***BARNYARD BATTLE 2: ALPACALYPSE GAME THREAD***

[the wicked child]

Writeup coming. Holy carp.

[bhaw]

Writeup coming. Holy carp.

Look what you did!

[Malkamaniac]

Le found another green. Won't say anything until write up.

[the wicked child]

After a series of relatively uneventful nights, business picked up on Night 3. The coyotes were stunned, but not down for the count. As canaan prepared to rest for the night* read booze heavily, a coyote approached. canaan was drunk and tried his best to avoid the onslaught, but in the end it was too much. The coyote ripped him open and began to gorge on his innards. But canaan was not going down without a fight. He took his pitchfork and rammed it through the coyote's skull.

Spoiler:

canaan was The Scarecrow (vigilante)

ulf was the Alpha Coyote.

Elsewhere, blood curdling screams emerged from the barn. Old McDonald raced to the scene, but all he found was MWB, minus his brains.

Spoiler:

MWB was a regular alpaca

Malkamaniac sat back lolololing at the recent turn of events when an angry alpaca came charging. Just when things looked bleak, it was scared off by an intense brightness.

Elsewhere, another alpaca fell ill.

1. There are 18 Alpacas remaining:
2. pittsports87
3. relantel
4. Zarovich
5. Kraftster
6. bhaw
7. shafnutz05
8. count2infinity
9. sdm5055
10. slappybrown
11. Malkamaniac
12. mac5155
13. newarenanow
14. thehockeyguru
15. Juice
16. IrishEyes
17. Rylan
18. the errey i breathe
19. obhave

Spoiler:

obhave, a regular alpaca, was shaved on Day 1
Benny Fitz, Rabid Coyote (elite bodyguard), was drowned in the dung pile on Day 2
redwill, a regular alpaca, was shaved on Day 2
canaan, The Scarecrow (vigilante), was disemboweled on Night 3
ulf, the Alpha Coyote, was impaled on Night 3
MWB, a regular alpaca, had his brains eaten on Night 3

It is now Day 3.
With 18 alpacas remaining, it takes 10 to shave.
Deadline is 11 PM

[bhaw]

shave kraftster

[Rylan]

Shave Krafster

[thehockeyguru]

shave kraftster

[Kraftster]

Malk, can you tell everyone that I am the other green and can we finally shave this ugly alapaca called bhaw?

[Malkamaniac]

lol I saw canaan, I was going to out him this day phase for the lulz.

Shave kraftser

[bhaw]

bhaw wins this round

[Malkamaniac]

Malk, can you tell everyone that I am the other green and can we finally shave this ugly alapaca called bhaw?

lololololololol

[newarenanow]

shave kraftster

[shafnutz05]

shave Kraftster

[canaan]

so good

[Kraftster]

I got a nuke when I went to the poop pile. I swear to god I will use it and kill everyone if you don't switch to thg, the leader of the purple pac'

[thehockeyguru]

I got a nuke when I went to the poop pile. I swear to god I will use it and kill everyone if you don't switch to thg, the leader of the purple pac'

lol.

[Juice]

i think rylan is bad

shave kraft macaroni

[relantel]

shave kraftster

[bhaw]

I got a nuke when I went to the poop pile. I swear to god I will use it and kill everyone if you don't switch to thg, the leader of the purple pac'

I went to the dung pile again and got Bruce Willis. He volunteered to take the nuke and explode himself while we all escape.

[Kraftster]

shave kraftster

oh hai, you.

[shafnutz05]

lololol, I'll miss you Kraftster

[Kraftster]

I got a nuke when I went to the poop pile. I swear to god I will use it and kill everyone if you don't switch to thg, the leader of the purple pac'

I went to the dung pile again and got Bruce Willis. He volunteered to take the nuke and explode himself while we all escape.

bhaw

[Malkamaniac]

Mac, Rylan, c2i.

Mac for the way he handled the night talking.

Rylan, for just showing up and now talking.

c2i, gone off the radar after day one. Trying to make himself scarce.

[Rylan]

Mac, Rylan, c2i.

Mac for the way he handled the night talking.

Rylan, for just showing up and now talking.

c2i, gone off the radar after day one. Trying to make himself scarce.

What?

[shafnutz05]

I don't really buy the mac argument. Anyone that was actually bad (I would think) wouldn't be dumb enough to complain that the night talking/strategery favors the good guys