometime.... assuming I'm not dead anyway.

[shafnutz05]

Well now I feel better about switching from Dan to Pavel....that will hurt not having Dan around.

[redwill]

Write-up coming!

[shafnutz05]

WOOO!!!! Three cheers to the new rules!! Hail redwill, our benefactor!

[Juice]

I'm very interested to see this one.

[redwill]

Day 3 dawns in the garden.

Very busy this morning. Terse write-up.

The slugs slimed and ated Letang Is The Truth, a regular garden-dweller last night.


The garden of BobDylanIsTheTruth has 19 residents remaining:

- beerman
- Malkamaniac
- shafnutz05
- slappybrown
- MWB
- Troy Loney
- canaan
- mac5155
- newarenanow
- sdm5055
- Juice
- Pavel Bure
- dagny
- Senka
- Zarovich
- Twisted Wrister
- crayz
- cup keeper
- Corvidae


But in reality there are:

14 regular garden-dwellers
1 Gardener (seer)
1 Alpha Slug
3 Slugs


Gone from the garden:

- SolidSnake (the Manduca Sexta), slimed and eaten (eated?) by slugs during Night 1.
- PensFanInDC (the Bird), salted by the garden on Day 1.
- Dan H (a regular garden-dweller), salted unmercifully by the garden on Day 2.
- Letang Is The Truth (a regular garden-dweller), slimed and eaten by slugs during Night 3.


Day 3 ends at 10 AM tomorrow with the garden-dweller with the most votes gettin' a-salted.

[shafnutz05]

I'm very interested to see this one.

Why? Not like it's gonna be a surprise to you...

[newarenanow]

Wow, that did suprise me.